What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

[walkingeagle]

I'll double it if you make breakfast....

Jeff, I swear ---NOTHING happened!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll double it if you make breakfast....

Sure. Eggs Benedict ok for you? OJ? That'll be $5 then...

 

[Tallulah82]

Jeff, I swear ---NOTHING happened!

Now don't lie. I watched the whole thing. You love it when he's asleep.

 

[walkingeagle]

Now don't lie. I watched the whole thing. You love it when he's asleep.

Well---It wasnt that big a thing---

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sure. Eggs Benedict ok for you? OJ? That'll be $5 then...

Of course! Now, what can I give you for a tip?

 

[Tallulah82]

Well---It wasnt that big a thing---

It looked pretty big from where I was standing

Of course! Now, what can I give you for a tip?

Nah, don't worry about it.

*slips jeff's Rolex into my pocket*

 

[just4friends]

Jeff told me to take this Rolex back... but thanks for a wonderful evening!

 

[Tallulah82]

Jeff told me to take this Rolex back... but thanks for a wonderful evening!

Ha! Well at least I got a shag this time

 

[just4friends]

Happy to shag anytime!! You are a great shagger!
(Loved Xena in Sparticus... mmmmm.. naked she was!)

 

[Tallulah82]

Happy to shag anytime!! You are a great shagger!
(Loved Xena in Sparticus... mmmmm.. naked she was!)

Wanna go for it again? I might let you win this time

(how very dare you, referencing her nakedness instead of her strength. Sexist pig. Damn naked she was )

 

[julybaby04]

Shopping day!

 

[walkingeagle]

Shopping day!

July you're not pregnant are you?--

 

[Tallulah82]

July you're not pregnant are you?--

Wasn't me! I ALWAYS use protection. Well, sometimes... But still. No. I know about the birds and the bees. Was NOT me!

 

[AverageGary]

Wasn't me! I ALWAYS use protection. Well, sometimes... But still. No. I know about the birds and the bees. Was NOT me!

That was fantastic. What can I make you for breakfast before we do it again?

 

[girlyboi85]

That was fantastic. What can I make you for breakfast before we do it again?

Uh ... hello, I guess?

 

[kcRollins]

Uh ... hello, I guess?

Whoa...now I know they put something in my drink cuz I'm hallucinating.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Whoa...now I know they put something in my drink cuz I'm hallucinating.

I knew heaven existed.

 

[walkingeagle]

Whoa...now I know they put something in my drink cuz I'm hallucinating.

Good morning Gorgeous!
Ready to go Ive got my rod ready!

 

[papadoc19]

We really have to stop meeting this way

 

[EllaMayme]

I'd tell him "good morning" first and then start a pillow fight

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I'd tell him "good morning" first and then start a pillow fight

Now how did I get so lucky??? And can I get lucky again

 

[WildPoppies]

Since I have manners I will start with good morning. Then ask if he would like some coffee before or after.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Since I have manners I will start with good morning. Then ask if he would like some coffee before or after.

Hello did you sleep ok sorry the sofa not so comfortable

 

[Taegul]

What kind of 'medication' did you give me last night?

 

[Iceprincess12]

What kind of 'medication' did you give me last night?

Want to play a game?