The 2016 Presidential Election Results Thread

[Wrong Element]

PREDICTIONS:

Clinton 48.9%
Trump 44.2%
Johnson 4.6%
Stein 1.3%
Everyone else 1.0%


Electoral Votes:

Clinton 351, Trump 187 (Trump wins Iowa, Georgia, and ME-2; Hillary wins all the other "battlegrounds")

 

[Porkwarrior]

Trump up 12pts in NH RESULTS, one that was favoured for Hillary in the polls...IT'S STARTING!

Buh whaaa haaa haaaaaaa

http://www.cnn.com/election/results/states/new-hampshire/president

 

[RoryN]

Trump up 12pts in NH RESULTS, one that was favoured for Hillary in the polls...IT'S STARTING!

Will you stick around once Hillary starts locking down this election, or will you run?

We shall see.

 

[Liar]

Random stupid guess based on nothing scientific. Just want to get it in so that I can have bragging rights if I nail it.

Clinton 333
(Nevada, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, NH, and latinos hand her Arizona after a recount)

Trump 205
(Iowa, Ohio, Georgia and that weirdo red enclave in Maine)

McGuffin or whatever his name is falls short in Utah so it goes red as usual.

 

[Conjugal]

Will you stick around once Hillary starts locking down this election, or will you run?

We shall see.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/12df50c6c6ac72c46128f48c2d940bc0/tumblr_n7a5hpP5Kh1tu2slgo1_500.gif

 

[Porkwarrior]

Will you stick around once Hillary starts locking down this election, or will you run?

We shall see.

How many alts have you already registered for your 12mos self imposed sabbatical?

 

[RoryN]

How many alts have you already registered for your 12mos self imposed sabbatical?

1. I don't make alts.
2. They wouldn't be necessary.
3. You didn't make the bet. You know what's going to happen. How does it feel?

 

[Wrong Element]

Trump up 12pts in NH RESULTS, one that was favoured for Hillary in the polls...IT'S STARTING!

Buh whaaa haaa haaaaaaa

http://www.cnn.com/election/results/states/new-hampshire/president

Please tell me you're not so dumb as to think a 32-25 raw vote margin portends anything.

 

[Sean]

Please tell me you're not so dumb as to think a 32-25 raw vote margin portends anything.

In two counties.

Correction, two towns, not counties.

 

[Liar]

This made me giggle.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796057271323283457

 

[Conjugal]

1. I don't make alts.
2. They wouldn't be necessary.
3. You didn't make the bet. You know what's going to happen. How does it feel?

http://up2.xhcdn.com/000/123/032/472_1000.gif

"Harold, our son Rory just called us "alts" and we don't get any respect from him."

Who fucking cares? I'm going to bed.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Please tell me you're not so dumb as to think a 32-25 raw vote margin portends anything.

Hey I'm taking what I can get
Somewhere there was a Regressive Lefty crowing about Dixville NH. All seven votes of it.

 

[RoryN]

Indiana and Kentucky going as expected so far.

 

[duranman]

Britain is watching this bollocks unravel, knowing one will mean a nuclear war whilst the other will result in coffee coloured people by the score

 

[Dribble]

Theyre down 10, ao youll need more than COUPLE.

Perfect example of why some people shouldnt breed. And we let them vote....stupid

 

[Porkwarrior]

Indiana and Kentucky going as expected so far.

The real fun part is realizing that 76 senate seats were already decided before the election because they ran unopposed. Only 34 are actually being contested this time around.

 

[Sean]

Two polling stations in CA closed due to shootings. Breaking on the BBC.

 

[Conjugal]

http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/nuclear-bomb-explosion-gif-2.gif

Son says, "Dad, what was that?"

Father replies, "Son, it means that Donald Trump was elected President."

Son says, "What should we do?"

Father replies, "Nothing. The shock wave will kill us in about three seconds."

 

[RoryN]

Two polling stations in CA closed due to shootings. Breaking on the BBC.

News is saying one here, with multiple injured and one dead near Azusa.

 

[Dribble]

The real fun part is realizing that 76 senate seats were already decided before the election because they ran unopposed. Only 34 are actually being contested this time around.

And you vote? How stupid are you?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh, Indiana.....

 

[RoryN]

Indiana: Trump State.

Very first results coming in from Florida and Virginia: not much useful info.

 

[Killswitch1]

Mike Pence can hear Jim Naybors already....

 

[Bookishleigh]

Indiana: Drumpf State.

Very first results coming in from Florida and Virginia: not much useful info.

Seeing as how I was standing behind a Catholic priest and in front of a dude in fatigues..... #livingliberalinIndiana

 

[Killswitch1]

It may be nothing but I live in Hillbilly central, Michigan....IE: Trumpland and my polling place was filled with voters most of whom were women and a lot of them had small children in tow.