The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[Fata Morgana]

What do Brits top their waffles with?

Hmm, we don't do waffles much. Last time I had them was with morello cherries and soft ice cream.

 

[Fata Morgana]

beans


think of it as toast with big dimples

Skinheads on a raft.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hmm, we don't do waffles much. Last time I had them was with morello cherries and soft ice cream.

and mayo bro.

Stew

 

[Pookie]

and mayo bro.

Stew

I'm not falling for the ol' "that's mayo" trick again bro cuz.

 

[Saint Peter]

Skinheads on a raft.

legless spiders on your mattress

 

[gardenia19]

Busy busy busy

 

[Radiohead]

i have watched this man remove the pat of butter while making a face

Does it turn you on?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm not falling for the ol' "that's mayo" trick again bro cuz.

Tell me about it. Ruined many a good chicken sandwich. Cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

legless spiders on your mattress

You're a nasty piece of work. My little butter bean Hash was right about you.

 

[butters]

Feeling incredibly guilty about wanting to take an uber/taxi just for a 2 and a half mile grocery store run.

Yet I can't get past my anxiety today about getting out. Had an appointment with sleep specialist and cried like a complete loser about the bus stop and gave up.

I hate, just absolutely hate that I was starting to be less anxious about going out after the heart attack, but Tuesday early evening, I felt some horrible chest pain, and while my back didn't hurt and right arm didn't feel heavy, it was the same pain I had when I had the heart attack. I was so afraid to call an ambulance and be embarrassed that it was nothing, but when they got here, my blood pressure was 179. First round of blood tests showed nothing, but they wanted to keep me in the ER for a second round, and sure enough, my blood showed elevated cardiac enzymes which meant I did have a second heart attack. Had to stay overnight and put through the ringer of another cath and stress test, just to find out that it's something that can happen shortly after a heart attack like I had. I mean good news is there's nothing wrong, and my stents are fine. It's just that I had another one that has thrown me into a loop of anxiety and depression, and I can't stop being mad at myself for feeling that way.

wishing you a speedy recovery and happier days

Skinheads on a raft.

*snortgiggle*

essex skin'eads?

 

[lovetoread]

You're a nasty piece of work. My little butter bean Hash was right about you.

*chuckle*

 

[Fata Morgana]

*chuckle*

STOP THAT!

 

[lovetoread]

Does it turn you on?

but of course

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm not falling for the ol' "that's mayo" trick again bro cuz.

better than blue cheese bro.

Stew

 

[butters]

i have never had a fresh made waffle

this too shall change

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

STOP THAT!

be careful when picking acorns bro.

Stew

http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/It+s+a+cyclocosmia+for+those+who+are+interested+what+they+_e6a21f6b79b20974269472e737a3d574.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

that is one ugly spider, not cuddly at all

 

[Pookie]

https://7f9c61237bd6e732e57e-5fa18836a2ae6b5e7c49abcc89b20237.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/5965311_china-tv-news-confuses-fleshlight-sex-toy_t14e3e853.gif

 

[butters]

https://7f9c61237bd6e732e57e-5fa18836a2ae6b5e7c49abcc89b20237.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/5965311_china-tv-news-confuses-fleshlight-sex-toy_t14e3e853.gif

wth?????

 

[Pookie]

better than blue cheese bro.

Stew

And this too bro cuz!


http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/84283032.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Make mine a double!

 

[Radiohead]

but of course

The face does not involve multiparty orgasms.

Sean. 9 Days, and I see the warmup and free mega signings per James. Would you like to ante up now?

 

[HarryHill]

Coffee is good this am. the circus outside the window performs in all three rings, the one behind the computer screen features the latest clown acts around a revolving set of themes, I need a waffle and a blow job, not necessarily in that order.

 

[butters]

Coffee is good this am. the circus outside the window performs in all three rings, the one behind the computer screen features the latest clown acts around a revolving set of themes, I need a waffle and a blow job, not necessarily in that order.

get a cookery programme on then you can have bread AND the circus

 

[Radiohead]

get a cookery programme on then you can have bread AND the circus

Food network will not deliver both.