Who masturbates the most on the GB ?

[Aphro]

Ambrosia.

And none of that store bought Canned-brosia crap, bro! We are talking genuine homemade, handcrafted, small-batch, artisanal ambrosia. Aged in the sack with sandalwood and vanilla orchids.

Not even my yuuuuge cock? That's most disheartening.

You made it sound like sucking a Brut for Men underarm deodorant stick here, bro.

 

[alea_]

Why male names? Are you under the impression that when you diddle yourself every time you successfully elicit an insult with your trolling it is not masturbation?

Hashtag: sex-shaming and hashsplaining since 2015.
Sad little muppet.

Dear Que /Conager et al and his boot-licking girlfriend Lyrically:
I just added the two of you to the huge pool of GB stupids.
Just think and examine the evidence for a second:


Did you ever see Hashtag derride men (or women) who NEVER ATTACKED HER (directly or indirectly, by colluding with or encouraging her harassers)? Any references to their romantic or sexual lives on her part? (for the last year that is, since she did make some silly unwise comments when she started)
Nope, because those are none of her businness.

On the other hand, Hashtag tended to attack those who behaved like complete douchebags and assholes towards her. Like you two assholes often did.


I do recommend that :
- Que lets go of his huge ego and self-absorbtion for a second
- Lyrically tries to stop fantasising about Que's huge penis for a second and stop trying to please him by mocking and attacking Hashtag or other female posters that Que dislikes
Because these things cloud your thinking and your judgment.

 

[Saint Peter]

why are we talking about ourselves in the third person and shit?

 

[Fata Morgana]

why are we talking about ourselves in the third person and shit?

Fata hates that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fata hates that.

So does Pete. Even more when some cunt is doing it for him.

 

[alea_]

why are we talking about ourselves in the third person and shit?

alea_ doesn't like it when you ask her such things

 

[Fata Morgana]

alea_ doesn't like it when you ask her such things

Why did you trash hash?

 

[alea_]

Why did you trash hash?

Hash was trashed?

 

[alea_]

I'm starting to sound like Busybody, so I'll just drop it

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm starting to sound like Busybody, so I'll just drop it

The Craigslist ad would have pushed busyboob over the edge. Just like you.

 

[alea_]

The Craigslist ad would have pushed busyboob over the edge. Just like you.

No, actually the election results did.
If you take him off iggy for a second, you'll see that he went in an overdrive mode posting + + excited 'The Onion' type of funny threads over the last two days

 

[Saint Peter]

No, actually the election results did.
If you take him off iggy for a second, you'll see that he went in an overdrive mode posting + + excited 'The Onion' type of funny threads over the last two days

Yeah.
Well, no.

His shit is not funny, never was.

 

[alea_]

His nigger this nigger that comments are just as appalling as any racist slurs. But his non-bigotted threads are often funny.
But then, different people respond to different brands of humour.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Craigslist ad seems to have made a mark.

Next time ask Laurel to just make it "hash" with no numbers or stupidity.

 

[alea_]

Oh boy. You're getting butthurt over politics again.
You GB boyz take your politics waaay too seriously and personally. For the rest of the world, politics stand only for entertainment when they have nothing else to talk about at the pub.

So buh bye

 

[Saint Peter]

So buh bye

You are done with this thread!

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[Emerson40]

Emerson thinks the politics of posting your wang on Craigslist has not helped someone with the reading comprehension.




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[Lyricalli]

Dear Que /Conager et al and his boot-licking girlfriend Lyrically:

Did you ever see Hashtag derride men (or women) who NEVER ATTACKED HER (directly or indirectly, by colluding with or encouraging her harassers)?

Talking about yourself in third person now. muppet?

You did attack me first, whether you want to admit to that or not. I would say the archives don't lie, but I know you've erased or doctored many of yours. If I had your history of lies and childish name-calling and behavior, I might do the same.

I understand that you're jealous of the relationships you believe I have with your objects of desire and obsession, and I hope you eventually find a way to conquer those destructive feelings. Be well, hashtag.

 

[alea_]

Talking about yourself in third person now. muppet?

You did attack me first, whether you want to admit to that or not. I would say the archives don't lie, but I know you've erased or doctored many of yours. If I had your history of lies and childish name-calling and behavior, I might do the same.

:

When did I attack you first? You're lying through your teeth as usual

I always react to your bitchy passive aggressive mocking attacks disguised as "humour". I don't initiate contact because I'm simply not interested in socializing with you online.

Even if -which is unlikely- you're not lying, and you perceived that I attacked you first, that's tied to your pronenness to misinterpret and look for the worst in others intentions or behaviors.
And even of it were true, that means that you're just as grudge holding as your boyfriend, who started hating me and didn't let go after one stupid inappropriate joke on my part (which I realised was inappropriate and I regretted it, after that).


So fuck off my back, bitch, and find some other woman to hate and try to attack and mock. I for one know how you passive aggressive mean girls tend to operate.
I hope the "be well, hashtag" means that you Will finally get off my back.

 

[Adjudicator]

The inability to recognize irony is so strong with this one.

 

[Conager]

why are we talking about ourselves in the third person and shit?

Que thinks that this is probably a dissociative event as part of the downward spiral hashpipes decompensation. He anticipates that suicide is the likely final stop at the end of this train wreck.

 

[alea_]

The inability to recognize irony is so strong with this one.

If you weren't the endorser of the most vile xenophobe/racist and of the most white trash -type of poster that GB has to offer, maybe I'd take you seriously once in a while

 

[DumpTrump]

You should know.




Wow. Just wow.

Apparently, someone is quite the dirty bird, and not as conservative as he'd like us all to believe.

www.melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/cas?sort=date&query=t4m

Oh my.





.

Even though that is creepy and disgusting, it's his life and he may choose to be whatever he wishes.

 

[Emerson40]

Emerson wonders when Adjudicator started endorsing hashy and JBJ (that's jimmy b johnson, killswitch1).

 

[Conager]

Talking about yourself in third person now. muppet?

You did attack me first, whether you want to admit to that or not. I would say the archives don't lie, but I know you've erased or doctored many of yours. If I had your history of lies and childish name-calling and behavior, I might do the same.

I understand that you're jealous of the relationships you believe I have with your objects of desire and obsession, and I hope you eventually find a way to conquer those destructive feelings. Be well, hashtag.

Hashpipe did the same to me, and doesn't deny doing so. Not even the trademarked awkward "joshing" that it thinks is how absolute strangers bond.

Just this weird, stunning "You want Greek children to starve!" comment in a thread on another sub-forum. Completely unrelated any conversation going on.

I've said it before it has observed that friends tend to tease each other and it equates being teased with having a friend so it thinks that the more people insult it the better it is fitting in with the group. Truly the most socially awkward adaptation I've ever seen.

You can see why family and work collegues have all pleaded with it to seek professional help.