who here likes caviar?

What do you suppose ever happened to those people?

Shrimps moved on when she realized I wouldn't meet up with her. It was sad, cuz she was kind of awesome when she wasn't being a complete twat... and sometimes when she was.
 
Shrimps moved on when she realized I wouldn't meet up with her. It was sad, cuz she was kind of awesome when she wasn't being a complete twat... and sometimes when she was.

Learning to deal with rejection is a sign of growth. She's probably ten feet tall by now.
 
Caviar?

To bathe in, dahlinks.

Gives the skin a nice satin sheen.

Don't eat the stuff.

Yow.
 
:)

It has a certain "there once was a man from Nantucket" feel to it.
It's an actual sea chantey.

The Cape Cod girls don't use no combs
Heave away, haul away
They comb their hair with codfish bones
Bound away for Australia

[chorus]
Heave her up. my bully, bully boys
Heave away, haul away
Heave her up, and don't you make a noise
Bound away for Australia

Oh, the Cape Cod girls don't wear no clothes
Heave away, haul away
They smear their boobs with codfish roes
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]

Yeah, the Cape Cod girls ain't got no class
Heave away, haul away
They' take a codfish up their ass
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]

It's more like Barnacle Bill...

"Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young lady.

"I just got paid and I wanna get laid!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'm down on my luck and I need a good fuck!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...

et fucking etcera

(meaning, I forget the rest of Barnacle Bill and I'm too lazy to google for it)
 
I'm about 99% sure the OP is talking about poop, not fish eggs, but I'm glad many of you are so on board.
 
Roe I always thought best for using as bait to catch further fish But...

At certain times of the year the trout that come out of our pond are full of roe. Apparently making caviar is quite easy and fast.

http://honest-food.net/2009/12/02/how-to-make-caviar/

Folk are always bringing smoked or dried trout to club for tasters. I fry up during ice fishing and share with those close by.

Might have to give this a try.
 
Had it only once. Salty, nasty...Blech!

I never understood the appeal of oysters, either. Cold slimy lump you just swallow. Why bother?
 
Clams, mussels, oysters, roe. These sort of things I typically have on a cracker with some sort of Philly cream cheese. Then the salty sea/fishy taste works. And washed down with a beer.
 
It's an actual sea chantey.

The Cape Cod girls don't use no combs
Heave away, haul away
They comb their hair with codfish bones
Bound away for Australia

[chorus]
Heave her up. my bully, bully boys
Heave away, haul away
Heave her up, and don't you make a noise
Bound away for Australia

Oh, the Cape Cod girls don't wear no clothes
Heave away, haul away
They smear their boobs with codfish roes
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]

Yeah, the Cape Cod girls ain't got no class
Heave away, haul away
They' take a codfish up their ass
Bound away for Australia
[chorus]

It's more like Barnacle Bill...

"Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young lady.

"I just got paid and I wanna get laid!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
"I'm down on my luck and I need a good fuck!"
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor...

et fucking etcera

(meaning, I forget the rest of Barnacle Bill and I'm too lazy to google for it)
I got a text while I was reading this. Now I'm terrified you might be a singing pirate.
 
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