SamScribble
Yeah, still just a guru
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Sounds like you were playing doctor, Sam.
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My doctors say: 'Mmm' a lot. And frown. Does that count?
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Sounds like you were playing doctor, Sam.
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My doctors say: 'Mmm' a lot. And frown. Does that count?
Only if occasionally interspersed with
"Ah. . ."
My doctors say: 'Mmm' a lot. And frown. Does that count?
I prefer, "Aha!" Not knowing has always been as bad as the diagnosis.
I get that on every visit to my PCP and my pulmonologist. It usually comes right after they ask, "Are you still smoking?"
I kind of like it when my doc mutters: "You are 25 years older than me, 60# overweight, smoke, don't exercise, eat all the wrong things, and your damn blood work is better than mine!"
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A three-week long argument with some weird type of 'flu (requiring Tamiflu, which is worse that the original problem), forced me to give up smoking. I didn't mind too much, it was getting expensive.
But you can imagine my surprise when a visit to my GP resulted in treatment for cancer in the throat. Now that got quite painful.
In my case, that may depend upon the sex of the 'best friend'.
It reminds me of a joke. . . . .
A priest, a hooker, and a goat walked into a bar...
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A blind man walks into a bar. 'Damn!' he said. 'I didn't see that.'
That reminds me of this one:-
A blind man wanders into an "all girls biker bar" by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No...
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
Boom, boom!
The sound your knees make when the cat trips you.
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Up the creek without a paddle
That makes it really hard to row, row, row your boat.
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Well, the good lord willing and the river don't rise . . .
Amen to that Mags.
This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8nHdiY8cvw
Oh, the memories of youth...goin' skinny dippin' in the crick.
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Well, I never!
'Don't look, Ethel!'
"He didn't have nothin' on but a smile."
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