do all twats hate christmas? Happy solstice! lets all burn a christian!

[hobbit.]

Happy Winter Solstice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxUb9Yzr1sE

shove a mince pie up your shitter....

 

[Tryharder62]

Happy Winter Solstice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxUb9Yzr1sE

shove a mince pie up your shitter....

Wow. Just so much to ponder in this thread. Good day to you too. Some observations: I don't think mince meat should be put up your shitter. I'm a nurse and just want to advise you on that. Although, I do something special with pumpkin pie that is classified. If I told you I would have to shoot you.

As to burning a Christian - I don't advise that either. The karma on something like that would suck. Instead, I suggest you embrace this time of year. Buy a mistletoe and pucker up! Put on a little Dean and enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFP0VwpPRY

PS: I have a twat but it doesn't define me.

 

[hobbit.]

Wow. Just so much to ponder in this thread. Good day to you too. Some observations: I don't think mince meat should be put up your shitter. I'm a nurse and just want to advise you on that. Although, I do something special with pumpkin pie that is classified. If I told you I would have to shoot you.

As to burning a Christian - I don't advise that either. The karma on something like that would suck. Instead, I suggest you embrace this time of year. Buy a mistletoe and pucker up! Put on a little Dean and enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFP0VwpPRY

PS: I have a twat but it doesn't define me.

just the mince? so pastry is ok? what if its sweet mince? I do something special with a pineapple, but mainly to people dressed as 'santa'

drowning a christian would have less negative karma?

fuck Dean! what about Frankie? or Al ?

 

[raindancer]

Yes.

 

[Tryharder62]

just the mince? so pastry is ok? what if its sweet mince? I do something special with a pineapple, but mainly to people dressed as 'santa'

drowning a christian would have less negative karma?

fuck Dean! what about Frankie? or Al ?

A long piece of hard salami would be my advice. Nothing ground or flaky. I have a wonderful recipe for pineapple in a salad made with cream cheese, heavy cream, jello and sugar. Heart attack on a plate. Nothing says Winter Holiday more than a recipe sure to kill Aunt Martha.

I would say leave the Christians alone. Get a pair of ear phones and drink a bottle of vodka and you would be surprised you might even like us.

Now I thought Dean was cute and sexy, but I'm not into necrophilia. Frankie doesn't do anything without Annette and since she is gone I refer back to my no necrophilia ruling. Al Gore....well....NOO!

I don't dress up as Santa but have been known to dress as Mrs. Claus. Now what do I get?

 

[Hypoxia]

Burning Xians is counterproductive; they only grow more of them.

Feeding them to lions (which only happened briefly Back In The Day) won't have much impact either.

Better to tax their churches.

 

[Wings]

My twat hates Christmas too.

 

[Tryharder62]

Burning Xians is counterproductive; they only grow more of them.

Feeding them to lions (which only happened briefly Back In The Day) won't have much impact either.

Better to tax their churches.

Honey, did you ever hear of a man named Daniel? Just say'n..... the feeding to the Lions is not a sure thing.

Taxing the church would be like Superman's Kriptonite. Your may have something there.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My vagina doesn't care about Christmas. It already has a toy to play with and has loved it for years.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Most effective way of dealing with Christians is to convert them to the worship of Mammon.

And a Happy Yule!

 

[phrodeau]

Honey, did you ever hear of a man named Daniel? Just say'n..... the feeding to the Lions is not a sure thing.

Taxing the church would be like Superman's Kriptonite. Your may have something there.

Daniel was not the first, nor the last Christian to be fed to the lions. It was a sure thing, with one exception.

 

[Tryharder62]

Daniel was not the first, nor the last Christian to be fed to the lions. It was a sure thing, with one exception.

Is it a sure thing if there is an exception? I don't think so. I stay away from lions just to be safe.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Daniel was an Israelite who was put in with Babylonian lions. Androcles was the thorn in the foot guy. Romans fed lots of people to beasts. Was a standard capital punishment and a good laugh while they were at it.

In the 3rd century, the Neoplatonist philosopher Porphyry wrote:

"How can people not be in every way impious and atheistic who have apostatized from the customs of our ancestors through which every nation and city is sustained? ... What else are they than fighters against God?"

Edward Gibbon wrote:

"By embracing the faith of the Gospel the Christians incurred the supposed guilt of an unnatural and unpardonable offence. They dissolved the sacred ties of custom and education, violated the religious institutions of their country, and presumptuously despised whatever their fathers had believed as true, or had reverenced as sacred."

Being dragged to death tied to a wild bull is an epic way to go. Apparently.

https://swordsoftruth.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/arena.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

Being dragged to death tied to a wild bull is an epic way to go. Apparently.

https://swordsoftruth.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/arena.jpg

What a tradition! Why isn't this part of more holiday celebrations?

 

[neci]

i will burn something for you this holiday season.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

i will burn something for you this holiday season.

Is it legal in your state?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Burn a Buddhist. Christians are soggy and hard to light.