How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Hard_Rom]

Seeing things is one thing. Having a conversation with it is another.

 

[EternalFantasy]

Seeing things is one thing. Having a conversation with it is another.

Is it a best guess or you speak from experience?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Is it a best guess or you speak from experience?

Well I have been stoned enough to have to take a good long stare at something and make sure it is not what I first thought. Trees that look like huge gorillas... type things. LSD makes the stars go all orangey and move about quite a bit.

 

[EternalFantasy]

Well I have been stoned enough to have to take a good long stare at something and make sure it is not what I first thought. Trees that look like huge gorillas... type things. LSD makes the stars go all orangey and move about quite a bit.

hehehe..

Then backup, and since your reply was too obvious, then trust me. Go with potatoes, potatos.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

 

[KingOrfeo]

Well I have been stoned enough to have to take a good long stare at something and make sure it is not what I first thought. Trees that look like huge gorillas... type things. LSD makes the stars go all orangey and move about quite a bit.

But do they talk to you?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

Adam knew what he was doing when he ate the fruit. Eve was deceived.

 

[Mello_Seventy]

Seeing things is one thing. Having a conversation with it is another.

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[KingOrfeo]

Adam knew what he was doing when he ate the fruit. Eve was deceived.

Only by God, who told her she would die if she ate the fruit, and on the same day. The snake told her the truth, except for omitting how God would likely react, which she should have been able to work out herself.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Only by God, who told her she would die if she ate the fruit, and on the same day. The snake told her the truth, except for omitting how God would likely react, which she should have been able to work out herself.

No, God did tell her the truth. She did die on that day. She died spiritually that day and began to die physically that day. The snake will tell part truth and mix it with a lie, that's how the devil works. He told her that she wouldn't surely die. That was a lie.

 

[phrodeau]

No, God did tell her the truth. She did die on that day. She died spiritually that day and began to die physically that day. The snake will tell part truth and mix it with a lie, that's how the devil works. He told her that she wouldn't surely die. That was a lie.

God never told Eve about the fruit. He only told Adam, according to Genesis. Eve must have heard it from Adam.

 

[EternalFantasies]

The snake will tell part truth and mix it with a lie, that's how the devil works.

Correct.

And some posters on here think that is how it should be, coz they have been deceived themselves, and think that everyone else just don't get it.

Yet one wonders why they keep asking questions in this thread.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Knew I would gat an opening! muwahaha!

So Trump is the devil!

 

[EternalFantasies]

Knew I would gat an opening! muwahaha!

So Trump is the devil!

Since you believe Satan is the saviour as you previously said, shouldn't you be supporting Trump then?



And uhh, sorry for the.. bursting.. u know.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Since you believe Satan is the saviour as you previously said, shouldn't you be supporting Trump then?



And uhh, sorry for the.. bursting.. u know.

I don't believe in Satan. I was being flippant.

'Flippant' much better word than facetious.

But if forced to choose between the captivity of Eden and the freedom of the world, well...

 

[EternalFantasies]

I didn't say you believed in him.

It was the snake, Satan. Our saviour and deliverer from the captive animal life of the Garden Of Eden. Before Satan talked Eve into partaking of the Tree of Knowledge we were like pets kept in a zoo. No knowledge of good or evil. How does one make human rational decisions? Animals don't know good or evil. Innocent yes but sentient?

I don't believe in Satan. I was being flippant.

'Flippant' much better word than facetious.

But if forced to choose between the captivity of Eden and the freedom of the world, well...

But you were certainly not flippant.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

God never told Eve about the fruit. He only told Adam, according to Genesis. Eve must have heard it from Adam.

Yes, Adam is the head of the family. He was told that he might tell her. God knew that Adam would tell her.

 

[JonahanSweat]

Accepted my Jesus--maybe not your's.

I accepted my Jesus. My Jesus visits the sick and those in prison. My Jesus feeds the hungry. My Jesus doe not judge. Pope Francis and his name sake, Saint Francis, follow my Jesus's teachings.

Does this sound like your Jesus?

 

[phrodeau]

I don't believe in Satan. I was being flippant.

'Flippant' much better word than facetious.

But if forced to choose between the captivity of Eden and the freedom of the world, well...

Did Satan tell you that he doesn't exist?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Did Satan tell you that he doesn't exist?

My gods don't actually talk to me! Usually to busy fighting jotuns and stuff.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Did Satan tell you that he doesn't exist?

"I don't exist. Yes, I know it's a paradox, deal with it."

 

[EternalFantasies]

"I don't exist. Yes, I know it's a paradox, deal with it."

That's a good one. I like it


Is it one a la Schrodinger or existence?

 

[Hard_Rom]

It's Star Trek. Liar's paradox. Works on androids well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMegqgGORY

 

[Tryharder62]

It's Star Trek. Liar's paradox. Works on androids well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMegqgGORY

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