The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can't you just put him in a box and ship him halfway to Iceland? Or will he float back, like a bad flush?

He'd come back. I know for sure if they finish him after this trial he'll take 'em to a tribunal. If there ever was a zombie apocalypse over here he'd fucking survive it. Cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I looked at the cheese counter in whole foods, there were some lovely looking cheeses there. Had I had people to share them with I would have bought some and forced people to eat them so I could have had s little.

Don't you be eating that shit they put in a can!

 

[thør]

He'd come back. I know for sure if they finish him after this trial he'll take 'em to a tribunal. If there ever was a zombie apocalypse over here he'd fucking survive it. Cunt.

We will take up a collection for you to purchase a bit of Polonium-210.

 

[Emerson40]

Go choke on a dildo.


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Why is it that every time you say such things to me, I get the feeling that you're actually hot for me and you want me to use it on you?

I am pretty sure that this is only the second time I have referenced anything even vaguely sexual towards you. And I assure you I'm drier than your granny lounging in the Sahara desert when I write it.

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In butterbean's defence, no one has ever accused him being particularly intelligent or familiar with adult, social interaction.

It is probably 'Attention O'Clock' in his world right now. It will soon pass.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hashtag46]

Lol look at the Emerson low IQ, humourless wallflower trying to be included in the fun.

Wings and I might not get along, but she entertains me. In a non-sexual way. Plus her IQ is much higher than 86.

 

[Emerson40]

I looked at the cheese counter in whole foods, there were some lovely looking cheeses there. Had I had people to share them with I would have bought some and forced people to eat them so I could have had s little.

I remember you mentioned a yellow blue cheese in some thread, a wee while back.

Was it Shropshire Blue?

http://www.igourmet.com/images/productsLG/150shropblue.jpg

Friends had a wedge of this on a cheese plate they put out earlier this week.

Wonderful, wonderful stuff. I managed to liberate most of it from the plate, strictly for culinary study and nom, nom, noms of course.

 

[Greypowerful]

No, St. Peter.

Dear Heart... You now know firsthand how UNSaintly Petey can be, eh?

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Heart... You now know firsthand how UNSaintly Petey can be, eh?

Petey is love and goodness.


[/THREAD]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

Saintly. Dumpy middle aged women are safe there, not even the knee squish It was a lovely evening Very clean, very happy.

That's cuz G was there....

/thread, me arse!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Emerson40]

It's rather like Shropshire blue but better, it's called blacksticks blue. it's both stronger and milder I think; the cheese is more substance so the blue is less stark a flavour note, also it's creamier. It's almost like a new and improved Shropshire blue; hard to believe, huh? But it is wonderful, well in my top five blue cheeses. Maybe top three.

That Shropshire was fine music in the mouth, a symphony when joined with a sip of strong wine.

But now I will have to find this Blacksticks Blue.

A queso quest!

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[Not Normal]

Not quite. He's been appealing against the decision and they've put him on a four week trial. God knows what's going on, no one will talk about it. But he's moving desks Monday morning.

He's been OK actually, like a different personality, then this afternoon he was back to his old self bollocking me for being inappropriate with a customer (I asked him how his African snail was!). And no, it wasn't a euphemism.

Christ. That guy is a wort.

 

[Conager]

Don't you be eating that shit they put in a can!

It comes in bacon flavor

A queso quest!

¿Que?. . .

 

[Parminderjeet]

In butterbean's defence, no one has ever accused him being particularly intelligent or familiar with adult, social interaction.

It is probably 'Attention O'Clock' in his world right now. It will soon pass.

He's been sending me late night PMs wanting attention in his typical 3rd world begging fashion. It must be when his monthly prescription runs dry he turns into the attention whoring paki everyone hates.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*Quietly enjoys my French brie*

 

[Wings]

Petey is love and goodness.


[/THREAD]

Well that's bullshit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well that's bullshit.

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.....

 

[Wings]

Pretty sure this is the first time I've eaten popcorn without losing any down my top.

And no, I'm still not flirting with you.

 

[Wings]

But I'll always flirt with you!