Putin: Russian prostitutes are best in the world

[renard_ruse]

Always promoting the Russian economy...

...[President Putin] suggested Mr Trump would not have fallen for a honey trap if one had been laid, asking: "He arrived here and immediately ran off to meet Moscow prostitutes? This is an adult and, moreover, a man who for many years has organised beauty contests. He's socialized with the most beautiful women in the world...

I can hardly imagine he rushed to the hotel to meet our girls of lower social responsibility, even though they are the best in the world, of course..."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...author-donald-trump-dossier-runaway-swindler/

 

[phrodeau]

Vladdie would know.

 

[renard_ruse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_753jcs2azc

 

[KingOrfeo]

Kazakhstan industry best in the world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except, of course, for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosy people with bone in the brain

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our Leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face

-- Borat

 

[someoneyouknow]

Considering all the money Putin makes from or skims from the brothels and prostitutes to feed his corruption, of course he'd claim Russian prostitutes are the best.

 

[Liar]

In other words, Putin just boasted about how bad he is at enforcing Russin law and how good Russian criminals are. That's kind of funny.

 

[Hard_Rom]

You walk around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You can look but you can't touch as the owner. Of course you have a woody when you leave. So what do you do? You get yourself a high end escort. Not that much of a stretch of the imagination.

All entirely plausible. It has to be believable. Not like you can get folk to believe that a candidate for POTUS has people murdered! Or operates child sex rings out of fast food outlets. If that was the case believing that an egomaniacal billionaire after looking at scantily clad women might get a hooker or two.

 

[KingOrfeo]

You walk around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You can look but you can't touch as the owner.

Remember who we're talking about here. There are many things you can say to him that he simply will not hear, and "you can't touch that" is definitely one of them.

 

[Pairaclities]

I'm told this is very true by expats I know that spent time in the middle east where Russian whores were rampant.
The girls knew how to take care of a guy for 200 a night.

 

[Adre]

I met a couple of beauties in Prague. I did not sample their delights, but damn...

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I'm disappointed that our president elect didn't counter with:

Our hookers can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch!

 

[nerfhearder]

I always kind of assumed Russian hookers were the best. Just seems like they would be.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I met a couple of beauties in Prague. I did not sample their delights, but damn...

Were they Russian or Czech?

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'm disappointed that our president elect didn't counter with:

Our hookers can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch!

But a Russian hooker can make the trailer hitch spurt mercury into her mouth. And swallow it without dying.

 

[Adre]

Were they Russian or Czech?

Definitely Russian. One ran into the hotel elevator behind me and asked, "Would the American gentleman enjoy some company this evening?" I declined politely.

 

[renard_ruse]

In other words, Putin just boasted about how bad he is at enforcing Russin law and how good Russian criminals are...

Liberals have no sense of humor. Everything is serious.

 

[Duncan113]

I'm disappointed that our president elect didn't counter with:

Our hookers can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch!

I don't think Trump wanted to start his presidency by plagiarizing Bill Clinton.

 

[nerfhearder]

I don't think Trump wanted to start his presidency by plagiarizing Bill Clinton.

I think Clinton said "golf ball through a garden hose" but I could be mistaken.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Clinton would have said sucked a soaking wet cigar dry.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I don't think Trump wanted to start his presidency by plagiarizing Bill Clinton.

Bill played fast and loose and was a con man, he at least had intellectual depth. Trump can barely focus for bullet points.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Trump is no Rhodes scholar that's for sure. Tweeting was designed for intellectual lightweights like him.

 

[Duncan113]

I'm told this is very true by expats I know that spent time in the middle east where Russian whores were rampant.
The girls knew how to take care of a guy for 200 a night.

$200 US? I guess it depends where you are over there, and it's true things are changing economically in Eastern Europe, but I'm kind of surprised by that number. When I went to Prague, I remember having a three course delicious meal in a restaurant for $9.00, and that was very typical. This was about ten years ago. They were so poor over there, everything was incredibly cheap. On the other hand, I guess those girls know how much they can get from an American tourist.

 

[Hard_Rom]

That's 200 for an overnight. NA escort will charge 1k to 2k. 200$ gets you an hour over here.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I always wanted to bang a Russian woman. Damn.

 

[EternalFantasy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7aKGOpSwE