New posting rules yay or nay no poll

Debbie

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Here at the gb we welcome comments from posters on this forum.


You are invited to discuss issues and share your views. We encourage robust debate and criticism provided it is civil.

We do have forum rules. Scroll to the bottom and read them.

We do not accept offensive language (including use of 'rude, lewd, suggestive' symbols) ie (。 ㅅ 。) (@ㅅ@) (•_ㅅ_•)

We do not tolerate:

- posts that are clearly off topic from the original thread even if it is amusing or even slightly relevant

- verbosity (posts that are too long for the ignorami) (we recommend no more than approximately 200 words)

- self-promotion (as in "I'm 36-24-36, 5 ft or 15.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference")

- impersonate an individual including kitty mama or pussy galore

- posts that contain spam, ham or any other deli meat

- posts just generally aren't very nice

- loitering, begging, castration, jubilation, mood swings, running with sporks

- providing any financial advice, or advice of any kind in relation to any financial product or advice on dating, breathing, excessive flatulence

- swap recipes unless you have both signed an indemnity document that if one party becomes ill after trialing the recipe but ends up calling god on the big white telephone or spends a short stay in the emergency room having their stomach pumped there is nocomebacksies.

- no exchanging pleasantries - we all know that this will end in hugs, sexxxy time, condoms and the dreaded walk of shame

- No editing - that's tantamount to cheating on us. We reserve the right to read what you said complete with idiotic dumbassery and spilling mistakes.

Feel free to add any suggestions but management reserves the right to ignore you, tell you to fuck off, go to the playground but do have a nice day.

Insincerely

The High Feline Laurel Of Notnottingham Forest
 
I may struggle with most of that.
I'm trying to be a better person.
Fuck the rules!
(Baby steps i guess)

:D
 
I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description [offensive language], and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligbly doing so. But I know it when I see it. :)
 
I for one will, from this point forward, only read what is written and then immediately erase it from my memory so as to be super compliant with all requirements of the Big Giant Head... oh crap, that could be taken as.. oh well, it's going to be erased anyway...
 
And NO JOKES please. God I am so SICK of jokes. Can't you go anywhere anymore without being forced to laugh? Jesus.
 
I for one am getting sick & tired of having anal sex shoved down my throat.
 
New rules?

Reminds me of the quote: "The lust for comfort murdered the passion of the soul, and then walked grinning in the funeral."

Hardy, I think. This place is great for the lack of rules. Generally a tolerant and civil tone to it.
 
At least we don't have to take it up the ass any more, for some reason I think that's been outlawed.
 
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