Who masturbates the most on the GB ?

[girlsmiley]

Need you even ask?
Of course it is

lol

Well you kept saying you were a woman.

 

[Emerson40]

So Hash is a boy girl. I thought as much.

Many have suspected this for some time now.

I'm told he's a 'pretty' kind of sturdy handsome, possibly passable with the cooperation of dim lighting and shadow.

A poster (who I won't name, at their request) who spoke with hashy says he is a dead ringer for Shohreh Aghdashloo. They sound exactly the same when speaking.

 

[hashtag45]

So Hash is a boy girl. I thought as much.

Well you kept saying you were a woman.

Are you joking? Or are you serious, like when you called smoothG a rapist?

You often amuse me, GS but some of your paranoia is quite jaw-dropping.

EDIT
And please don't take seriously what some white trash like Emerson is saying. It doesn't reflect well on you,.

 

[girlsmiley]

Many have suspected this for some time now.

I'm told he's a 'pretty' kind of sturdy handsome, possibly passable with the cooperation of dim lighting and shadow.

A poster (who I won't name, at their request) who spoke with hashy says he is a dead ringer for Shohreh Aghdashloo. They sound exactly the same when speaking.

Silver girl said she was a woman!

 

[girlsmiley]

Are you joking? Or are you serious, like when you called smoothG a rapist?

Joking about what? No, I never believed you were a woman. I believe you have a few screws loose upstairs. Bipolar perhaps. Something like that.

 

[hashtag45]

I don't get how my gender could possibly be of any relevance to you, GS.

Unless you want to fuck me, of course.

 

[girlsmiley]

I really don't care. I don't appreciate being lied to though.

 

[hashtag45]

I really don't care. I don't appreciate being lied to though.

Give it a rest, GS.

Look. I hate the idea of videoskype because my picture is on the net and if anyone took a screenshot of my whole features they could easily trace me.

But I trust you just as I trusted silvergurl about these issues.
Plus you're one of the Litsters that I'm fond of, despite the fact that you don't like me.

So I would be keen to have a brief videochat with you too, if you'd be willing to consider the idea.
Like in you call me at a random time and ask me specific Lit.-related questions that would show that I'm the one who made all those posts (slim chance that a stand-in eould be able to remember all the details of what I posted).


Up to you. I'm open to doing that if you agree at any time, because your constant paranoia about my gender is wearing me out.

 

[girlsmiley]

Give it a rest, GS.

.

Give what a rest? You're a liar and not a woman. About to share in the blurt thread. Ain't no way I'm chatting with you.

 

[hashtag45]

Give what a rest? You're a liar and not a woman. About to share in the blurt thread. Ain't no way I'm chatting with you.

Ever considered antipsycotics?

I heard they taste good, and they might also help you with your anger problem, on top of your paranoia.

And that's my last attempt of trying to talk sense into you. You're just as coo coo as they come.

 

[Conager]

Ever considered antipsycotics?

I heard they taste good, and they might also help you with your anger problem, on top of your paranoia.

And that's my last attempt of trying to talk sense into you. You're just as coo coo as they come.

Anger iissues were the root of why both your employer and your family were insisting you seek out psychiatric help?

 

[hashtag45]

Well, if -let's hypothesize- it was true,
how likely is it that I would have confessed anything like that to the likes of you, dumbass?

And stop with these insinuations and insinuating that you're behind smoothG. They're stupid.

I told smoothG some details about myself that put me in a good light. None of your insinuations point to the fact that you have any clue about those, even of I got a tad paranoid a while back.

 

[hashtag45]

Anger iissues were the root of why both your employer and your family were insisting you seek out psychiatric help?

And fuck off my back with your creepy attempts of slander and your psycopathic trolling, Que

 

[Lyricalli]

1) There's nothing incidental or light-hearted about your posts, bitch, no matter how much you try to disguise them as "humour".

2) I don't know what's going on between you and Que, but you've been on my back to attack me since day one,

3) So I'm going to treat you in a disrespectful manner, bitch, as long as you continue with your passive aggressive behaviors.

1) I see, so when you're baiting someone, it's all fun and games, and they're fools for falling for it, etc... interesting.


2) Here's a little history refresher and some explanation for you, because I know how you love explanations:

You conveniently forget that I tried to give you some advice about getting along here. Like you, I was new at the time. You got your undies in a twist because I wasn't chastising and smacking the knuckles of the people who were distressing you, though they did not know me, and you told me to fuck off. You act as if I've been a bitch to you all along for no reason, but you started with the name calling. And the lies.

You persist in calling me a mean girl, with some notion that I enjoy 'attacking' other women, but who is it that I poke at occasionally other than you? *crickets*

I don't know Que or Emerson, and I have no relationship with them, or most people here, aside from what you've seen with your own, very busy, eyes. The fictional life you've created for me in your head has amused me greatly these many months.
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3) It should come as no shock to you that your level of respect or how you treat me means fuck-all to me.

You fuss and complain about wanting people to leave you alone, but you continually mention them and engage with them. This stuff, all of it, is giving some degree of satisfaction to everyone who's participating in it. I'm not excluding myself from that.

You've had the option to ignore me, just as I have the option to ignore you, which I do, often. It's silly for you to act like I'm constantly on your back. What was it you used to say all the time? The archives don't lie.

You've chosen to be a bitch here a good deal of the time, and have stated that on several occasions; chastising me when I decide to be a bitch is ridiculous. If you were as astute and calculating as you like to pretend you are, this shit wouldn't bother you nearly as much as it does. Now, I expect you to act like it doesn't really bother you, but your childish name-calling gives you away. Let me guess... that's just the "persona" you're using.

Have a nice day.

 

[hashtag45]

Blah blah blah.
Go suck more of that Hugge Que cock, bitch

 

[Conager]

Blah blah blah.
Go suck more of that Hugge Que cock, bitch

to be fair that is an excellent suggestion.

 

[Hashfag45]

Your logic is just as stupid as you are, Rob.

That means that I'm straight.

What does the fact that you keep trolling male R-wingers and myself (whom you think am a man) make You then?
Going by your logic, doesn't that make you "a fag", Hashfag?

Sure, can I suck your cock?

 

[Lyricalli]

Blah blah blah.
Go suck more of that Hugge Que cock, bitch

One wonders why you know the size of his cock. I bet you can tell me what it tastes like, too, eh?

 

[silver gurl]

I Skyped with Hash to prove her identity. She looked like a woman to me.
Take it or leave it.

 

[Aphro]

If anything is likely to make me NOT want to masturbate, this thread is it.

 

[Adre]

If anything is likely to make me NOT want to masturbate, this thread is it.

Then get out of here, quick!

 

[Conager]

One wonders why you know the size of his cock. I bet you can tell me what it tastes like, too, eh?

Ambrosia.

And none of that store bought Canned-brosia crap, bro! We are talking genuine homemade, handcrafted, small-batch, artisanal ambrosia. Aged in the sack with sandalwood and vanilla orchids.

 

[Hashfag45]

I Skyped with Hash to prove her identity. She looked like a woman to me.
Take it or leave it.

Take the word of lying white trash like yourself? I will pass.

 

[Conager]

If anything is likely to make me NOT want to masturbate, this thread is it.

Not even my yuuuuge cock? That's most disheartening.

 

[silver gurl]

Take the word of lying white trash like yourself? I will pass.

LOL When have I lied? And what makes me white trash exactly?