The Newer & Naughtier Incest Thread

Ever thought/dreamed of having sex with a family member ?

  • Mother

    Votes: 202 27.0%
  • Father

    Votes: 51 6.8%
  • Brother

    Votes: 55 7.4%
  • Sister

    Votes: 226 30.3%
  • Daughter (Legal Age)

    Votes: 127 17.0%
  • Son (legal Age)

    Votes: 23 3.1%
  • Cousin / Aunt /Uncle

    Votes: 331 44.3%
  • No never but enjoy the themed porn

    Votes: 147 19.7%
  • No never

    Votes: 40 5.4%

  • Total voters
    747
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Husband says, "Honey, why are you taking off your clothes?"

Wife replies, "Our son Michael will be here in a few minutes and we are going skinny dipping in the pool."

Husband says, "Skinny dipping? My God, he's a grown man and you are his mother."

Wife replies, "Yes, I'm aware of that."

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Husband says, "Listen, ever since Michael got divorced two months ago, you drive over to his apartment
almost every evening. Sometimes you don't come home until the next morning. What are you and him
doing over there anyway?"

Wife replies, "What do you think we are doing?"

Husband says, "I had a suspicion, but now it's just been confirmed."

Wife replies, "Well, if you could get it up then this wouldn't be happening."

Husband says, "That was a low blow."

Wife replies, "I also do that to him."

Husband says, "Very funny..."
A very loving Mom. Mine was like that, but I wasn't divorced at the time. That and Dad was okay with it.
 
Mother and Son Share Motel Room

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"Michael, the motel had only one room left so we have to sleep together in the same bed.
Anyway, I'm going to take a shower then you can take one after me."

Mom, why don't we shower together?

"Because mothers don't take showers with their eighteen year old sons. That's why."

Just thought I'd ask. Mom, you look really sexy taking off your clothes. I'm getting a boner.

"Oh my God, I just noticed that you have an erection. I'm beginning to think that you are having
thoughts about possibly getting lucky with me tonight. Well, get those thoughts about fucking
your mother out of your mind because it's not going to happen."

How about a blowjob?

"No."

How about a handjob?

"Well, I don't want you pushing your hard cock against my naked body after we get in bed. If
you promise to not tell anyone then I will do it."

Mom, did you say naked body?

"Yes, I sleep in the nude."

Awesome. After I take a shower, let's lay on the bed without getting under the covers and you
can give me the handjob.

"Okay, but keep your hands to yourself. My breasts are very sensitive and it makes me horny
when someone caresses them. Also, sucking my nipples really turns me on and makes me
want to fuck. So, don't caress my breasts and suck their nipples."

I promise that I'll try not to.
 
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"Michael, the motel had only room left so we have to sleep together in the same bed. Anyway,
I'm going to take a shower then you can take one after me."

Mom, why don't we shower together?

"Because mothers don't take showers with their eighteen year old sons. That's why."

Just thought I'd ask. Mom, you look really sexy taking off your clothes. I'm getting a boner.

"Oh my God, I just noticed that you have an erection. I'm beginning to think that you are having
thoughts about possibly getting lucky with me tonight. Well, get those thoughts about fucking
your mother out of your mind because it's not going to happen."

How about a blowjob?

"No."

How about a handjob?

"Well, I don't want you pushing your hard cock against my naked body after we get in bed. If
you promise to not tell anyone then I will do it."

Mom, did you say naked body?

"Yes, I sleep in the nude."

Awesome. After I take a shower, let's get in bed then you can give me the handjob.

"Okay, but keep your hands to yourself. My breasts are very sensitive and it makes me horny
when someone caresses them. Also, sucking my nipples really turns me on and makes me
want to fuck. So, don't caress my breasts and suck their nipples."

I promise that I'll try not to.

Love this. Now please tell what you did next.
 
Thanks for all of the posts. Hope all are well.

BrettJ
in Canada
 
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"Honey, when our family counselor suggested that a mother should promote
bonding with her son by participating in activities together, I'm sure this is
not what he meant."

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[The next day]

"I called the family counselor and told him what my son was doing. He said
that was a good start and to continue the therapy. I still don't agree, but
I'm going to go along with the program anyway."

Son says, "Okay, now sit on the couch next to me and unzip my pants."

Told my wife our son said he wanted to do this. I told her it was OK with me. :devil:
 
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"Michael, the motel had only one room left so we have to sleep together in the same bed.
Anyway, I'm going to take a shower then you can take one after me."

Mom, why don't we shower together?

"Because mothers don't take showers with their eighteen year old sons. That's why."

Just thought I'd ask. Mom, you look really sexy taking off your clothes. I'm getting a boner.

"Oh my God, I just noticed that you have an erection. I'm beginning to think that you are having
thoughts about possibly getting lucky with me tonight. Well, get those thoughts about fucking
your mother out of your mind because it's not going to happen."

How about a blowjob?

"No."

How about a handjob?

"Well, I don't want you pushing your hard cock against my naked body after we get in bed. If
you promise to not tell anyone then I will do it."

Mom, did you say naked body?

"Yes, I sleep in the nude."

Awesome. After I take a shower, let's lay on the bed without getting under the covers and you
can give me the handjob.

"Okay, but keep your hands to yourself. My breasts are very sensitive and it makes me horny
when someone caresses them. Also, sucking my nipples really turns me on and makes me
want to fuck. So, don't caress my breasts and suck their nipples."

I promise that I'll try not to.

Sweet :devil:
 
Visited my moms last night. Went thru her panty drawer and found her dildo, and went thru her hamper for old times sake. Still wears thongs sometimes. And that smell was the same it was years and years ago.
 
Still remember those 36DD breasts. How can you ever forget seeing something so fantastic.
 
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"Mom, what are you doing here? Listen, I hate to be rude but you have to leave. I'm a member of a
dating service and the agency is sending over a woman. She should be here at any moment."

It's okay. I'm from the agency.

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[Mother enters son's apartment and begins undressing.]

"Well, this is news. When you become a prostitute?"

After your father passed away about six months ago, I was bored being at home alone all the
time. One evening I was reading the paper and saw an advertisement, so I called them.

"I'm having second thoughts and I don't know if we should go through with this."

You can decline my services and I will leave, but your credit card will be charged for the full
amount anyway. What would you like me to do?

"You can stay. I make a good living, but don't like throwing away five hundred dollars."

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"Are you going to require me to wear a condom? The agency said I have to."

If you want to fuck me without a condom, there is an additional fee of fifty dollars cash. If you
want to ejaculate inside me, it's another fifty.

"Here's a hundred."

Thank you. Now, let's get down to business because I have an appointment with another
client in about two hours.

[Thirty minutes later as mother is getting dressed]

"Mom, that was awesome. You are the best piece of ass that I've ever had. A really energetic
exciting screamer. Can we do this again sometime?"

Sure, call the agency tomorrow. Well, I have to go now. Bye...
 
Fun with mother

From 1995 till 2004, my mother and I had a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. I was 18 when we started and she was 38 and single. Since I am an only child, we were able to live like a couple. Although we fucked like animals most of the time, we were in love. We ended the relationship in 2004 and she got a boyfriend and I had a girlfriend but early last year, we started emailing each other lots of porn and we started up again. WE both broke up with our partners in the Spring of 2015 and we are a couple again.
 
Your family

Good evening everyone! If you could do absolutely anything to anyone in your family, what would you do and to who?😉
 
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