Will exchange sexual favors

[ImSinister]

Dangit! I already did them...just my luck!

I'm beginning to believe that you are not as dirty as you claim to be

 

[jezzilee]

I'm beginning to believe that you are not as dirty as you claim to be

I am a very clean dirty girl.

 

[thør]

I am a very clean dirty girl.

I'm happy to wash the sheets, before and after......

 

[jezzilee]

I'm happy to wash the sheets, before and after......

Now we're talkin'!

 

[thør]

I'm happy to wash the sheets, before and after......

Or shampoo the carpet on the stairs.

 

[ImSinister]

I am a very clean dirty girl.

Perfect.

 

[NoJo]

If someone will come to my place and fold and put away my laundry tonight. I don't feel like it.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Fuck the Klondike bar, I'll pay you if let me do it.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I know! I am ignoring the avice of Mr. Pidd

I was just looking out for Disgustipated. I love gluten...I love extra gluten bro!

Stew

 

[jezzilee]

Perfect.

*wiggles my eyebrows*

Fuck the Klondike bar, I'll pay you if let me do it.

Would that make me a laundry prostitute? What are the ramifications if I get caught?? Will they take away my washer and dryer?

I was just looking out for Disgustipated. I love gluten...I love extra gluten bro!

Stew

You are so on the Christmas candy list!

 

[NoJo]

What are the ramifications if I get caught?? Will they take away my washer and dryer?

Depends. Which State are you in? If you're unsure, I think Utah is pretty lax about this type of stuff.

 

[jezzilee]

Depends. Which State are you in? If you're unsure, I think Utah is pretty lax about this type of stuff.

I really only want to move 30 minutes or less from my job. Utah would be one heck of a commute!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Fuck the Klondike bar

That's just cold.

 

[jezzilee]

That's just cold.

...unless??? It was to be taken literally

 

[NoJo]

That's just cold.

So cold it can get stuck to your lips

 

[Aglaopheme]

...unless??? It was to be taken literally

Really cold.

 

[NoJo]

I really only want to move 30 minutes or less from my job. Utah would be one heck of a commute!

Ok no laundry service for you

 

[jezzilee]

Ok no laundry service for you

*shrugs* back to the ironing board

 

[Aglaopheme]

So cold it can get stuck to your lips

I always thought that was the tongue.

http://news.umanitoba.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Tongue_Pole_iStock_000002379803Small.jpg

 

[NoJo]

I always thought that was the tongue.

http://news.umanitoba.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Tongue_Pole_iStock_000002379803Small.jpg

I didn't know pussies had tongues

 

[OralDave]

It is Sunday. I have choices to make. Do I work? Do I take the day off? Taking the day off is always good, but hard for me to do. I need to be active and since my friend D could not go hiking on short notice...what do I do? Go hiking...alone??? Go shopping? I have not really done that in ages. I don't need anything. Yes I do, I need a project.


I think I will go look at rental properties, I have my eye on a nice looking duplex down on main street.

I've been hiking alone. I have to say it's better to hike with a friend!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yeah, never mind.

 

[NoJo]

Yeah, never mind.

I never do lol

 

[jezzilee]

I've been hiking alone. I have to say it's better to hike with a friend!

neext weekend friend?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Hey - Don't be volunteering me for threesomes with my friends.

You're not fun...sober!

You have obviously never had phonesex with me.

Somewhere there is a geek in a Homeland basement waiting to listen in on Jezz's Skype calls.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lowercase pete claims he is currently soaking in a tub with a Klondike bar.

Jezz, I'm a little disappointed in you...