Are you a full service sexual partner?
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Hard_Rom
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I don't know about kinky or not. But there is the old biblical proverb that is better to give than receive.
If your not an avid eater of pussy, you can't complain about lack of blowjobs. Most girls I have known say being given oral is their favourite.
I've been told I give great massages.
Is that full service?
Full service in escorting industry is fucking.
If your not an avid eater of pussy, you can't complain about lack of blowjobs. Most girls I have known say being given oral is their favourite.
I've been told I give great massages.
Is that full service?
Full service in escorting industry is fucking.
Ms_Ann
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Embrace the wet spot.
Hard_Rom
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As long as I don't have to sleep in it.
Ms_Ann
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...with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
Hard_Rom
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Sounds better than 'like licking cunt'.
'Like licking labia' does have an alliteral poetic thing going for it.
4est_4est_Gump
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No, I charge like the smorgasbord...
Aphro
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If you want romance, read Harlequin novels.
"Taste her delicate pink flower" more to your liking?
Doesn't exactly inspire lust.
Adjudicator
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HT45: " you Americans take the romance out of everything."
Oh you're not American? I didn't know. I don't know the board histories and so on.
4est_4est_Gump
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Kissing the jade gates...
Ms_Ann
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A recent study suggests that, at times, changing sexual habits (or making sexual transformations) for a partner can benefit the relationship. Specifically, researchers asked romantic couples how often they made sexual changes for their partners (e.g., had sex more frequently than personally desired or engaged in activities that were not their preference), and how they felt about making these sexual changes. People who made more frequent sexual changes for their partners had partners who reported being more satisfied in their relationships. In addition, people who felt more positive about changing their sexual habits for a partner felt happier in their relationships and had partners who reported greater happiness as well.
Well...duh.
Well...duh.
GrampaBill
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"Mom, I like to have kinky sex with mature women."
Thanks for sharing, but what does this have to do with me?
"Well, you are a sexy mature woman."
I understand what you are saying, but I'm your mother.
"That will make it even more erotic. How about it?"
Let me finish my drink.
spacekowboy
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Nope. I'm self service.
If I gotta make my own sammiches then you are responsible for your own orgasm.
If I gotta make my own sammiches then you are responsible for your own orgasm.
spacekowboy
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I prefer repressive and awkward, myself.
Keep your perverted fantasies to yourself, and I'll keep mine to myself.
Keep your perverted fantasies to yourself, and I'll keep mine to myself.
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Ms_Ann
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According to Ask Men:
1. A Great Sex Partner Knows How To Communicate
(Hard to talk with a cock in your mouth)
2. A Great Sex Partner Is In Charge Of Their Own Orgasm
(Men are so lazy)
3. A Great Sex Partner Can Get Out Of Their Own Way
(I don't even know what that means)
4. A Great Sex Partner Is Curious And Open To Change
(Honey, I want a three way with a goat kind of change?)
5. A Great Sex Partner Doesn’t Skimp On The Foreplay
(Life is a 2-way street)
6. A Great Sex Partner Is Confident
(Easy one)
7. A Great Sex Partner Has Fun
(Let's take the onus out of sex)
1. A Great Sex Partner Knows How To Communicate
(Hard to talk with a cock in your mouth)
2. A Great Sex Partner Is In Charge Of Their Own Orgasm
(Men are so lazy)
3. A Great Sex Partner Can Get Out Of Their Own Way
(I don't even know what that means)
4. A Great Sex Partner Is Curious And Open To Change
(Honey, I want a three way with a goat kind of change?)
5. A Great Sex Partner Doesn’t Skimp On The Foreplay
(Life is a 2-way street)
6. A Great Sex Partner Is Confident
(Easy one)
7. A Great Sex Partner Has Fun
(Let's take the onus out of sex)
hashtag45
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You totally misinterpreted what my tongue in cheek was all about, you idiot.
It was only about the fact that I was amused by the manner in which HardRom was goofing around.
HardRom and ms_Ann clearly got it, so you're clearly not as perceptive and intellectually suoerior to most, as you think you are.
jezzilee
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According to Ask Men:
1. A Great Sex Partner Knows How To Communicate
(Hard to talk with a cock in your mouth)
Talking with a cock in your mouth is a skill few have.
2. A Great Sex Partner Is In Charge Of Their Own Orgasm
(Men are so lazy)
Getting what you want without having to coach and bruise the ego of your partner, or bark orders at them is not challenging at all. Nuance is everything. Change your position so that they are making contact in all the right places, a squeal or moan when they are doing exactly what you want encourages them to do that again.
3. A Great Sex Partner Can Get Out Of Their Own Way
(I don't even know what that means)
Putting another's needs before your own often makes your own heighten and when you get there it is all the more intense.
4. A Great Sex Partner Is Curious And Open To Change
(Honey, I want a three way with a goat kind of change?)
Variety is the spice of life!
5. A Great Sex Partner Doesn’t Skimp On The Foreplay
(Life is a 2-way street)
This is not always the case, sometimes you have those, look in his eyes and whisper, "fuck me now," in that throaty bedroom voice and it can be just as amazing as any long drawn out sexual experience.
6. A Great Sex Partner Is Confident
(Easy one)
There is a fine line between confident and cocky.
7. A Great Sex Partner Has Fun
(Let's take the onus out of sex)
Sex is not a chore, like laundry or vacuuming. I don't understand why people that are married seem to eventually feel that it is something they have to do for their partner. It should be something they WANT to do for their partner and themselves.
I guess to answer the OP, yes, I am a full service sexual partner and I would not have it any other way.
hashtag45
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Not when their partner is into eating garlic and beans and doesn't shower good
