Tryharder62
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New Legislation proposed in Texas to fine masterbation and more!
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Tryharder62
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Oh crap, I spelled masturbation wrong again, and I don't know how to change it in the thread title.
Oh crap, I spelled masturbation wrong again, and I don't know how to change it in the thread title.
I think you're just jerking us off.
chillywilly2
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Sounds like a heck of an idea
You're rubbing me the wrong way.
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Well that's one way to eliminate the national debt!
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Oh fuck. How does anyone think this is a good idea.
Even if it is satire why waste time on it?
Even if it is satire why waste time on it?
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Guy is trying to make a point. Politicians do this all the time and sometimes it's worthwhile. Isn't hurting anyone.
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Could you explain why any masturbation law isn't hurting anyone?
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It's a law that won't be passed and can't be enforced. It's entire purpose is to just get noticed.
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But if it does pass, FGB and I are in trouble.
Really? I thought TX already had anti-sodomy laws....
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I can see it now...a camera in every room and car in the state of Texas. Good luck with that. Of course Hospitals might set up jerkoff safe zones and collect the sperm for cryogenic storage for use later. Then again, maybe not.
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Ck with me, Hon.
I was the Kansas State spelling champ, 1962. But...nobody cares.
Oh crap, I spelled masturbation wrong again, and I don't know how to change it in the thread title.
I was the Kansas State spelling champ, 1962. But...nobody cares.
Tryharder62
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I care! (Spelling champ is way cool) Spelling is very important! It is also important to make sure you are typing what you meant to say!
http://www.dezondag.be/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/161.jpg
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How do you know they didn't mean exactly that?
Yur thinking uf math.
As an aside, I think the masturbation proposal should also include an ultrasound of your nutsack before you jack off. Who knows how many jerkoffs this might prevent.
Sample mental conversation of 22-year-old single Texas male: "You mean I gotta let some guy, probably a homo, rub this stuff on my nuts and show it to me on the screen? Fuck that, I'll just go to Oklahoma."
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Texas should be more forward thinking when it comes to the protection of women's reproductive health. Take California, for example...
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/0...ing-hiv-status-to-partner-just-a-misdemeanor/
