The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[pointless]

is it walking down the street? does it get the funniest looks from everyone it meets?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Hey hey it's the Monkees.

 

[artemesia_g]

You flash him and I'll flash you, deal?


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I've just had the most bizarre evening and fuck if it wasn't the most fun I've had in awhile.

Whoa! How did I miss this??

So deal. Very much deal.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

...oh BOY...

Or

...oh BROTHER...

Both work.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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It's a Sis Sledge listening day today, of course.

 

[Not Normal]

Worst night of Poker I've ever had.

Fuck these stupid people in town for spring training.

Fuck me for deciding to play a limit table instead of waiting a couple hours.

Fuck the river for fucking me over again and again and again.....

From my experience, that's the river's job. Limit poker really is a different world. The pot odds almost always dictate calling, and the river fucks you over.

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It's a Sis Sledge listening day today, of course.

 

[raindancer]

I like snow that visits for a couple of hours and then leaves, without a trace.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like snow that visits for a couple of hours and then leaves, without a trace.

The warm days will turn the snow to mush and then to water.

Fear not, lover of bon fires and petunias.

 

[raindancer]

The snow is icy down here. We don't get fun, fluffy snow.
And when I pee in it, the snow melts completely. #lavapee

 

[Saint Peter]

Chilly today, nothing falling out of the sky. Beautiful sunset.

Life is good.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

From my experience, that's the river's job. Limit poker really is a different world. The pot odds almost always dictate calling, and the river fucks you over.

True. But even then sets or two pair will win more often than not.

Every single time I caught sets some donkey just called all the way through and pulled a flush or straight on the river.... I've never been that frustrated or unlucky. Hell, I had a flopped boat run in to a four of a kind.

I will never make the mistake of playing limit again.

 

[Wings]

Ass cancer.

 

[Greypowerful]

The snow is icy down here. We don't get fun, fluffy snow.
And when I pee in it, the snow melts completely. #lavapee

You could be a Canadian gal, with that kind of stream...

Hope your buds weren't blighted...,

 

[Saint Peter]

4 out of 5 dentists agree there is a direct correlation between lava pee and ass cancer.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

^
*Does not dare to ask.*

Strange phenomena- Too cold for snow to melt, but it disappears.

Evaporation ?

 

[raindancer]

4 out of 5 dentists agree there is a direct correlation between lava pee and ass cancer.

*reported

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/526/037/2bb.jpg

 

[thør]

^
*Does not dare to ask.*

Strange phenomena- Too cold for snow to melt, but it disappears.

Evaporation ?

Sublimation.

 

[thør]

Chilly today, nothing falling out of the sky. Beautiful sunset.

Life is good.

Ditto-ish, but temps did get up to 32°F (0°C for the impaired) so it was warm. Blue skies! And the sunset will be nice, when it comes.

 

[Conager]

Started work at 4 a.m. with Enter Sandman on the radio. That seems like a less than appropriate choice.

 

[Greypowerful]

Apparently this Snowzilla event will miss us, by and large... Good thing, cuz I have a two-hour drive to the 416 this morning.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I feel it should still count as me being at work if I am in the parking lot - I don't want to go in there.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Once, many years ago at another job, I called in from the parking lot.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Once, many years ago at another job, I called in from the parking lot.

I mean taking some much needed time off next week....I just know this week will be hell.

At least there is coffee here.

 

[Greypowerful]

I mean taking some much needed time off next week....I just know this week will be hell.

At least there is coffee here.

Coffee is good.

Hang IN, there. Friday isn't far away, eh?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is my Saturday, so yeah, it's a long way away...