What pissed you off today? Mark II

[Blue]

UK to ban "non-conventional" pornography
What the actual fishsticks?!

No news outlet is actually giving specifics as to what 'non-conventional' is other than scat and urine stuff, so I've taken the liberty of doing the research for you and compiled this short list according to BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) which will soon extend to the internet, of horrific and morally abusive content:
- Ageplay
- Rape fantasies (An ambiguous one too, technically the rule could extend to any possible expression of "no")
- "The infliction of pain or acts which may cause physical harm, whether real or simulated."
- In tandem with the above; "material which reinforces the suggestion that victims enjoy sexual violence"
^ Take note of how "victims" is presupposed and not open to the interpretation that the "sexual violence" could be consensual. Also based on legal precedent the "pain or acts" in question does include spanking, flogging and other such S&M things, so it's not for snuff films or anything like that.
- "penetration by any object associated with violence"
- "Strong physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual, is unlikely to be acceptable"
- Public sex acts
- Spanking
- Caning
- Aggressive whipping
- Physical restraint
- Humiliation
- Strangulation
It's essentially anything fetishistic that anybody could be offended or insulted by.

It's also worth noting that a number of BDSM and other fetishistic film producers have been shut down since the 2010 version of this new act which extended to film and video media, this one is broadening it to the internet.

Porn isn't my thing, but it's the very idea that I'm incensed by. We know from recent historical precedent that the ultra-conservative government have a vendetta against anything but missionary style sex and now they want to crack down on the internet too! Because of course anybody with a more vibrant sex life than the gargoyles in Parliament is doing it wrong and must be kept in line.

You'd think that because there's no popular demand or legitimate reasoning behind this it would never pass. But in just the past decade the government has gradually restricted people's sex lives more and more and there's no reason to think that this will be the one thing that doesn't get passed.

This country is just getting more and more authoritarian by the week.

 

[bluekitty69]

what pissed you off today?

Men who have no game in sending out that first PM, the first thing they ask is do you like it in the ass? Jesus at lease say hi first! Because you know I not going to respond to that shity PM!

 

[Farawyn]

Men who have no game in sending out that first PM, the first thing they ask is do you like it in the ass? Jesus at lease say hi first! Because you know I not going to respond to that shity PM!

I would asshat that one.

 

[MeekMe]

Men who have no game in sending out that first PM, the first thing they ask is do you like it in the ass? Jesus at lease say hi first! Because you know I not going to respond to that shity PM!

I prefer they start off this way because it gives me a chance to ignore them or tell them to fuck off right away. Instead, I get bullshit messages that would start off asking about one of the things I used to list in my profile. I knew where the conversation would go, but I always hoped that maybe if I gave the benefit of the doubt they'd turn out to be decent. I hate the fake interest and it makes me kind of angry when I'm right.

Asshat: Hey there! I see you like cooking, what's your favorite thing to cook?
Me: *skelptical but harmless so let's see* Hi, I like cooking Japanese food. Do you like cooking?
Asshat: That's great! I don't cook that much actually. What kind of panties are you wearing?
Me: I'm not here for that.

Every. Fucking. Time.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I prefer they start off this way because it gives me a chance to ignore them or tell them to fuck off right away. Instead, I get bullshit messages that would start off asking about one of the things I used to list in my profile. I knew where the conversation would go, but I always hoped that maybe if I gave the benefit of the doubt they'd turn out to be decent. I hate the fake interest and it makes me kind of angry when I'm right.

Asshat: Hey there! I see you like cooking, what's your favorite thing to cook?
Me: *skelptical but harmless so let's see* Hi, I like cooking Japanese food. Do you like cooking?
Asshat: That's great! I don't cook that much actually. What kind of panties are you wearing?
Me: I'm not here for that.

Every. Fucking. Time.

You captured that pretty well, it happens to be a lot as well
BTW, r u wearing a bra right now?

 

[Bramblethorn]

I prefer they start off this way because it gives me a chance to ignore them or tell them to fuck off right away. Instead, I get bullshit messages that would start off asking about one of the things I used to list in my profile. I knew where the conversation would go, but I always hoped that maybe if I gave the benefit of the doubt they'd turn out to be decent. I hate the fake interest and it makes me kind of angry when I'm right.

Uh huh. I had one person do that as a response to a thread about parenting where I'd been talking about some scary, upsetting stuff that we went through. I was pretty pissed off with the guy who PMed me about that, complimenting my parenting as entrée to a wannafuck.

(He did at least have the decency to apologise after I chewed him out.)

 

[Blue]

Uh huh. I had one person do that as a response to a thread about parenting where I'd been talking about some scary, upsetting stuff that we went to. I was pretty pissed off with the guy who PMed me about that, complimenting my parenting as entrée to a wannafuck.

(He did at least have the decency to apologise after I chewed him out.)

o.-

"Wife, I have just returned from battling the Germans the Eastern Front. Our lands are razed, one million men are dead, five million fight to the literal bone at Stalingrad for the future of the motherland and their families as speak. I am no longer the man I once was. I am plagued by the nightmares of using my dead brothers as sandbags, I see the horrific acts I have brought upon the men I fought every time I shut my eyes, everywhere I go I hear the thunder of artillery and gut wrenching cracks of sniper rifles. I know for sure that I will be drinking my meals from the bottle from now on..."

"Cool, anyway so yeah wanna go do some Herman Goring? Geddit? "

 

[MeekMe]

You captured that pretty well, it happens to be a lot as well
BTW, r u wearing a bra right now?

Yup "Heeeeey! I just need you to respond once and that's enough for me to think you're interested in my boner! I don't actually care about any of those things I asked you and really have no interest in you as a person. Since you responded, wanna hop on my dick?"

I'm not wearing a bra right now.

Uh huh. I had one person do that as a response to a thread about parenting where I'd been talking about some scary, upsetting stuff that we went through. I was pretty pissed off with the guy who PMed me about that, complimenting my parenting as entrée to a wannafuck.

(He did at least have the decency to apologise after I chewed him out.)

It's kind of disturbing what people think is appropriate. 0_o;; I don't think I would have given a chance for an apology. My messaging policy is a lot more strict now.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

The thing that was actually upsetting today

I set my phone alarm for 6am daily. I don't like alarms so I have it set at the gentlest tone and it is supposed to start off very quiet and slowly rise in volume so that I'm not jolted awake. I happened to be dreaming about some crazy eldritch horror stuff when I was jolted awake by loud static noise. This horrible garbled screeching. I bolted up and grabbed my phone completely panicked and Mister shot up too, "What the hell is that?!" I turned it off and laid there with my heart about to beat out of my chest. When the shaking stopped I got the worst headache and felt sick to my stomach.

So that's how I woke up today. It's gunna be a good one.

 

[bluekitty69]

pissed?

I prefer they start off this way because it gives me a chance to ignore them or tell them to fuck off right away. Instead, I get bullshit messages that would start off asking about one of the things I used to list in my profile. I knew where the conversation would go, but I always hoped that maybe if I gave the benefit of the doubt they'd turn out to be decent. I hate the fake interest and it makes me kind of angry when I'm right.

Asshat: Hey there! I see you like cooking, what's your favorite thing to cook?
Me: *skelptical but harmless so let's see* Hi, I like cooking Japanese food. Do you like cooking?
Asshat: That's great! I don't cook that much actually. What kind of panties are you wearing?
Me: I'm not here for that.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Time suckers!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bramblethorn]

No news outlet is actually giving specifics as to what 'non-conventional' is other than scat and urine stuff, so I've taken the liberty of doing the research for you and compiled this short list according to BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) which will soon extend to the internet, of horrific and morally abusive content:
- Ageplay
- Rape fantasies (An ambiguous one too, technically the rule could extend to any possible expression of "no")
- "The infliction of pain or acts which may cause physical harm, whether real or simulated."
- In tandem with the above; "material which reinforces the suggestion that victims enjoy sexual violence"
^ Take note of how "victims" is presupposed and not open to the interpretation that the "sexual violence" could be consensual. Also based on legal precedent the "pain or acts" in question does include spanking, flogging and other such S&M things, so it's not for snuff films or anything like that.
- "penetration by any object associated with violence"

Statistically speaking, men are heavily associated with violence. But somehow I doubt they'll apply this rule that way.

- "Strong physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual, is unlikely to be acceptable"
- Public sex acts
- Spanking
- Caning
- Aggressive whipping
- Physical restraint
- Humiliation
- Strangulation
It's essentially anything fetishistic that anybody could be offended or insulted by.

Also, female ejaculation and face-sitting.

Ostensibly because reviewers are too stupid to tell the difference between ejaculation and urination, and because face-sitting might be lethal (...I guess, if you were really trying to kill somebody that way?) But it's hard not to read that as "female pleasure is freaky and wrong".

Note also that rules like these usually end up being applied more stringently to LGBT material than to cis hetero stuff.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

Yup "Heeeeey! I just need you to respond once and that's enough for me to think you're interested in my boner! I don't actually care about any of those things I asked you and really have no interest in you as a person. Since you responded, wanna hop on my dick?"

I'm not wearing a bra right now.



It's kind of disturbing what people think is appropriate. 0_o;; I don't think I would have given a chance for an apology. My messaging policy is a lot more strict now.

I am becoming more cynical, pessimistic, and bitter about any PM I get that isn't from anyone that I have been speaking to in a thread before hand. I just assume everyone wants to say weird shit to me and it's just lying in wait.
I may be wrong in my way of thinking, so hopefully someone can chime in about this, but getting PMs from people who have been largely inactive on the forums for a long time is a big red flag to me. i.e. They'll have a registered account from 2010, have 0-5 posts, but PM me.

In my head, I see it this way: We are all at a party talking to each other, and once everyone decides to leave, there are these assholes in the parking lot hiding in the dark, waiting for someone to end up alone so they can approach them. After some benign chit-chat, they pull their dick out and ask you your opinion on it. Before you can respond, they propose that you both head over to his house for a roofie sandwich.

(Names censored because I don't want to put anyone on blast, although some of you might know who the person in the second image is.)

Anyways, I get PMs like this that irritate me, then make me laugh.

Then this one is about the length of a haiku, but it outraged me on so many levels.

1. The way he types just reminded me of this scene from Idiocracy.

2. He (supposedly) hasn't been active for months, which threw up a red flag. Because, you know, the whole lurking in the shadows thing.

3. I don't know why he would ever need to know if I am in/near Manhattan, ever. I wouldn't tell some weirdo on a word-porn site my whereabouts just because he asked.

4. His self-entitlement is amusing. He retracts his offer of friendship, like, should I grovel at this point and beg his forgiveness? Get the fuck over yourself. No soup for me, boo-hoo.

5. I found out that he has a thread where he has a bunch of his supposed subs posting testimonies about how amazing he is, using his alias in all caps which is just obnoxious. I always think someone is yelling at me if they're using all caps. I suspect that he is either doing it himself or making these people post these testimonies on his Yelp-erotica to make him feel better about himself. He even refers to himself as a "sexy Dom".

If - hypothetically - I had a Dom, I wouldn't want him/her announcing how fucking great he/she saw himself/herself. That's such a gigantic turnoff. I forget where I heard it, but I remember something about great artists never needing to sign their work because they don't do it to boast, they do it because they enjoy it. The author that inspired me to write was the opposite of the guy that PM'd me, I asked if I could credit him in what I am writing after he was done editing it, and he said no. He didn't want the attention, and he wants the attention on me for writing it, not him for inspiring me. But THIS douche bagel seemed like he got off to feeling important more than anything.

 

[JoanneA]

https://adriaticmedianethr.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/dogpost71.gif

 

[Farawyn]

I am becoming more cynical, pessimistic, and bitter about any PM I get that isn't from anyone that I have been speaking to in a thread before hand. I just assume everyone wants to say weird shit to me and it's just lying in wait.
I may be wrong in my way of thinking, so hopefully someone can chime in about this, but getting PMs from people who have been largely inactive on the forums for a long time is a big red flag to me. i.e. They'll have a registered account from 2010, have 0-5 posts, but PM me.

In my head, I see it this way: We are all at a party talking to each other, and once everyone decides to leave, there are these assholes in the parking lot hiding in the dark, waiting for someone to end up alone so they can approach them. After some benign chit-chat, they pull their dick out and ask you your opinion on it. Before you can respond, they propose that you both head over to his house for a roofie sandwich.

(Names censored because I don't want to put anyone on blast, although some of you might know who the person in the second image is.)

Anyways, I get PMs like this that irritate me, then make me laugh.

Then this one is about the length of a haiku, but it outraged me on so many levels.

1. The way he types just reminded me of this scene from Idiocracy.

2. He (supposedly) hasn't been active for months, which threw up a red flag. Because, you know, the whole lurking in the shadows thing.

3. I don't know why he would ever need to know if I am in/near Manhattan, ever. I wouldn't tell some weirdo on a word-porn site my whereabouts just because he asked.

4. His self-entitlement is amusing. He retracts his offer of friendship, like, should I grovel at this point and beg his forgiveness? Get the fuck over yourself. No soup for me, boo-hoo.

5. I found out that he has a thread where he has a bunch of his supposed subs posting testimonies about how amazing he is, using his alias in all caps which is just obnoxious. I always think someone is yelling at me if they're using all caps. I suspect that he is either doing it himself or making these people post these testimonies on his Yelp-erotica to make him feel better about himself. He even refers to himself as a "sexy Dom".

If - hypothetically - I had a Dom, I wouldn't want him/her announcing how fucking great he/she saw himself/herself. That's such a gigantic turnoff. I forget where I heard it, but I remember something about great artists never needing to sign their work because they don't do it to boast, they do it because they enjoy it. The author that inspired me to write was the opposite of thie guy that PM'd me, I asked if I could credit him in what I am writing after he was done editing it, and he said no. He didn't want the attention, and he wants the attention on me for writing it, not him for inspiring me. But THIS douche bagel seemed like he got off to feeling important more than anything.

Great. Just great. I have another Girl Crush.

 

[MeekMe]

ElsieElsewhere, I know that personal ad, I read it for laughs. Though, I suppose I'm a bit more wary now as getting testimonials like that is a successful marketing tactic that helped one dude rape his way through several communities. After getting so many "he was awesome and I had a great time" reviews, anybody that came forward to say things weren't so awesome was essentially shamed and silenced by all his "fans."

 

[seela]

5. I found out that he has a thread where he has a bunch of his supposed subs posting testimonies about how amazing he is, using his alias in all caps which is just obnoxious. I always think someone is yelling at me if they're using all caps. I suspect that he is either doing it himself or making these people post these testimonies on his Yelp-erotica to make him feel better about himself. He even refers to himself as a "sexy Dom".

Ah. I didn't even open your links and almost never venture beyond this corner of Lit, yet I know exactly who you're talking about.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

ElsieElsewhere, I know that personal ad, I read it for laughs. Though, I suppose I'm a bit more wary now as getting testimonials like that is a successful marketing tactic that helped one dude rape his way through several communities. After getting so many "he was awesome and I had a great time" reviews, anybody that came forward to say things weren't so awesome was essentially shamed and silenced by all his "fans."

We should just bomb his reviews with stuff like:

"I went there to try it out since everyone was raving about how great it was. I had to wait 2 hours to be served. The place wasn't even busy. The soup was lukewarm at best and it tasted like semen. There were also anime wall scrolls all over the place. SIR's mom kept interrupting our time together by screaming for SIR every 5 minutes to get his hot pockets out of the microwave because she needed to use it for the popcorn that she ate while watching her stories. Once we were done, SIR sobbed uncontrollably and kept asking me to not leave SIR. It was weird. I am not going back. 1/5 stars."

 

[MastersDelight]

We should just bomb his reviews with stuff like:

"I went there to try it out since everyone was raving about how great it was. I had to wait 2 hours to be served. The place wasn't even busy. The soup was lukewarm at best and it tasted like semen. There were also anime wall scrolls all over the place. SIR's mom kept interrupting our time together by screaming for SIR every 5 minutes to get his hot pockets out of the microwave because she needed to use it for the popcorn that she ate while watching her stories. Once we were done, SIR sobbed uncontrollably and kept asking me to not leave SIR. It was weird. I am not going back. 1/5 stars."

I'm dying here lmfao. Anyone kind enough to link me to this review thread, here or in PM. I need a good laugh.

 

[Eva_Star]

Dammit!

The dryer repair guy just quote me an amount of $$ that could easily buy me a new dryer. Fuck. Now, I owe this guy $100 just for showing up regardless of whether he fixes the fucking dryer or not. Pissed.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

I'm dying here lmfao. Anyone kind enough to link me to this review thread, here or in PM. I need a good laugh.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=787149
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=787787

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Dammit!

The dryer repair guy just quote me an amount of $$ that could easily buy me a new dryer. Fuck. Now, I owe this guy $100 just for showing up regardless of whether he fixes the fucking dryer or not. Pissed.

What's the trouble?

 

[Eva_Star]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=787149
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=787787

This is amazing.

 

[MeekMe]

We should just bomb his reviews with stuff like:

"I went there to try it out since everyone was raving about how great it was. I had to wait 2 hours to be served. The place wasn't even busy. The soup was lukewarm at best and it tasted like semen. There were also anime wall scrolls all over the place. SIR's mom kept interrupting our time together by screaming for SIR every 5 minutes to get his hot pockets out of the microwave because she needed to use it for the popcorn that she ate while watching her stories. Once we were done, SIR sobbed uncontrollably and kept asking me to not leave SIR. It was weird. I am not going back. 1/5 stars."

This is quite funny but suggesting people go to bomb his thread is harrassment. Please don't do that.