Hashtag, the homophobe

Dear dishrag46:

Accusing someone of "fucking" another Literotus/Literota over a period of 10+ years is kinda like suggesting that they breathe air...

EVEN an old fellow like myself has managed that status, dubious, or otherwise. "It's a PORN Board, ffs". :rolleyes:
 
Well, thanks for taking away the morbidly obese part.
But she still looks quite plain and ugly.

I bet you present yourself as being an attractive blonde, by contrast. :)
 
Killjoy posted pic, circa 2012

http://68.media.tumblr.com/22f68929eae10fef5b79ae91cfecf635/tumblr_ois66x1kFJ1qa78bho1_1280.jpg


Hashtag posted pic, circa...well look at that, it's dated

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http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?p=42669603#post42669603

Killjoy24 said:
Have to repost everthing due to trolls and assholes ! :rolleyes:

Not letting the trolls and assholes get to me so I'll re-post what I saved.

*I get ask a lot about how my brother and I got started. My fingers are numb from repeating myself with PM's
so here's the short version. If your not into REAL incest you may want to quit reading now!
( I know my spelling and gramma sucks - so please, keep the lessons to yourself - don't wanna here it.)

We grew up more like friends than siblings and always had unspoken feelings for each other, so this all
seemed natural and right.

A little over a month ago I left my now ex-BF because he nearly beat me to death. With nowhere to go my
brother took me in as he was single and had a spare bedroom.

After about three days of seeing me just mope around in depression and self loathing, he decided to take
me out for dinner, drinks, and dancing - even though he hates to dance.
We got home real late and we were both tired, so I started heading to my room to go to bed when I overheard
him mumble something to himself about missing his ex's blow jobs. I didn't even have to think it over after
all that he has done to help me over the years.
I offered him a BJ. He thought I was joking until I pulled the largest cock I have ever held out of his pants
and proceded to give it my best. I couldn't swallow it all but I gave it my best. After about 15 minutes of this
suddenly, he pulled my head down to where my nose was pressed against his belly and blew the largest load I have
ever felt deep down my throat! He came so hard I thought he was going to blow my head off of my shoulders!
He must have went on cumming for almost a full five minutes.
After we fiished he kissed me and ask me if I was sure I wanted this. I told him to take me to bed. He carried
me to his room where we made love for most of the night. It was the most loving most sensual sexual
experience I have ever had (still is to this day).
Afterward, instead of pushing me away and calling be a bitch or whore as I was use to - He just held me
tight in his arms and let me use him as a pillow.
We sleep that way every night now - the spare room hasn't been used since. Even nights when we don't have
sex, he will hold me in his arms the entire night. He is by far the most loving and caring person I've ever known.
I feel like I have found my soul-mate and he said he feels the same way.
Since that first night, I had my first ever threesome with a girl we met - also my first taste of another women,
and I gave him my anal cherry. Life has never been better for me and he is the first man in my life never to
hit me - Hell, he don't even yell at me when he gets mad even though sometimes I deserve it!

Our relationship is our secret. We can't tell friends or family as we would be disownd, but we accept that and
as for getting pregnate, doctors told me after a miscarriage - do to another abusive ex - that my chance of ever
getting pregnate again was less than five percent, so we don't worry about that. If it would somehow happen
we are prepared for that too. As long as we are happy and we surely love each other deeply, we don't really care
what people here or anywhere else think of us. I'm 34 and he's 36, were old enough to make our own decisions
and the opinions of others just don't matter.

That's how it started. The begining of a continuing true story.



You'all can look at the info, make up your own minds.



Maybe Killjoy has E Is My Seconditis too.



Maybe hashy just purchased Killjoy's old keyboard, How To Get Attention & Play The Victim for Dummies book, and well-thumbed dictionary, off craigslist. :)
 
Well I don't know if mean is the word, since the target needs to be affected by their "attacks". But they obviously are quite sure of themselves and think their puns have "bite"

It's cute when you talk about yourself this way. :)
 
Up the ass, hash?

Yeah right.
Although it's better than asking your buddies to hold me down and fuck me in my butt :rolleyes:



Another great comeback
Why don't you post gifs of people with special needs who have severe falls and acvidents? Or make jokes about people's health problems or ethnicity?
That would make it even funnier


killjoy24 said:
Sorry my spelling and grammar sucks, but please don't PM me with your damn grammar and English lessons, I'm writing this for me in my own words and don't want fucking school lessons)!
Also this being an all true story, I'am not going to add or take anything away from the truth so don't even think about asking me to. Although you comments are welcome on this thread, it you start bashing me I'll delete everything and send you to my ignore button.



Discombobulation. :)
 
Yanno, whenever I have had a really shitty day, like I have had today so far, I come on here and I find a thread with Hashtag in the title.

Then I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

It's cheaper than therapy, and healthier than drugs.
 
Yanno, whenever I have had a really shitty day, like I have had today so far, I come on here and I find a thread with Hashtag in the title.

Then I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

It's cheaper than therapy, and healthier than drugs.

You're welcome.
 
Yanno, whenever I have had a really shitty day, like I have had today so far, I come on here and I find a thread with Hashtag in the title.

Then I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

It's cheaper than therapy, and healthier than drugs.


Hashtag never laughs at your expense.

You should try to be a better friend.
 
Hashtag never laughs at your expense.

You should try to be a better friend.

Thanks for noticing, Lance.That ain't the first time Aphro, isn't it? You kept giggling at Emerson's anal sex jokes about me in the past too.

As a rule I try not to laugh at or attack other female posters, and I'm actually quite respectful or defend them. Until they attack me first, that is, when I start showing my claws.

But now that I noticed a a certain tend, I'm going to be a mean gurl too and say:

I noticed this attitude towards me (out of the blue derision or attacks, when I never attacked them before) by posters like jezzillee, Aphroditiac, Fermina, gianbattista, Lovetoread, Misshotndeep and so on.

I was never attacked or disrespected by posters like Libsam, LadyF, noor, warriorqueen, silvergurl or so on.

What I'm inferring is pretty obvious.
 
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It's funny because it thinks that lance was serious and then it went right into another big old pity party for himself. I don't think I will like where this is heading. By the looks of it, there is a 3rd world lunatic about to enter full on meltdown mode. How can anybody be so fucking stupid and so wrong ALL THE TIME? QUIT FUCKING DONKEYS AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL, MORON.

:)
 
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