The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Saint Peter]

if this is country music

I want my old job back

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I have not listened to We're All Somebody From Somewhere

 

[Wings]

I need to find the best hiking trails out here.

 

[Conager]

How is it that beer and gasoline are cheaper than water at convenience stores?

 

[pointless]

because profit margins.

 

[pointless]

heterosexuality is gross.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just had a fabulous nap and dreamt Gordon Ramsay shagged the arse off me at the bottom of the garden.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just had a fabulous nap and dreamt Gordon Ramsey shagged the arse off me at the bottom of the garden.

You told me you weren't into that

 

[pointless]

at least it wasn't jamie oliver.

 

[Fata Morgana]

at least it wasn't jamie oliver.

His tongue is too big.

 

[thør]

I need to find the best hiking trails out here.

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1390/5705868/11310500/246864945.jpg

There's never the best, only favorites.

This is one of mine.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/10/gordon-ramsay.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/10/gordon-ramsay.png

Ha! Put it on and meet be behind the holly tree!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I just had a fabulous nap and dreamt Gordon Ramsay shagged the arse off me at the bottom of the garden.

Wear your knickers next time you dream about gardening, you exhibitionist slag!

https://img42.com/RwUqR+

in that position, I prolly would've given you a quarter pounder meself!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Wear your knickers next time you dream about gardening, you exhibitionist slag!

https://img42.com/RwUqR+

in that position, I prolly would've given you a quarter pounder meself!

Fucking hell, mind those nettles.








P. S. Gord didn't plunder the tradesman's entrance, that was just a figure of speech.

 

[Emerson40]

And it was FECKIN' RRRAWWW!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ha! Put it on and meet be behind the holly tree!

http://www.ekplate.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/57500.gif

 

[Conager]

The small one commenting on the features of the Happy Meal Barbie: "Only one of the arms is articulated."

 

[Sean]

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

 

[Not Normal]

But.

Fucking weirdos has been my lifelong passion.

Right? Its the normal people who freak me out!

I don't like him if it's who I think it is. But considering I'm on the board of directors for the charity putting on this race and after party I don't think I'm going to get violent.

P. S. Gord didn't plunder the tradesman's entrance, that was just a figure of speech.

BWAHAHAHA Tradesman's entrance.

 

[Lyricalli]

Its a James song, not a Sean song.

As you know, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgOMxTxWPuQ is your song.

I want a song.

 

[Wings]

Milk baths are interesting. Awesome for the skin but leaves you looking like you've just taken part in a bukkake party.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Milk baths are interesting. Awesome for the skin but leaves you looking like you've just taken part in a bukkake party.

And where the problem? I thought you loved that.

 

[Wings]

And where the problem? I thought you loved that.

Do we know one another?

 

[Fata Morgana]

And where the problem? I thought you loved that.

What the fuck?