Des and the Evil Fairies

[neci]

Once upon a time, five fairies captured a Des and tied him up by his limbs.

 

[juttjaw]

Once upon a time, five fairies captured a Des and tied him up by his limbs.

This is disturbing.

The images that my mind conjures up are terrifying.

 

[Hypoxia]

Did they restrain him with hemp ropes, wire cables, poison-ivy vines, nylon cords, his own intestines, plastic twist-ems, garter snakes, catgut guitar strings, or what?

Did they tie him up to a tree, girder, chain-link fence, phone pole, billboard, streetlight, gas-station or highway signpost, drainpipe, maypole, or what?

Did the fairies have any special affiliations with trees, water, air, rocks, fire, or what?

We need details.

Give.

 

[Lancecastor]

Once upon a time, five fairies captured Des and tied him up by his limbs.

"Five fairies?"....his wife has an odd name.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Maybe he was "accidentally" banned again.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Once upon a time, five fairies captured a Des and tied him up by his limbs.

Deep in the forest in a teepee made from moonflower vines. .

 

[Jennifer]

Or busy teaching elves the dark arts.

 

[Lancecastor]

Maybe he was "accidentally" banned again.

Or he made the fatal mistake of reading his own posts and fell into a coma.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Once upon a time, five fairies captured a Des and tied him up by his limbs.

Is Des ent-like?

 

[Libsam]

I don't think it's PC to call them fairies anymore. You should have said 5 homosexual men.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I addressed the missing bastard in me book thread. I like to see him here, always a pleasure never a chore to read.

 

[yossi]

I like to see him here, always a pleasure never a chore to read.

Agreed. I miss seeing Des on the board.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://i.imgur.com/bSSfMuW.jpg

https://imgur.com/9Hh7vdx

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Agreed. I miss seeing Des on the board.

Yeah me too.

 

[Saint Peter]

I never showed him my Jaguar bonnet.

It is made out of aluminum even though he probably says it funny like "ally ooom ee num" or something like that.

 

[Jennifer]

I don't want to speak out of turn but he's very busy now and I'm sure he'll be back soon.

At least we can all hope.

 

[Conager]

I don't want to speak out of turn but he's very busy now and I'm sure he'll be back soon.

Fermina?

Say no more. Mums the word.

 

[Mr Noone]

The next battle of Waterloo is being won.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just can't get over the idea of how much he misses me...


:sniff: :sniff:

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[4est_4est_Gump]

The next battle of Waterloo is being won.

He's at Eton?