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Wow, I never would have thought of searching "caviar" on lit.
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Wow, I never would have thought of searching "caviar" on lit.
Maybe it's an acquired taste.
Crikey, this is a bump of a friggin old thread.
Crikey, this is a bump of a friggin old thread.
What do you suppose ever happened to those people?
Shrimps moved on when she realized I wouldn't meet up with her. It was sad, cuz she was kind of awesome when she wasn't being a complete twat... and sometimes when she was.
"The Cape Cod girls don't wear no clothes...I grew up on fried catfish roe. Lah de dah.
"The Cape Cod girls don't wear no clothes...
They smear their boobs with codfish roes..."
I'm a catfish. I like to eat myself.
I'm a catfish. I like to eat myself.
Don't! You can eat your eggs after you deposited them.
Mmmm, but I'm old and taste like Depends with an Ensure chaser.
It's an actual sea chantey.
It has a certain "there once was a man from Nantucket" feel to it.
I got a text while I was reading this. Now I'm terrified you might be a singing pirate.It's an actual sea chantey.
The Cape Cod girls don't use no combs
Heave away, haul away
They comb their hair with codfish bones
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]
Heave her up. my bully, bully boys
Heave away, haul away
Heave her up, and don't you make a noise
Bound away for Australia
Oh, the Cape Cod girls don't wear no clothes
Heave away, haul away
They smear their boobs with codfish roes
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]
Yeah, the Cape Cod girls ain't got no class
Heave away, haul away
They' take a codfish up their ass
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]
It's more like Barnacle Bill...
"Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young lady.
"I just got paid and I wanna get laid!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'm down on my luck and I need a good fuck!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...
et fucking etcera
(meaning, I forget the rest of Barnacle Bill and I'm too lazy to google for it)