The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[silver gurl]

March has been colder than Jan and Feb.

 

[Lancecastor]

Face it, the government has fucked up everything it ever touched.


It's fucked up health insurance.
It's fucked up education.
It's fucked up housing.
It's fucked up banking.


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Don't forget the Weather.

 

[Pookie]

Don't forget the Weather.

There's a chart for that.

 

[Greypowerful]

March has been colder than Jan and Feb.

So far...

 

[trysail]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

Happy π Day!





(yes, I know it's late and π Day is actually over but I don't care and I'm posting it anyway)

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[chillywilly2]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

Happy π Day!





(yes, I know it's late and π Day is actually over but I don't care and I'm posting it anyway)

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People keep saying this but its 2017 not 2016...what am I missing

 

[thør]

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People keep saying this but its 2017 not 2016...what am I missing

3.14 is the rounded pi. Good enough for gov't work.

And, pi day was two days ago......

 

[Saint Peter]

3.14 is the rounded pi. Good enough for gov't work.

And, pi day was two days ago......

 

[Greypowerful]

So, this is PrePaddy's, one gathers?

 

[Saint Peter]

it ain't easy

being green

 

[Greypowerful]

it ain't easy

being green

It's true. But better 'n the colour blue

 

[Aquagal]

Bizarrre convo at Safeway deli line while ordering crap food for kids and extra kids, with dude standing next to me:

Me: 4 chicken strips, 2 corn dogs and 4 pizza sticks, please.
Jerk: Are the pizza sticks any good?
Me: I've no idea I don't eat that stuff, it's all for kids.
Jerk: Why aren't your kids in school?
Me: It's Spring Break.
Jerk: I feel sorry for you, that you have kids. I don't like them.
Me:
Me: Thankfully I enjoy my kids.
Jerk: I don't have any, they're exhausting.
Order is done and as jabs are best done as one walks away...
Me: I bet you're single aren't you?
Jerk:

 

[Saint Peter]

Did they like the pizza sticks?

 

[Aquagal]

Of course! Gobbled right up.

 

[Sean]

Any barman that served a pint of Guinness like this in Britain or Ireland would be wearing it straight afterwards.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7DarmVXEAAJzo_.jpg

 

[raindancer]

Cold as witch's titty in a brass bra and I cut 6 inches off my hair.

 

[Emerson40]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/7fc4d7726fccae31b3a9736caa5c6d7b/tumblr_om8d8wOW7q1qdvatvo1_1280.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

Any barman that served a pint of Guinness like this in Britain or Ireland would be wearing it straight afterwards.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7DarmVXEAAJzo_.jpg

Only a gombeen culchie politician would engage in such paddywhackery. Right, Enda?

 

[trysail]

https://static.vgcontent.info/ret/hnw/web/images/growth.gif


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[trysail]

https://rosebyanyothernameblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/popeye.png?w=275&h=281


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[juttjaw]

What are pizza sticks??????

 

[thør]

So, this is PrePaddy's, one gathers?

I have positioned the Jameson bottle for easy access, tomorrow.

 

[Greypowerful]

I have positioned the Jameson bottle for easy access, tomorrow.

I am SO glad I don't imbibe anymore - the only potable whisky from the Emerald Isle was Black Bush...

Green beer is absurd, and Guinness on its own is swill... cut 50/50 with Harp, it's okay.

Fuck, I'm opinionated on a subject that is no longer relevant.

mea maxima cuppa tea

 

[Saint Peter]

Did somebody shoot Ryan in the forehead?

 

[Jennifer]

Did somebody shoot Ryan in the forehead?

From your lips...But I fear we aren't that lucky.