The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Saint Peter]

Fuck popcorn.

 

[Saint Peter]

But I'll always flirt with you!

Pass the corn!

 

[Wings]

Pass the corn!

So you can fuck it? No way, that's not a topping I want.


My oldest is about to throw down with some old ladies because they are talking. The previews haven't even started. This is going to be fun.

 

[Saint Peter]

You should have bought a bigger bucket.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Witch! Sorceress! No woman can eat popcorn without some finding a home in the cleavage.

...unless, she is shirtless or braless...

 

[Saint Peter]

waste not

want not




*munch*

 

[Greypowerful]

Well that's bullshit.

Thank you.

Please advise the lovely unicorn that appearances ARE deceiving?

 

[pete]

You should have bought a bigger bucket.

the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" gag, eh?

its a classic

 

[thør]

So you can fuck it? No way, that's not a topping I want.


My oldest is about to throw down with some old ladies because they are talking. The previews haven't even started. This is going to be fun.

Watching Dream Big?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/413013151.jpg?mw=1920&mh=1080&q=70

 

[Saint Peter]

It's big.

I know.

 

[GeorgeWallace]

https://up0.xhcdn.com/000/132/420/942_1000.gif

"It's prom night and I'm here to pick up your daughter."

What is this? Some sort of joke? Who is driving that car?

"My father."

I like people with a sense of humor. What is your name?

"Napoleon Dynamite."

That's even funnier...

 

[thør]

It's big.

I know.

ME's can't even imagine the size.

 

[Saint Peter]

ME's can't even imagine the size.

An estimation is always a good starting point.

 

[Jennifer]

There was a cheese dip for nachos last night that was unusual but not horrid. I preferred the salsa I think. I liked the quesadilla cheese. ( I stole a bite from a litsters plate )

Yes. We all know you met St Pete. FFS. How much attention do you need??

I can't tell you how many litsters have stopped coming around because of your insipid tediousness.

Perhaps I'll do a poll.

 

[pete]

under-promise and over-deliver

 

[Not Normal]

Yes. We all know you met St Pete. FFS. How much attention do you need??

I can't tell you how many litsters have stopped coming around because of your insipid tediousness.

Perhaps I'll do a poll.

I'd think you'd win that poll, sweetheart.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

aaaaaahhhhhhh... silence.
https://shtfartofwar.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/bullshit.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I have not heard true silence in too long. It's always interrupted by passing cars, the hum of electricity, the whir of a fan or some other bullshit.

I miss silence.

 

[Jennifer]

I'd think you'd win that poll, sweetheart.

Damn. I always thought you had me on iggy. Try it!

I may be many things but insipid is not one of them, sugartits.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

I have not heard true silence in too long. It's always interrupted by passing cars, the hum of electricity, the whir of a fan or some other bullshit.

I miss silence.

I know. Where you hear that low "hum". I can't imagine being in this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVGIb3bzHI

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/91/e9/85/91e985f469cc841f85e533d42d60a12f.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

sugartits:

https://novitioustrends.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/56c228641900002900377b47.jpeg

dammit...got sprinkles on 'em, too...

...now I wanna suck them shits off!

 

[Not Normal]

Damn. I always thought you had me on iggy. Try it!

I may be many things but insipid is not one of them, sugartits.

I just usually find you useless and pass by your drivel.

Elle is a delight, and you are a cunt.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Reminds of veggiebot. You know, what's his name.

 

[Jennifer]

I just usually find you useless and pass by your drivel.

Elle is a delight, and you are a cunt.

Elle is a "woe is me victim" and I am a cunt. I'm no stranger to self actualization.