The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[butters]

Food network will not deliver both.

the circus is playing in all three rings already - the food network can provide the staff of life

 

[HarryHill]

get a cookery programme on then you can have bread AND the circus

..
I'll settle for just one donut
...

 

[lovetoread]

is this the line for the waffles and blow jobs?

 

[Saint Peter]

*rutti tutti fresh and frutti*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HarryHill]

is this the line for the waffles and blow jobs?

..
take a number

 

[Radiohead]

the circus is playing in all three rings already - the food network can provide the staff of life

I think that was banned by American standards.

 

[Sean]

The face does not involve multiparty orgasms.

Sean. 9 Days, and I see the warmup and free mega signings per James. Would you like to ante up now?

I got an invite to go see the rehearsals and soundcheck for the Liverpool gig, but it would mean taking a day off work and changing flights. Going to Scouseland for one night is traumatic enough. Can't think of another band I'd do it for.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

..
take a number

so you're giving waffles and blowjobs bro?

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

"We already have a waffle cook. Sorry.


Have you ever sucked a dick?"

 

[HarryHill]

so you're giving waffles and blowjobs bro?

Stew

Nah, I'm in line wit the rest of ya

"We already have a waffle cook. Sorry.


Have you ever sucked a dick?"

No, whats it like petey?

 

[lovetoread]

sucking dick is gross

 

[Radiohead]

I got an invite to go see the rehearsals and soundcheck for the Liverpool gig, but it would mean taking a day off work and changing flights. Going to Scouseland for one night is traumatic enough. Can't think of another band I'd do it for.

First(Only) time since 95. 8 days. And if they can admit they are scum, surely you too. T he wierd bit is, I've bought the soundcheck, and free autographing. Could not give a fuck if they dont play the right songs.

 

[Radiohead]

sucking dick is gross

Make sure it is clean first.

 

[Conager]

sucking Sean's dick is gross

Maybe you could ask him to wash it?

 

[Emerson40]

Blue waffle, with brown sauce.

 

[cleaver]

noahnie found her rabbi
near a rock behind a tree,
where the wisdom river petered-out
and bedlam's noises reigned

she'd weathered stormed delusions
from an anger-babbled sea;
that danced frenetic static
x-ray'd bones - where none had been

noahnie found the sanctuary
near a rock behind a tree;
for a year and more had been enough
the cream arisen - spoiled

the rabbi spoke to noahnie
in a tongue both clear and free,
from within will come the answers
close the curtain - quiet's choice

 

[lovetoread]

ok maybe sucking his dick isnt so bad cause he sends me these

 

[Radiohead]

ok maybe sucking his dick isnt so bad cause he sends me these

I believe you as way better than that, but then again I let americans believe what coffee should be.

 

[Emerson40]

Who can take a sunrise

Sprinkle it with dew

Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two

 

[Radiohead]

Who can take a sunrise

Sprinkle it with dew

Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two

Gene Wilder too long ago.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nah, I'm in line wit the rest of ya

No, whats it like petey?

What has gotten into you, Harry. You were such a nice guy when you first started posting on the GB.

 

[Radiohead]

What has gotten into you, Harry. You were such a nice guy when you first started posting on the GB.

The ballad of Harry Hill (NOT the St Peter Song)

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Do not! Do not! Do not say it 3 times(in front of a mirror) or you will summon the "other."

ltr, are you trying to summon Tom Baker ?

As it is winter in Californiacalia, I am eating strawberries and yogurt with cream and sugar. Because we are having a Californiacalia winter in Boston.

No waffles. Sugary cake with a bit of cornmeal.

 

[Saint Peter]

but but but

I am only here to flert!