The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Not Normal]

The part where he quick-bakes the cake with the stove and stuff coming out of nowhere keeps flooring me. The whole dang cartoon is a classic.

I should rip the London Bridge part of this and turn it into a ringtone...

Classic. Much that era cartoons is gold.

I can't believe I've been feeling sorry for you. You deserve all you get, you fucking petty prick.

I'm not sure who we're talking about, but I agree.

 

[CTFD]

It would have been nice if something was cancelled tomorrow. But it's not.

bleh

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0O5Ajj9KwzOAAC7m/giphy.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

I can't believe I've been feeling sorry for you. You deserve all you get, you fucking petty prick.

I posted local cheese for you, you ungrateful bint!

 

[hashtag46]

Go choke on a dildo.

Why is it that every time you say such things to me, I get the feeling that you're actually hot for me and you want me to use it on you?

 

[CTFD]

My butt is cold.

 

[CTFD]

I'm in the mood for this!

http://www.gushmag.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tagliatelle.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Why? Because you're wrong about everything, that's why.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bunch of fucking weirdos.

 

[pointless]

So Netflix live is a thing. That's great, I suppose.

 

[Froya]

I'm in the mood for this!

Now I am, too.

 

[hashtag46]

Why? Because you're wrong about everything, that's why.

.

 

[Froya]

Why is it that every time you say such things to me, I get the feeling that you're actually hot for me and you want me to use it on you?

Because you have no idea what it's like when someone is actually attracted to you?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

Why is it that every time you say such things to me, I get the feeling that you're actually hot for me and you want me to use it on you?

I am pretty sure that this is only the second time I have referenced anything even vaguely sexual towards you. And I assure you I'm drier than your granny lounging in the Sahara desert when I write it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Classic. Much that era cartoons is gold.


I'm not sure who we're talking about, but I agree.

Fucking Phil. He did my head in totally today the cunt.

 

[Greypowerful]

I forgot to let you squish my hitleresque knees.

JESUS!

 

[Greypowerful]

Fucking Phil. He did my head in totally today the cunt.

I thought he was gone... redundant, demised, etc.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I posted local cheese for you, you ungrateful bint!

Just saw! Christ some good stuff there eh.

 

[hashtag46]

I am pretty sure that this is only the second time I have referenced anything even vaguely sexual towards you. And I assure you I'm drier than your granny lounging in the Sahara desert when I write it.

Don't worry about it.
You arouse me too.

 

[Not Normal]

Fucking Phil. He did my head in totally today the cunt.

I thought he was gone... redundant, demised, etc.

Yeah, I thought that cunt was history.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I thought he was gone... redundant, demised, etc.

Not quite. He's been appealing against the decision and they've put him on a four week trial. God knows what's going on, no one will talk about it. But he's moving desks Monday morning.

He's been OK actually, like a different personality, then this afternoon he was back to his old self bollocking me for being inappropriate with a customer (I asked him how his African snail was!). And no, it wasn't a euphemism.

 

[Greypowerful]

Not quite. He's been appealing against the decision and they've put him on a four week trial. God knows what's going on, no one will talk about it. But he's moving desks Monday morning.

He's been OK actually, like a different personality, then this afternoon he was back to his old self bollocking me for being inappropriate with a customer (I asked him how his African snail was!). And no, it wasn't a euphemism.

GAWD, you make me LARF...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

Not quite. He's been appealing against the decision and they've put him on a four week trial. God knows what's going on, no one will talk about it. But he's moving desks Monday morning.

He's been OK actually, like a different personality, then this afternoon he was back to his old self bollocking me for being inappropriate with a customer (I asked him how his African snail was!). And no, it wasn't a euphemism.

Can't you just put him in a box and ship him halfway to Iceland? Or will he float back, like a bad flush?

 

[Fata Morgana]

GAWD, you make me LARF...

If he wins this I will kill myself.