The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

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How buying a new car turns in to a 4 hour ordeal is beyond me. What a wasted fucking day.

I need multiple drinks.
 
"I'm such a great person and i have so much money."

"I just don't feel the need to tell it to the world."

"Nobody needs to know how much I do for others."


Uh huh.
 
How buying a new car turns in to a 4 hour ordeal is beyond me. What a wasted fucking day.

I need multiple drinks.

Last time I bought a car, I signed for it the night before. Went to pick it up and it took 6 hours to get it.
Then they wanted me to wait, to show me the features. I drove off.
 
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Baguette and Camembert!

I found a pic. Not exactly my set up, but you get the picture.

LOL! Get it? "Get the picture". I crack me up.

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7494/15764588862_7550d74ea8_b.jpg

I was sure I was looking at a picture of Brie cheese. I wuz wrong

The difference between Camembert and Brie

Brie: 60% milk fat
Camembert: 45% milk fat, lots more mold injections.

Learn something new everyday....I'd be using the two words interchangeably.

I feel so uncultured!

Uncultured! Get it? I crack ME up!
 
Driving from Philly to Montreal would have been faster.

First flight, plane issue
Then no crew for the next plane
Then no plane
Got crew and plane but crew had too many hours booked, so everyone had to exit.
Found new flight.

I believe the husband has had quite a few beers from the sound of it.
 
This will not make me popular but some kids are fucking assholes.

I prefer animals. :cattail:

I read a tweet that said something like "my wife and I decided not to have kids, the kids are taking it pretty hard" and god damn if that isn't true sometimes!
 
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