I Admitted Busting A Nut At Sam's

[Wild_Honey_66]

Stock boy. Big packages. Use your imagination.

I scurried to the little girls' room and rubbed one out.

On the way home, I confessed to Siri what I'd done.

She just laughed and told me I'd missed my exit.

 

[raindancer]

Hehe.

 

[silver gurl]

It was that 20 gallon jar of pickles that did it for you, wasn't it?
I feel the same about Costco.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hehe.

It was that 20 gallon jar of pickles that did it for you, wasn't it?
I feel the same about Costco.

 

[Emerson40]

Big Box Lube.


Drum Of Fun!



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FMfYjKK5L._SL1322_.jpg

 

[EternalFantasy]

lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Big Box Lube.


Drum Of Fun!



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FMfYjKK5L._SL1322_.jpg

That should last the weekend.

Unless he brings a friend. Then we'll need a multi-pak.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol

^^ I think she's feelin' me.

 

[EternalFantasy]

^^ I think she's feelin' me.

While she does have a developed feminine side, she's got balls, and quite str8.

Feeling you up indeed.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

While she does have a developed feminine side, she's got balls, and quite str8.

Feeling you up indeed.

Ooo, my apologies.

 

[juttjaw]

Ooo, my apologies.

jerk.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

jerk.

Someone needs a wank.

 

[EternalFantasy]

Ooo, my apologies.

Genital caress would give them proper recognition. :closedeyes:

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Genital caress would give them proper recognition. :closedeyes:

Well I did call you a girl...

:gardenrake:

 

[EternalFantasy]

:gardenrake:

Ha!

One encounter and you will make the exception to your usual.

Until then, enjoy your puppies

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://savagehenrymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_n55tlbCTYc1r0wzyko1_500-500x330.jpg

Sam's got all the good meat for the ladies, it seems.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ha!

One encounter and you will make the exception to your usual.

Until then, enjoy your puppies

Well, I see you read the cover.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Safe sex!

I hope you used protection...

http://www.mikethebagman.com/toilet_seat_cover_1.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://savagehenrymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_n55tlbCTYc1r0wzyko1_500-500x330.jpg

Sam's got all the good meat for the ladies, it seems.

I was really hoping for jumbo, but that's all they had left.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I hope you used protection...

http://www.mikethebagman.com/toilet_seat_cover_1.jpg

I snorted.

And the kids aren't even asleep yet!

 

[EternalFantasy]

Well, I see you read the cover.

And I did say: until then; as well

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And I did say: until then; as well

Read your first thread. Amusing.

Not you, them.

Welcome to Lit!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Back in the dark ages I was a stock boy for a small grocery store in our town. This was also before I ever had a girl friend. There were no Big Box stores or Fast Food. How did we survive?
But I do remember the MEN'S room in the back of the grocery store where I often relieved myself in more ways than #1 and #2. Mommy told me I'd go blind. I busted way more than both nuts many times and got 50 cents an hour for carrying out groceries and stocking shelves..
Later in life I had catarac surgery so all is well.

 

[pink]

I think I'm broken. I don't even think about masturbating anymore.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think I'm broken. I don't even think about masturbating anymore.

Oh, you're not broken... You aren't supposed to think about it. It just kind of happens when you think of other things... Like stock boys at Sam's Club.