The Final Nail

[Ms_Ann]

Pope extends power to forgive abortion to all Roman Catholic priests

The Catholic Church is irrelevant.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't tell Eyer!

 

[yossi]

I think it was Jesus who told us that the only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the holy spirit, so it's nice to see the Catholic Church finally catch on.

"I promise you that any of the sinful things you say or do can be forgiven, no matter how terrible those things are. But if you speak against the Holy Spirit, you can never be forgiven. That sin will be held against you forever.”

 

[Lancecastor]

All sins are forgiven, no fine print.

 

[Emerson40]

It is still a grave and serious sin in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church, worthy of excommunication, so Andy and eyer can still clutch their pearls and be judgemental.

The pope has just decided that lesser holy dudes, the ones with shorter, less pointy hats, are worthy to grant forgiveness and reverse excommunication.

Don't worry, the church still has a foot firmly planted in the dark, middle-ages, and as Lance pointed out, just say you're sorry and - 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete', all is forgiven.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The only thing sustaining TCC was positive population growth. They just fuced up.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Why do you suppose they chose this moment in time to make this announcement? Progressives?

 

[Ms_Ann]

I think it was Jesus who told us that the only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the holy spirit, so it's nice to see the Catholic Church finally catch on.

Depends on what the definition of "forever" "is".

 

[daimoniotica]

Sacrilege is a man who is politically voted into earthly office still fantasizing he has any divine authority to dictate whom can or cannot forgive in the name of God. Maybe I missed a memo somewhere, but I don't remember God subletting that authority.

Did he happen to mention any progress in the ongoing talks to merge the Catholic Church and the Clinton Foundation?

 

[Conager]

All sins are forgiven, no fine print.

I find that very encouraging.

He who is without sin causes Jesus to have died for nothing.

It is still a grave and serious sin ~snippified~ as Lance pointed out, just say you're sorry and - 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete', all is forgiven.

Wait.

I gotta say I'm sorry?

Do I have to mean it?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

When my old Aunt passed and left me as executor some 25 years ago, I found among her things a very old book. I was shocked as I read that book. It was about the Catholic Church and how they would take over the world. My Aunt was not Catholic.
Those people have scared the shit out of me ever since. Amazingly, in this very old, brittle, tattered book with brownish pages, I read many things that have happened in recent times. None of it good.
The nails are being driven.

 

[Ms_Ann]

But why now?

 

[Lancecastor]

But why now?

Pope knocked up some hot nun, duh.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Pope knocked up some hot nun, duh.

Nope.


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[Lancecastor]

When my old Aunt passed and left me as executor some 25 years ago, I found among her things a very old book. I was shocked as I read that book. It was about the Catholic Church and how they would take over the world. My Aunt was not Catholic.
Those people have scared the shit out of me ever since. Amazingly, in this very old, brittle, tattered book with brownish pages, I read many things that have happened in recent times. None of it good.
The nails are being driven.

The Catholic Menace was just as insidious as today's Muslim Menace.

 

[Liar]

But why now?

Why not now?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Why not now?

Man things almost always happen for a reason.

 

[Hypoxia]

The Catholic Menace was just as insidious as today's Muslim Menace.

Don't forget the Scientology, Mormon, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Atheist Menaces. Suicide bombings were invented and perfected by atheist Tamil Tigers. It's time to nuke Sri Lanka.

 

[Adjudicator]

Pope extends power to forgive abortion to all Roman Catholic priests

The Catholic Church is irrelevant.

Yeah! That fucking horrible Pope allowing for forgiveness to those who've sinned. Fuck that!

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't forget the Scientology, Mormon, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Atheist Menaces. Suicide bombings were invented and perfected by atheist Tamil Tigers. It's time to nuke Sri Lanka.

Whether JFK actually beat Nixon or not is a Bush Dole comparable.

At the time, the possibility of a catholic president was a hot topic.

His win and cabinet picks were controversial.

And he was killed in his first term.

Not much about trump as pres is new, really.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Yeah! That fucking horrible Pope allowing for forgiveness to those who've sinned. Fuck that!

Progressives usually fail at the concept of unexpected consequences. Anti-birth control doctrine has kept repopulating the sect for centuries. In the name of globalism and anything but Trump, they mortally just slit their own wrists. Huge Catholic families used to be a joke. Now it will be the exception.

 

[Adjudicator]

Progressives usually fail at the concept of unexpected consequences. Anti-birth control doctrine has kept repopulating the sect for centuries. In the name of globalism and anything but Trump, they mortally just slit their own wrists. Huge Catholic families used to be a joke. Now it will be the exception.

Thanks for the explanation. Huge Catholic families are a joke.

 

[JoanneA]

Guy on the right can't hold a pose for two seconds? They're taking your picture.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Thanks for the explanation. Huge Catholic families are a joke.

As in...12 kids? They must be Catholic. yuck,yuck.

 

[hashtag4]

1.Progressives usually fail at the concept of unexpected consequences.

2.Anti-birth control doctrine has kept repopulating the sect for centuries.
In the name of globalism and anything but Trump,

3.they mortally just slit their own wrists.
Huge Catholic families used to be a joke. Now it will be the exception.

Youall missed looking at the bigger picture
Ann made great points.

2.Adding to that: many of the pope's latest calls for World peace seem to have been quite partial and political, in line with the globalists' political agendas. He never called for disarmament of the corporate - military complex.