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What are you thankful for this holiday season?

GimpyIntellect

GimpyIntellect

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For me, the list could go on forever, so I'll keep it short:

Family.

The Internet.

Porn.

President-elect Donald Trump.

Women with pretty feet.

Onion bagels.

AC/DC.

Lord Pmann.

Big natural titties.

Laurel.

Big fake titties.

Ongoing internet feuds.

The Lakers.

Jesus.

Wings. (The poster, not the TV show. I hated that.)

Penis pumps.

Painkillers.

Mashed potatoes and gravy.

NFL Sundays.

Sleep.

Hugh Hefner.

My virginity.

Hot lesbians.

Muslims.

Chocolate mousse pie.

Mark Zuckerberg.

Jerry Mathers.

Liberal protesters.

Refrigerator magnets.

Junk food.

Healthy eating.

Lists.
 
The end of the Left Wing Liberal....

The demise of the democrap party

The look on all these liberal's faces when Hillary lost the election


These are a few of my favoite things....
 
4est_4est_Gump said:
And the various meltdowns here...

For this, I give thanks; those people had a comeuppance coming.
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I care less about that than not having to endure 8 years of charges of misogyny every time you disagree with an idiotic policy.

"You just hate that there's a strong, supremely qualified, brilliant, strong, totally not bitchy, (coattail-riding, President-not-fucking, carpet-bagging) strong woman in the White House!
 
We'll still be racist, neo-NAZI ALT-right-wingers...

:(

So there's always that for the next four years.
 
A roof over my head.

Clothes on my back.

Food in my belly on a regular basis.

My job.

Computers.

Cars.

Lit drama.

Free will.

Hot women willing to distend their anuses to epic proportions for my entertainment.

A life relatively calamity free.

Rechargeable batteries.

WiFi.

The aforementioned internet.

Drugs.

Coffee.

Waffle House.

T-shirts with funny expressions.

The aforementioned fake titties.

Literotica.
 
Vietnam and some lean times taught me to appreciate the basics and whats adequate. I hated meatloaf till Vietnam. Its great eating! Need someone to stick their hand in a toilet fulla shit to unclog it? I'm your man. Shit washes off. So I'm thankful for my humility, I guess you'd call it.
 
Lancecastor said:
I am thankful we have thanksgiving in october.
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It would be much more fun in June...

Something to fill in between Cinco de Mayo and the Fourth of July.

It's just become a Festivus Holiday as it is now, Christmas cannot clearly stand on its own.
 
It's thanks for the harvest - it s'posed to mean that we get to eat for another year.


Stuff besides meat.


The Vikings did fine in "Greenland" when their diet was vegetables supplimented by fish - until the Ice Age wiped out agriculture and they kicked it trying to live on fish alone.


"If you don't eat your spinach, your skin will peel off like old wallpaper."
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~Mom
 
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