I have cancer

[VaticanAssassin]

Well I guess I should say had.

I had skin cancer. Now I have a cool scar on my shoulder. Chicks dig scars. Plus my dermatologist is crazy hot. So hot my wife said she would hook up with her. I would settle for that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Basal cell, squamous cell or melanoma?

I'm gonna guess basal cell as it is more common.

Have a complete and uneventful recovery.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Fun Fact: Skin cancer always recurs and leads to agonizing death.

 

[Miles]

Fun Fact: Skin cancer always recurs and leads to agonizing death.

Aren't you just a ray of sunshine! That's what got him in this predicament to begin with.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fun Fact: Skin cancer always recurs and leads to agonizing death.

Basal cell is localized, almost never spreads, and it's the most common form.

 

[pink]

Hope you'll be ok, VatAss. Pics of the Dr.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Take care, VA.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Basal cell is localized, almost never spreads, and it's the most common form.

Sssshhhh!!

 

[NorthFloridian]

Well I guess I should say had.

I had skin cancer. Now I have a cool scar on my shoulder. Chicks dig scars. Plus my dermatologist is crazy hot. So hot my wife said she would hook up with her. I would settle for that.

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Congratulations man! Skin cancer and a hot dermatologist at the same!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Melanoma. But no spreading, cut out and clear. No down time and not that big of a deal. Even the scar isn't nearly as cool as I hoped.

Sunscreen wasn't a big deal when I grew up surfing/wind surfing/sailing.

Find a hot dermatologist and go get checked.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Glad you're OK. My mate had similar thing, cut out of her back about ten years ago. Years tanning on a bloody sunbed.

 

[Adre]

Pfffft. Call me when you've had a couple of sarcomas removed from your innards.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Hope you'll be ok, VatAss. Pics of the Dr.

I second that.

Melanoma. But no spreading, cut out and clear. No down time and not that big of a deal. Even the scar isn't nearly as cool as I hoped.

Sunscreen wasn't a big deal when I grew up surfing/wind surfing/sailing.

Find a hot dermatologist and go get checked.

Had one on top of the skull. Tanning thinking im a superhero.

Glad u're ok. i'd suggest eating habits, but wouldn't want you to hate me like that He-Bitch we got on this forum.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Around 18-20 years ago family doctor removed a mole from my forehead just above and left of right ear. He did a great job and you'd never known it was there.
Samples came back melanoma cancer. Got the dye tests because they were afraid it was headed to lymph glands.

Had surgery and they took skin from inner right upper leg. I left with my head all bandaged like I was wearing a turban and my leg bandaged like I was in a car accident. I still have a large scar that looks like I had a beer bottle smashed against my head. That's my story in biker bars and I tell them I was the winner!
Melanoma free since then.

Now I'm waiting for an appointment for 45 painless radiation treatments for prostrate cancer. Had all the tests and in a few months I'll beat that too!
Of all the cancers that man can get, prostrate cancer is the one to have, if ya gotta have one! The odds are most men will have prostrate cancer, not even know it and die from something else first. Get tested just to be sure. Living is a lot more fun than dying.

FUCK CANCER.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I wear hats a lot. I fish. What the sun can do to a black hat in a couple of years is incredible. That if anything convinced me to stay mostly covered in the sun with a wide brimmed hat. I've had shirts just fall apart from the sun. Supposedly good shirts too.

What it can do to paint jobs on anything is amazing.

I try to keep my bookshelves out of direct sun.

What the sun can do over several decades to your skin! Even the darkest of us only has an SPF of 7 at most.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I wear hats a lot. I fish. What the sun can do to a black hat in a couple of years is incredible. That if anything convinced me to stay mostly covered in the sun with a wide brimmed hat. I've had shirts just fall apart from the sun. Supposedly good shirts too.

What it can do to paint jobs on anything is amazing.

I try to keep my bookshelves out of direct sun.

What the sun can do over several decades to your skin! Even the darkest of us only has an SPF of 7 at most.

It's way too late for us for sun protection. I was sort of blondish and fair skinned yet as a kid always in the sun and sunburned.
Grew up fishing from the river bank and from boats. Never wore a hat.
Got married and spent many weekends camping. Mostly walked and laid naked on beaches and nude beaches. Other than that we camped at nudist parks.
Over time we were golden brown yet not wrinkled. Used gallons of white vinegar and cheap lotions to ease the pain and prevent sunburned skin.
Now old and mostly faded back to normal. The only parts going bad are internally. We never smoked and drank only a few beers now and then. Being outdoors was our life and we enjoyed it.
I feel that we are all gonna die sooner or later no matter what we do. Smoke em if ya got em. Walk in the sunshine if it makes you happy!

We all have cancer cells. We all get sick.

 

[Miles]

Around 18-20 years ago family doctor removed a mole from my forehead just above and left of right ear. He did a great job and you'd never known it was there.
Samples came back melanoma cancer. Got the dye tests because they were afraid it was headed to lymph glands.

Had surgery and they took skin from inner right upper leg. I left with my head all bandaged like I was wearing a turban and my leg bandaged like I was in a car accident. I still have a large scar that looks like I had a beer bottle smashed against my head. That's my story in biker bars and I tell them I was the winner!
Melanoma free since then.

Now I'm waiting for an appointment for 45 painless radiation treatments for prostrate cancer. Had all the tests and in a few months I'll beat that too!
Of all the cancers that man can get, prostrate cancer is the one to have, if ya gotta have one! The odds are most men will have prostrate cancer, not even know it and die from something else first. Get tested just to be sure. Living is a lot more fun than dying.

FUCK CANCER.

*prostate . Prostrate means something entirely different.

 

[thør]

Well I guess I should say had.

I had skin cancer. Now I have a cool scar on my shoulder. Chicks dig scars. Plus my dermatologist is crazy hot. So hot my wife said she would hook up with her. I would settle for that.

But........

What we really want are videos of your wife and the hot doc.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Around 18-20 years ago family doctor removed a mole from my forehead just above and left of right ear. He did a great job and you'd never known it was there.
Samples came back melanoma cancer. Got the dye tests because they were afraid it was headed to lymph glands.

Had surgery and they took skin from inner right upper leg. I left with my head all bandaged like I was wearing a turban and my leg bandaged like I was in a car accident. I still have a large scar that looks like I had a beer bottle smashed against my head. That's my story in biker bars and I tell them I was the winner!
Melanoma free since then.

Now I'm waiting for an appointment for 45 painless radiation treatments for prostrate cancer. Had all the tests and in a few months I'll beat that too!
Of all the cancers that man can get, prostrate cancer is the one to have, if ya gotta have one! The odds are most men will have prostrate cancer, not even know it and die from something else first. Get tested just to be sure. Living is a lot more fun than dying.

FUCK CANCER.

Good luck to you. Having real cancer and all...

I'm over a decade away having a camera shoved up my ass but given my family history I may get it done a little early. Doubt I will find a hot prostate Dr.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

But........

What we really want are videos of your wife and the hot doc.

Tell you what. If I can make that happen I would share the video.

Assuming I ever stopped watching it long enough. ....

 

[thør]

Good luck to you. Having real cancer and all...

I'm over a decade away having a camera shoved up my ass but given my family history I may get it done a little early. Doubt I will find a hot prostate Dr.

Find a hot doc for the prostate exam. Slimmer fingers. I know this from experience.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

*prostate . Prostrate means something entirely different.

Sorry, I know that. I've read enough I should have spelled it correctly.

My brother is two years younger. He nearly died when he had to have his prostate removed years ago.
Things are much different now. The worse part for me was having a male doctor with Sumo wrestler's hands do the initial prostate exam.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Sunscreen wasn't a big deal when I grew up surfing/wind surfing/sailing.

Wear sunscreen.

 

[Tryharder62]

Glad things are OK Mr. Vat. I remember the days when my mother would put baby oil on and bake in the sun. Yikes.

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[OldJourno]

Prostate and prostrate confusion is common.
Separate yourself from the pack by pronouncing it as two distinct words, pro state.
Create more separation by crooning, "I'm in a pro state York of mind."