Stray Thoughts

[Sugarwolf]

<I spend a tremendous amount of time on horseback, on a tractor, or driving to events. so...>

why do dogs look away when they go to the bathroom, but a cat stares you down

 

[Sugarwolf]

do dogs want to have sex 'people style'?

 

[ydahecnot]

And what about that airline food?

 

[Sugarwolf]

And what about that airline food?

they still have food on airlines? i need to upgrade

 

[LostGirlTink]

Why is 68 degrees warm in April but freezing in my house in Jan?

 

[Sugarwolf]

why does smoke from a camp fire always end up blowing in your face no matter where you stand?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Why does bread land butter side down, EVERY time

 

[Sugarwolf]

because when it hit 69, the temp turned around and went back down

 

[Sugarwolf]

cats do NOT always land on their feet - and i feel guilty for laughing my ass off

 

[Sugarwolf]

normally, i would say "Good Night"

but what if i already had ten good nights in a row? shouldnt i be due for a bad one? or can i have several bad ones in order to save up for another ten good ones? what if you already know your in for a bad one...am i just pissing you off by telling you to have a good night? do you hate being told what to do? are you saying good night back sincerely or just being polite? OMG, what about Good Morning???? Afternoon???

Well y'all --- T.T.F.N. instead

 

[LostGirlTink]

normally, i would say "Good Night"

but what if i already had ten good nights in a row? shouldnt i be due for a bad one? or can i have several bad ones in order to save up for another ten good ones? what if you already know your in for a bad one...am i just pissing you off by telling you to have a good night? do you hate being told what to do? are you saying good night back sincerely or just being polite? OMG, what about Good Morning???? Afternoon???

Well y'all --- T.T.F.N. instead

Don't tell me what to do!!!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Fine? Fuck "fine." Hair is "fine": "How's your hair?" "Fine."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Since when do people go around asking how's your hair?

 

[ydahecnot]

Part of an old George Carlin bit

 

[saustin5432]

Since when do people go around asking how's your hair?

I just read that bush is back...so why not?

 

[Sugarwolf]

Part of an old George Carlin bit

damn, now i have that song Carlin did back around 1980 about garbage

damn damn damn

 

[Sugarwolf]

...covering my ears with my hands so i can hold a thought longer than 3 seconds...

and wondering why that works

 

[Sugarwolf]

they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions ...

why? is there a shortage of bad ones?

 

[curvyangel1969]

I don't like you. I used to feel bad about it. But now I just wish you'd go away indefinitely.

No. I'm not talking about you...Or you..Or you.. But probably you.... over there...--->

 

[ydahecnot]

What about over here?

 

[LostGirlTink]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

 

[curvyangel1969]

What about over here?

Here? Right here? Mmmmm...Yeah.. Totally like right here. But if you meant here and to the left a bit then no.

 

[ydahecnot]

Ah, found it!

 

[beachbaby179]

What's the difference between stray thoughts and random thoughts, and a thought I'm thinking right now? I don't know where to post anymore...

 

[PeteHulbert37]

What's the difference between stray thoughts and random thoughts, and a thought I'm thinking right now? I don't know where to post anymore...

Just send me pm.