Questions you feel stupid for asking!

[Tryharder62]

So....I'm addicted to investigative discovery channel. When investigators get the phone records from the telephone company how can they get all the texts. Where is my text to Aunt Martha right now. Are they kept forever somewhere? I don't want to google it because I am scared to know the answer.

Kind of a funny text story. One time my sister wrote a terrible text to her husband about me and how I can be psycho...la...la...la. She accidentally sent it to me. Boy was that fun to call her on.

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[IrezumiKiss]

Kind of a funny text story. One time my sister wrote a terrible text to her husband about me and how I can be psycho...la...la...la. She accidentally sent it to me. Boy was that fun to call her on.

So...what did you do to get back at her? Slip her a mickey at the family Thanksgiving dinner table or something?

 

[thør]

So...what did you do to get back at her?

One does not speak of revenge.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

One does not speak of revenge.

Maybe. She's gotta put some sort of a smackdown on sis to correct due respect.

 

[Tryharder62]

So...what did you do to get back at her? Slip her a mickey at the family Thanksgiving dinner table or something?

Actually it was a very stressful time with my dad's lung cancer and eventual death. She was just venting to her husband. We are best friends. She is the psycho but I love her. It was funny to call her on it. I only wish I could have seen her face.

I do have a funny turkey story though.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Actually it was a very stressful time with my dad's lung cancer and eventual death. She was just venting to her husband. We are best friends. She is the psycho but I love her. It was funny to call her on it. I only wish I could have seen her face.

I do have a funny turkey story though.

Condolences on your father's passing at the time, I assumed it was her busting your chops. It's good that you two are thick as thieves. Sister love is a beyootiful thing.

 

[juttjaw]

I once text my SO. saying my mother was being a "cunt" (which she was) and then sent it to my mom by accident.... It's a funny/horrible story. Better told in person.

 

[Tryharder62]

Nobody is telling me where my texts are!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Waiting patiently for a funny turkey story.

 

[juttjaw]

Keep waiting
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[IrezumiKiss]

Waiting patiently for a tasty turkey club sandwich.

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*schlorp*

 

[Tryharder62]

Waiting patiently for a funny turkey story.

Well you had to be there. I am not really known for my cooking. The first time I tried to take over the Thanksgiving meal I had to call everyone to come early because the turkey I had calculated to be done at noon was done at 10:00am. (Turkey cooks faster in a roaster than in an oven- WHO KNEW?)

Now for the story. Cooking a Turkey again. Calculated and ready on Time! Beautiful. My son goes to gather a glass from the upper cabinet. The glass drops and literally shatters into little pieces all over the turkey. Not being able to get all the glass out -we had to ditch the turkey. I don't try to slip a mickey my cooking might shred your throat.

We went to a water park with a buffet for several years. Take a trip in the tube around a lazy river and glassless turkey. The way to go!

 

[Hard_Rom]

I still bear a scar from 35 years ago from a scratch inflicted by a turkey. Not a deep cut or anything. Don't remember it becoming infected or anything. But it sure left a mark. Turkeys are supposed to be the stupidest of the domestic animals. Not sure how they beat chickens.

 

[thør]

I still bear a scar from 35 years ago from a scratch inflicted by a turkey. Not a deep cut or anything. Don't remember it becoming infected or anything. But it sure left a mark. Turkeys are supposed to be the stupidest of the domestic animals. Not sure how they beat chickens.

A friend had a couple of turkeys and he wanted to get rid of them. They were mean bastards. I herded them into the fenced garden and they lost their heads. A sharp machete is no match for a turkey.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MNGuy]

So....I'm addicted to investigative discovery channel. When investigators get the phone records from the telephone company how can they get all the texts. Where is my text to Aunt Martha right now. Are they kept forever somewhere? I don't want to google it because I am scared to know the answer.

Kind of a funny text story. One time my sister wrote a terrible text to her husband about me and how I can be psycho...la...la...la. She accidentally sent it to me. Boy was that fun to call her on.

It is here:

https://nsa.gov1.info/utah-data-center/aerial-utah-data-center.jpg

The Utah Data Center, also known as the Intelligence Community Comprehensive National Cybersecurity Initiative Data Center, is a data storage facility for the United States Intelligence Community that is designed to store data estimated to be on the order of exabytes or larger

The data center is alleged to be able to process "all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Internet searches, as well as all types of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital 'pocket litter.

 

[Lunation]

The NSA has them.

Don't feel bad, they also have pictures of my dick.

...so many pictures of my dick...

 

[Incarcerated]

The NSA has them.

Don't feel bad, they also have pictures of my dick.

...so many pictures of my dick...

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That's fascinating... Do you know who I am?

 

[Lunation]

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That's fascinating... Do you know who I am?

Have I met you? Can I guess your name?

 

[toeskr]

It is here:

https://nsa.gov1.info/utah-data-center/aerial-utah-data-center.jpg

The Utah Data Center, also known as the Intelligence Community Comprehensive National Cybersecurity Initiative Data Center, is a data storage facility for the United States Intelligence Community that is designed to store data estimated to be on the order of exabytes or larger

The data center is alleged to be able to process "all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Internet searches, as well as all types of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital 'pocket litter.

There is another in Wyoming.
Processing equals saving and spying.

 

[Tryharder62]

It is here:

The Utah Data Center, also known as the Intelligence Community Comprehensive National Cybersecurity Initiative Data Center, is a data storage facility for the United States Intelligence Community that is designed to store data estimated to be on the order of exabytes or larger

The data center is alleged to be able to process "all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Internet searches, as well as all types of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital 'pocket litter.

There is another in Wyoming.
Processing equals saving and spying.

So the likelihood of them caring about my texts are probably zero unless I do something reallyyyyyyyy bad!

 

[Hard_Rom]

So the likelihood of them caring about my texts are probably zero unless I do something reallyyyyyyyy bad!

Key words set off alarms and subroutines. Buy 5 pay as you go phones and move about the city sending random text from the Quran to the others. That might get a utility repair vehicle parked on your street.

But your text are there. Try send them a nice letter. Maybe they will get back to you.

 

[EternalFantasies]

What's next.

 

[Jennifer]

I think my asshole brother is trying to steal my identity.

 

[Tryharder62]

I think my asshole brother is trying to steal my identity.

Seriously that stinks. Can you protect yourself somehow? Tell him you are onto him and have detectives tracing his movements? (OK....watching too much TV...)