New posting rules yay or nay no poll

[coachdb18]

Oh I see, it goes in there! Thanks for the tip!

I'm guessing you gave more than just the tip!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Will this become a sticky?

 

[Maidboy]

I'm guessing you gave more than just the tip!

Keep guessing. I'm not the type who kisses and tells...

 

[jezzilee]

Oh I see, it goes in there! Thanks for the tip!

*curtsies*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Will this become a sticky?

If we can just make it to National Masturbation Month in May, it's guaranteed to be sticky!

 

[Bidin~Time]

If we can just make it to National Masturbation Month in May, it's guaranteed to be sticky!

Waiting sucks

 

[Debbie]

i'm totally loitering in this thread

Please respect the new rules. If you become a cereal rule breaker there will be consequences.





Amendment to new posting rules.

- No mockery. Or bird calling. Or twittering. Tweeting is unasceptable too.


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[lovetoread]

i love sugary cereal

#lovethecrunch
#loiterer

 

[neci]

smeagums for president!

 

[pink]

hah I posted. I've never felt so alive.

 

[HisArpy]

smeagums for president!

What? No. No way. There is already evidence smeagums has Russian ties. And quite a few made in China too.

 

[coachdb18]

What? No. No way. There is already evidence smeagums has Russian ties. And quite a few made in China too.

Wrong thread... not a political topic

 

[HisArpy]

Wrong thread... not a political topic

Hmmm, lessee here. Dum de dum dum...

Here at the gb we welcome comments from posters on this forum.


You are invited to discuss issues and share your views. We encourage robust debate and criticism provided it is civil.

We do have forum rules. Scroll to the bottom and read them.

We do not accept offensive language (including use of 'rude, lewd, suggestive' symbols) ie （。 ㅅ 。） （@ㅅ@） （•_ㅅ_•）

We do not tolerate:

- posts that are clearly off topic from the original thread even if it is amusing or even slightly relevant

- verbosity (posts that are too long for the ignorami) (we recommend no more than approximately 200 words)

- self-promotion (as in "I'm 36-24-36, 5 ft or 15.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference")

- impersonate an individual including kitty mama or pussy galore

- posts that contain spam, ham or any other deli meat

- posts just generally aren't very nice

- loitering, begging, castration, jubilation, mood swings, running with sporks

- providing any financial advice, or advice of any kind in relation to any financial product or advice on dating, breathing, excessive flatulence

- swap recipes unless you have both signed an indemnity document that if one party becomes ill after trialing the recipe but ends up calling god on the big white telephone or spends a short stay in the emergency room having their stomach pumped there is nocomebacksies.

- no exchanging pleasantries - we all know that this will end in hugs, sexxxy time, condoms and the dreaded walk of shame

- No editing - that's tantamount to cheating on us. We reserve the right to read what you said complete with idiotic dumbassery and spilling mistakes.

Feel free to add any suggestions but management reserves the right to ignore you, tell you to fuck off, go to the playground but do have a nice day.

Insincerely

The High Feline Laurel Of Notnottingham Forest

Nope. Sorry, not a rule violation. 5 yards penalty for improper whistleblowing.

 

[Jamiegeo]

https://youtu.be/DE2R7s5SCSQ

^^The endearing rule breaker.^^

 

[coachdb18]

....

We do not tolerate:

- posts that are clearly off topic from the original thread even if it is amusing or even slightly relevant

-........

Hmmm, lessee here. Dum de dum dum...



Nope. Sorry, not a rule violation. 5 yards penalty for improper whistleblowing.

Just please stop spamming and post politics in the political forum .. <geeesh, interjecting politics into EVERYTHING, really?>

 

[wickedangeleyes]

How firm are you exactly on this "no running with sporks" situation?

 

[HisArpy]

Just please stop spamming and post politics in the political forum .. <geeesh, interjecting politics into EVERYTHING, really?>

Wow, somebody got up all grumpy this am.

Politics? What the hell? I wish I had a few ties made in Russia. Or Great Britain. Or even Italy. All I got are the cheap Taiwanese ones because I drip and spill too much to own the expensive stuff.

 

[adrina]

How firm are you exactly on this "no running with sporks" situation?

Hey hey... I'm already running around with my spork. We can't have two of us running around with sporks now can we? Someone might put an eye!

 

[coachdb18]

Hey hey... I'm already running around with my spork. We can't have two of us running around with sporks now can we? Someone might put an eye!

Maybe we can just fast-walk and hop like kangaroos with our sporks?

 

[adrina]

Maybe we can just fast-walk and hop like kangaroos with our sporks?

I can skip! But I don't hop around like a kangaroo. Bad ankles from years of gymnastics, I'm sure you understand.

So, instead of running around with my spork I'll be skipping around with my spork.

I still see the potential for eyeball stabbings. Just sayin'.

 

[wickedangeleyes]

I can skip! But I don't hop around like a kangaroo. Bad ankles from years of gymnastics, I'm sure you understand.

So, instead of running around with my spork I'll be skipping around with my spork.

I still see the potential for eyeball stabbings. Just sayin'.

Maybe you could just do some gymnastics switchleaps around... then you would be higher than our eyeballs.

 

[adrina]

Maybe you could just do some gymnastics switchleaps around... then you would be higher than our eyeballs.

Nah, I'll stick with skipping. Bad ankles.

('sides I never got that good. )

 

[Jamiegeo]

Hey,hey now....Eyeball stabbings(like many other dangerous pastimes) have their place in this wonderfully
Diverse and enclusive space..
Sigh....
I do so enjoy a well targeted eyeball stabbing.

 

[Debbie]

i love sugary cereal

#lovethecrunch
#loiterer

So you left this in the moderators staffroom?

 

[Debbie]

How firm are you exactly on this "no running with sporks" situation?

running
verb (used without object), ran, run, running. to go quickly by moving the legs more rapidly than at a walk or a skip or a sashay and in such a manner that for an instant in each step all or both feet are off the ground. to move with haste; act quickly:

Please note the following video clip shows a possible way to carry your spork and get to your destination without running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w