Suicide 'Help' thread.

[Ishmael]

So bumbed out over the election you just can't see a way to carry on? Want to make a real statement?

From the creative to the mundane, I'm here to help.

Painless? Dramatic? Don't want to make a mess? Just want to end it all? I can help you get your message across.

The only caveat is that you plan this trip alone.

Call Ishmael @ Literotica.com

Ishmael

 

[Ms_Ann]

I'm talking my sister down.

 

[irksomesauce]

Dear Ishmael @ Literotica.com:

What is "bumbed out"?

 

[Disgustipated]

Can we use one of the calling cards you offer Lit wimminz for phone sex?

 

[Adjudicator]

So bumbed out over the election you just can't see a way to carry on? Want to make a real statement?

From the creative to the mundane, I'm here to help.

Painless? Dramatic? Don't want to make a mess? Just want to end it all? I can help you get your message across.

The only caveat is that you plan this trip alone.

Call Ishmael @ Literotica.com

Ishmael

Ish will do anything to get that phone to ring!

 

[Conager]

if this thread helps just one person. .

 

[Wings]

if this thread helps just one person. .

To commit suicide?


The next time someone talks about what a NICE guy this dickless wonder is I'll link this masterpiece.

 

[Lancecastor]

Wings just wants to watch them bleed.

 

[Conager]

To commit suicide?


The next time someone talks about what a NICE guy this dickless wonder is I'll link this masterpiece.

What lying son of a bitch called me a nice guy?

Link?

 

[Wings]

What lying son of a bitch called me a nice guy?

Link?

I meant Ishmael but you might fall under the dickless category if you wish.

 

[Lancecastor]

What lying son of a bitch called me a nice guy?

Link?

Your delusions of mod squad are no source of shame; let them out!

 

[Adre]

Is it the boxed wine talking, or just the usual douchebag?

 

[Lancecastor]

Is it just me, or is LitSuicide Season early this year?

 

[Disgustipated]

It's never less than an 8

To commit suicide?


The next time someone talks about what a NICE guy this dickless wonder is I'll link this masterpiece.

What lying son of a bitch called me a nice guy?

Link?

I meant Ishmael but you might fall under the dickless category if you wish.

http://i.imgur.com/s6aUovJ.gif

 

[Pookie]

So bumbed out over the election you just can't see a way to carry on? Want to make a real statement?

From the creative to the mundane, I'm here to help.

Painless? Dramatic? Don't want to make a mess? Just want to end it all? I can help you get your message across.

The only caveat is that you plan this trip alone.

Call Ishmael @ Literotica.com

Ishmael

https://media.giphy.com/media/btZEAKlDWnBcY/giphy.gif

 

[Lancecastor]

I've lost track of the post election dead alt count.

 

[Conager]

I meant Ishmael but you might fall under the dickless category if you wish.

Clever, but no, I'm not gonna show you my dick.

 

[Disgustipated]

Makes sense, all cock and no balls.

 

[Pookie]

Makes sense, all cock and no balls.

*gigglesnort*

 

[Wrong Element]

Dear Ishmael @ Literotica.com:

What is "bumbed out"?

He wants to moron more than usual today.

 

[Disgustipated]

He wants to moron more than usual today.

I wish more people knew how goddamnmuthafuckin' funny that is. Holy shit.

 

[Ishmael]

Well now, it appears that all of that hand-wringing, all of those histrionics, and posting of sobbing on YouTube was just drama for the sake of drama. *chuckle*

And it's a damn good thing ole G. Carlin isn't around anymore.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Is Pink okay?

I'm assuming she's on another soda bender, but it would be awful if 1HF made Pink end it.