MyNameIsNO
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Five things you want to do this weekend?
5 ideas for new years resolutions
Five things I want to do this weekend:
Noe (check hehehehe)
Do my homework like a good girl (kinda check)
Get drunk (hell yes check)
Get a plan for Halloween next weekend (kinda check again)
Uhh... sleep extra because I am a sleep deprived person
5 ideas for new years resolutions
5 ideas for new years resolutions
Pass
Name five things you loved when you were eighteen.

When I was 18..?
Having my own money for the first time.
Partying
Learning how to cook.
Falling in love every day..
Being the boss of me
Pass!
apparently I don't
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
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Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
I feel as though if I were a hyper successful business type I'd get so bored and eventually just throw money at finding the most absurd, wasteful and convoluted way of killing myself possible.can you imagine Con as a hyper successful business type, with all of his money squirreled away in a lavish private prepper bunker somewhere?
I feel as though if I were a hyper successful business type I'd get so bored and eventually just throw money at finding the most absurd, wasteful and convoluted way of killing myself possible.
E.g I'd probably kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that will attract little old ladies to a warehouse so I can feed them into a woodchipper and use the resulting paste to make counterfeit money so I can buy fuel for my ice-ray that will freeze the entire city which will cause everyone to flock to my beverage vendors who will sell them hot chocolate laced with a mutagen designed to drive everyone insane so that my 'humanitarian' charity groups can step in to help them out which I will use as promotional material in my presidential campaign so I can use the position to privatise helium production which will inspire the re-imagining of airship travel so I can jump off the balcony of one in-flight and die.