What's the quickest way to 100?

[done_got_old]

Try posting to the A-B-C threads!

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I need to get my pretty mug up as an AV. What's the quickest way to get to 100?

This is a fantastic name. Welcome to the big Kids Club.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Try posting to the A-B-C threads!

That seems to be the consensus.

This is a fantastic name. Welcome to the big Kids Club.

The big kids club huh? Do I get a badge?

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

This is a fantastic name. Welcome to the big Kids Club.

It combines my two favorite things, titties and bacon. I keep asking Santa for a pair under my tree, but nothing has been delivered yet.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

It combines my two favorite things, titties and bacon. I keep asking Santa for a pair under my tree, but nothing has been delivered yet.

Gonna have to do better about being on the naughty list i am sure.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Gonna have to do better about being on the naughty list i am sure.

I walked my dog last night. He pooped on the side of the street (apparently he is allergic to grass) and didn't pick it up. Is that a good start?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I walked my dog last night. He pooped on the side of the street (apparently he is allergic to grass) and didn't pick it up. Is that a good start?

Well that maybe the wrong way to go about it.
But at least you have a dog.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Well that maybe the wrong way to go about it.
But at least you have a dog.

What's the right way?

Pegging?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

What's the right way?

Pegging?

Umm buy your dog some synthetic grass?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Hurry up and get that 100. I want to see an avatar of bacon wrapped titties. Gosh that's makin me hungry.
About that Playgrounder number. You have to wipe more than a two year old's butt to earn that one.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Umm buy your dog some synthetic grass?

That will get me on the naughty list? Santa has weird rules.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

That will get me on the naughty list? Santa has weird rules.

Oh titties. You are ass backwards. Santa doesnt visit those on the naughty list

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Hurry up and get that 100. I want to see an avatar of bacon wrapped titties. Gosh that's makin me hungry.
About that Playgrounder number. You have to wipe more than a two year old's butt to earn that one.

I have been taking photos in front of my full length mirror getting ready for the big reveal. Not really a big reveal. More like a mediocre, curved to the left kind of reveal.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Oh titties. You are ass backwards. Santa doesnt visit those on the naughty list

He doesn't? So he breaks into houses, whips animals, and runs a sweat shop for good people? Odd dude.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

He doesn't? So he breaks into houses, whips animals, and runs a sweat shop for good people? Odd dude.

I never said he wasnt on the naughty list.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I never said he wasnt on the naughty list.

Yet he delivers to good people and has cheesy songs written and sung about him? We as a society need a better make believe role model.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I have been taking photos in front of my full length mirror getting ready for the big reveal. Not really a big reveal. More like a mediocre, curved to the left kind of reveal.

Are you of the sex that most men would enjoy with their titties wrapped in bacon?
Personally, as much as I like bacon, bacon wrapped man boobs just don't do much for me, no matter which way they curve.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Yet he delivers to good people and has cheesy songs written and sung about him? We as a society need a better make believe role model.

Oh titties. This was never about him this was about you. Stop shifting blame and get your dog some synthetic grass

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Are you of the sex that most men would enjoy with their titties wrapped in bacon?
Personally, as much as I like bacon, bacon wrapped man boobs just don't do much for me, no matter which way they curve.

Yep. I'm a 1 strip A cup man.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Oh titties. This was never about him this was about you. Stop shifting blame and get your dog some synthetic grass

Is that like spray on hair?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Is that like spray on hair?

Well as long as you spray something after you or your dog shits you should be fine

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Yet he delivers to good people and has cheesy songs written and sung about him? We as a society need a better make believe role model.

You're walkin a fine line now mister. Don't be talkin about Santa Clause like that. Next you'll say naughty things about the Energizer Easter Bunny.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Well as long as you spray something after you or your dog shits you should be fine

I just turn off the pilot light and light a match. Or hop in the shower and pray there is a full bar of soap.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

You're walkin a fine line now mister. Don't be talkin about Santa Clause like that. Next you'll say naughty things about the Energizer Easter Bunny.

Santa is the Kathy Lee Gifford of make believe. His sweat shops are notorious.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I just turn off the pilot light and light a match. Or hop in the shower and pray there is a full bar of soap.

You should be fine. But im sure that mengled mess of hair you leave on the soap will be glad to run down the drain