The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[yossi]

King of Queens.

It's got to be a top three sitcom of all time.

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[GimpyIntellect]

http://i.imgur.com/o3xrXqB.gif

You're not a fan??

This could be a dealbreaker.

 

[trysail]

I am still amazed and astonished. I still don't quite believe the outcome. I guess I seriously underestimated just how many people had such an intense dislike of her.



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[trysail]

So, I guess my body's decided that five is when I wake up now.

That's a phenomena that people who work hard for a living are quite familiar with.



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[Lancecastor]

It is not faux Seeing it is an 87 it cannot be a PT. You speak out your ass, so well. Now go fuck yourself. I am no mood for you.

I realize you're a bit slow, but if you read my post slowly, you'll notice it was composed of separate observations, each on a separate line.

A 1987 "shelby" is a 2.2 litre four cylinder k car with decals. Humourous junk.

Luk added PT to the conversation as a reference to the car your douchebag boyfriend bought his wife while you were playing homewrecker, skank.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

The Baptists stopped by last night to ask if I wanted my sins forgiven.

Well... hells yes!

Sadly, they didn't want me to go into detail about em. I'm not one to brag, but I do like an audience.

I had a co-worker as me if I wanted to be born again. I said no thanks, once through my childhood was enough bro.

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

King of Queens.

It's got to be a top three sitcom of all time.

how many times have you see Paul Blart bro?

Stew

 

[GimpyIntellect]

how many times have you see Paul Blart bro?

Stew

Oddly enough, I haven't.

Would you recommend it?

The only movie I've seen him in, that I can think of, is the one where Will Smith was in. Some dating movie. They weren't dating each other.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Oddly enough, I haven't.

Would you recommend it?

The only movie I've seen him in, that I can think of, is the one where Will Smith was in. Some dating movie. They weren't dating each other.

if you like King of Queens, you'll love Paul Blart and Zookeper bro.

Stew

 

[Radiohead]

Oddly enough, I haven't.

Would you recommend it?

The only movie I've seen him in, that I can think of, is the one where Will Smith was in. Some dating movie. They weren't dating each other.

I saw it for free.... when I say I saw it for free, the wife got free entry so we saw it for free up until the point we walked out.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I guess Sylvia Browne was so very wrong years ago when she made that prediction. She said we'd have a female president before we'd have a black man for president.

Then again, she was wrong thousands of times.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I saw it for free.... when I say I saw it for free, the wife got free entry so we saw it for free up until the point we walked out.

Did you guys leave on a Segway?

 

[Pookie]

This is the post.

This one for sure.

Not the 453 previous ones - all exactly the same - that you've posted, but definitely this one.

This is the post that will have everyone suddenly giving a shit, and not thinking a tedious, racist shitheel isn't just reaping what he's sown.

Yep. I've got a good feeling about this one.

I'm shocked you're not in kohuts with them.

And now I want donuts ...

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[Lancecastor]

Did you guys leave on a Segway?

They had actually gone to see Animal Love, but walked in to the wrong cinema.

In conurbations where hundreds of thousands live alongside one another, in the era of a highly technological society, in which communication has never played such a significant role, man has become lonely. Disappointed by his fellow human beings, he turns to animals. Dogs and other domestic animals serve him as companions, life partners, cuddly objects and bedfellows.

- Written by Austrian Film Commission

 

[Pookie]

So, I guess my body's decided that five is when I wake up now.

The time change always fucks up my morning run routine. Otherwise my body is more reliable than an alarm clock.

 

[trysail]

The word is spelled "cahoots."



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"edits compulsively"

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[ToysNus]

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole...

I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.

Emerson40.

My husband has a crush on you. He also thinks that the two of you would be a perfect fit (he has a huge dick and in your case, that won't hurt).

Please pm us.
We are a modern, open-minded couple and we don't kiss and tell

 

[Disgustipated]

This is the post.

This one for sure.

Not the 453 previous ones - all exactly the same - that you've posted, but definitely this one.

This is the post that will have everyone suddenly giving a shit, and not thinking a tedious, racist shitheel isn't just reaping what he's sown.

Yep. I've got a good feeling about this one.

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King of Queens.

It's got to be a top three sitcom of all time.

The only show worse than that is the Kevin Show. I made the mistake of watching one episode. Not sure if Sandler helped or hurt but it was a fucking mess.

http://i.imgur.com/o3xrXqB.gif

Word.
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You're not a fan??

This could be a dealbreaker.

Oh noes!

I'm shocked you're not in kohuts with them.

And now I want donuts ...

https://lrzx641zf4f141zb9342prt6-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/krispy-kreme-doughnuts.jpg

There's one right next to one of the many In-N-Outs by my place.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

The time change always fucks up my morning run routine. Otherwise my body is more reliable than an alarm clock.

it's right twice a day bro?

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Emerson40.

My husband has a crush on you. He also thinks that the two of you would be a perfect fit (he has a huge dick and in your case, that won't hurt).

Please pm us.
We are a modern, open-minded couple and we don't kiss and tell

hi, I'm Stew. do you like whitesnake bro?

Stew

 

[juttjaw]

hi, I'm Stew. do you like whitesnake bro?

Stew

I got more of a Cinderella vibe.

 

[Pookie]

it's right twice a day bro?

Stew

Is it midnite yet bro cuz?


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[Pookie]

There's one right next to one of the many In-N-Outs by my place.

Is the hot sign on 24/7?

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[raindancer]

When "fatfucksunite" likes your selfies on Instagram, the day starts off shaky.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Is it midnite yet bro cuz?


http://i2.cdscdn.com/pdt2/3/1/0/1/700x700/auc2009947830310/rw/horloge-murale-kamasutra.jpg

it's two minutes to midnight bro.

Stew

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