VaticanAssassin
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Establish dominance early by keeping all dishes passed your way.
Family Thanksgiving survival tips.
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VaticanAssassin
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have a prepared statement designed to change the topic...
I.E.: " So cousin X married a stripper?"
I.E.: " So cousin X married a stripper?"
4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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Be the first to start shooting?
VaticanAssassin
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Arrive drunk. It will be easier that way....
Lancecastor
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VaticanAssassin
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Wear a Trump hat. Even if you did not vote for him. The Hilarity that will ensue from butt-hurt, low IQ, low income, Clinton fans will be worth it.
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Pakalea345
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Bring a couple of boxes of wine.
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Conager
¿Que? Cornelius!
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As a male what?
Paul_Chance
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Fake a groin injury and leave after the third round of shots.
VaticanAssassin
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Ignore that old angry uncle...
The low IQ, ugly one. Not his fault he was born that way.
The one with no chin and not enough money to get those acne scars fixed.
The one that works in a menial job and can not afford a plane ticket.
The one with no family of his own because...well, see above...
The one that spends his whole life as a troll on a forum. Never adding anything of substance.
He has every right to be angry.
The low IQ, ugly one. Not his fault he was born that way.
The one with no chin and not enough money to get those acne scars fixed.
The one that works in a menial job and can not afford a plane ticket.
The one with no family of his own because...well, see above...
The one that spends his whole life as a troll on a forum. Never adding anything of substance.
He has every right to be angry.
Lancecastor
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juttjaw
Don't fence me in
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Don't mock these people, they are making America Great Again.
VaticanAssassin
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His grandmother was almost a big a whore as his mother.
nerfhearder
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Make an excuse not to go. It's what I've done for years. Decades even.
LIVINRFANTASIES
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Denny
First time back home with family. For most of 20 years out of 23 in Florida was at Daytona for the big street rod show.
First three years we ate free BBQ turkey while wearing bikinis on the balcony over looking the ocean. Sure different than 50 relatives in corn country with snow.
Next 20 years we'd leave the custom in the mall parking lot and walk to Denny's for turkey dinner. Not like grandma's but we got used to it.
Soooo, this year two kids will be with their other families and we're takin the middle son and his wife to......... Denny's!
This is not an endorsement. It was just closer than McD's.
We live an exciting life!
First time back home with family. For most of 20 years out of 23 in Florida was at Daytona for the big street rod show.
First three years we ate free BBQ turkey while wearing bikinis on the balcony over looking the ocean. Sure different than 50 relatives in corn country with snow.
Next 20 years we'd leave the custom in the mall parking lot and walk to Denny's for turkey dinner. Not like grandma's but we got used to it.
Soooo, this year two kids will be with their other families and we're takin the middle son and his wife to......... Denny's!
This is not an endorsement. It was just closer than McD's.
We live an exciting life!
VaticanAssassin
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I've pre-scheduled a hitman.
