Radio Interview this week.

[lovecraft68]

I've been invited to participate on a local radio show "The Author's Hour" and will be on the air this Tuesday October 25th at 9am EST.

You can listen by going to http://www.wnri.com/ and clicking listen now.

I'll be discussing my newly released erotic horror novel Every Dog Has its Day(originally a 2014 Halloween contest entry here, since pulled) and writing-and hopefully horror being its just before Halloween- in general. If I can work the conversation around to it, I plan on giving lit a plug.

So if you want to check me out and get new material to use to make fun of me feel free to see first hand why I'm better not seen....or heard.

 

[ILookLikeJailBait]

I've been invited to participate on a local radio show "The Author's Hour" and will be on the air this Tuesday October 25th at 9am EST.

You can listen by going to http://www.wnri.com/ and clicking listen now.

I'll be discussing my newly released erotic horror novel Every Dog Has its Day(originally a 2014 Halloween contest entry here, since pulled) and writing-and hopefully horror being its just before Halloween- in general. If I can work the conversation around to it, I plan on giving lit a plug.

So if you want to check me out and get new material to use to make fun of me feel free to see first hand why I'm better not seen....or heard.

Wow! Good for you.

It's nice being recognize for all the hard work you do writing your stories and e-Books.

Best of luck with the Interview.

Please don't feel compelled to mention my name.

Seriously, though. Congratulations and best of luck to you. You deserve it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wow! Good for you.

It's nice being recognize for all the hard work you do writing your stories and e-Books.

Best of luck with the Interview.

Please don't feel compelled to mention my name.

Seriously, though. Congratulations and best of luck to you. You deserve it.

Thank you and um, no offense, but I am going to try to avoid talking about Jail bait.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Break a leg, Mikey.

 

[SusanJillParker]

It's about time erotica and erotic writers got some air time.

Make us all proud LoveCraft.

Your first real step to fame and fortune, I'll shall look forward to watching you on...Saturday Night Live soon (lol).

Then, before you know it, you'll be running for public office.

"My platform is a hot, naked woman in every bed...beside your wife. And instead of a chicken in every pot, they'll be a dildo and a vibrator in every woman's hand and video cameras for the men."

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

Did they not like having you last time that they gave you such an optimal airtime slot? 9 am on a Tuesday morning...serious prime time.

Just playing. Good luck LC!

...and this time, maybe don't try to poke fun at your interviewer; regardless of whether or not they know what they're talking about.

 

[SusanJillParker]

No matter when and no matter where, five minutes of fame is always a foot in the door.

Something LoveCraft says on the radio could go viral. Suddenly, he could be a big star. He, conceivably, could be our next Howard Sterns.

Wouldn't that be something to see one of our own having a bit of fame and fortune?

"I know him. I knew him when he wrote for Literotica. Tell him it's me, Sussan Jill Parker, his number one fan."

"He told me to tell you that he never liked and that he doesn't have time for you now. Besides, he's busy interview Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. Security! Escort her out of the building."

 

[lovecraft68]

No matter when and no matter where, five minutes of fame is always a foot in the door.

Something LoveCraft says on the radio could go viral. Suddenly, he could be a big star. He, conceivably, could be our next Howard Sterns.

Wouldn't that be something to see one of our own having a bit of fame and fortune?

"I know him. I knew him when he wrote for Literotica. Tell him it's me, Sussan Jill Parker, his number one fan."

"He told me to tell you that he never liked and that he doesn't have time for you now. Besides, he's busy interview Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. Security! Escort her out of the building."

Let's face it, if I ever said anything that went viral it would be the wrong kind of attention

 

[lovecraft68]

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Did they not like having you last time that they gave you such an optimal airtime slot? 9 am on a Tuesday morning...serious prime time.

Just playing. Good luck LC!

...and this time, maybe don't try to poke fun at your interviewer; regardless of whether or not they know what they're talking about.

Last time it was 9:30

But yes, this time I am more prepared that he's not prepared and if I have to jsut take over and ramble I will.

I don't know if anyone else here heard it, but a year or two ago Bronzeage did an interview with another author and he sounded great, when he could speak because the host was a total boob and kept talking over him and the other guest,

 

[SusanJillParker]

Let's face it, if I ever said anything that went viral it would be the wrong kind of attention

Please forgive me but I beg to differ with you. Just ask Mr. Trump.

Whether it's bad or good, any attention is good attention.

"A Massachusetts, erotic writer was arrested for beating the crap out of a radio moderator after he called him a dime novelist that pandered to perverts and deviates. Millions of perverts and deviates are holding a candlelit rally outside of the prison."

"Attica! Attica! Free LoveCraft!"

 

[lovecraft68]

Well if the station could survive this a couple weeks back, it can survive me

http://turnto10.com/news/local/car-crashes-into-woonsocket-radio-station

 

[SusanJillParker]

I know that this is a lot of pressure to put on your shoulders but it's up to you to put Erotica in the spotlight. It's up to you to take erotica and pornography out of the closet. It's up to you to bring erotic writers into the 21st century. We'll all counting on you. You are our chosen erotic disciple. We need you to lead the way.

God, I can just see LoveCraft now having his own television show, no TV network in the way that Donald Trump will have soon, once losing the election.

I can see LoveCraft being as famous as Joel Osteen with his beautiful wife Victoria by his side. I can see Lovecraft standing in the pulpit in front of a crowd of thousands of people in the Church of the Sexual Wicked, while preaching to erotic readers from all over the country and all over the world.

I can see people coming up to the altar for LoveCraft to touch their heads and give those men who have erectile dysfunction erections again. I can see LoveCraft touching the heads of women to make them wet when they were unable to get wet before.

"Wow!"

 

[lovecraft68]

I know that this is a lot of pressure to put on your shoulders but it's up to you to put Erotica in the spotlight. It's up to you to take erotica and pornography out of the closet. It's up to you to bring erotic writers into the 21st century. We'll all counting on you. You are our chosen erotic disciple. We need you to lead the way.

God, I can just see LoveCraft now having his own television show, no TV network in the way that Donald Trump will have soon, once losing the election.

I can see LoveCraft being as famous as Joel Osteen with his beautiful wife Victoria by his side. I can see Lovecraft standing in the pulpit in front of a crowd of thousands of people in the Church of the Sexual Wicked, while preaching to erotic readers from all over the country and all over the world.

I can see people coming up to the altar for LoveCraft to touch their heads and give those men who have erectile dysfunction erections again. I can see LoveCraft touching the heads of women to make them wet when they were unable to get wet before.

"Wow!"

Joel? My wife loves that guy, but Victoria? That woman kills me, she is on him like white on rice, won't let him out of her sight and all but yells "This is my gravy train"

She knows what those religious women are like and what they'd do to Joel....

 

[SusanJillParker]

Joel? My wife loves that guy, but Victoria? That woman kills me, she is on him like white on rice, won't let him out of her sight and all but yells "This is my gravy train"

She knows what those religious women are like and what they'd do to Joel....

Ah, yes, the life of Joel Osteen could be in your future.

"Please Joel, save me. Stick your cock in my mouth and allow me to suck out your holy juice before you anoint me by sticking your cock deep in my pussy."

"On your knees woman while I give you my special blessing," said Joel unzipping himself and putting a holy hand to the back of the woman's head.

Seriously, what better name to lead the group of the unholy, the forbidden, and the sexually inappropriate of erotic writers along the sea of sin than LoveCraft?

I remember seeing photos of Victoria Osteen before she married Joel, she was stunningly beautiful. Just for the record though, they may be blessed by Jesus, but I don't think her breasts are real. Moreover, she's definitely not a natural blonde (lol).

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I usta do tv interviews for the Department of Health and Rehab because I know hoe to be honest and sincere and say nothing. I gave them no soundbites yet answered every question.

Trump knows how to kill the competition with outrageous soundbites, and he knows his audience, and it aint perfessers and pansies. Megyn Kelly took it up the ass when she went after Trump, all of America threw dog turds at Trump but he may be President, and Megyns ratings suck. I mean, Roger Ailes is on Trumps staff.

 

[NicoleZ]

Break a leg, Lovecraft!

 

[SusanJillParker]

I usta do tv interviews for the Department of Health and Rehab because I know hoe to be honest and sincere and say nothing. I gave them no soundbites yet answered every question.

Trump knows how to kill the competition with outrageous soundbites, and he knows his audience, and it aint perfessers and pansies. Megyn Kelly took it up the ass when she went after Trump, all of America threw dog turds at Trump but he may be President, and Megyns ratings suck. I mean, Roger Ailes is on Trumps staff.

I remember the media referring to you as the Belichick of the Department of Health and Rehab.

"So, tell us Mr. Johnson, what's in store for the Department of Health and Rehab for next year based on all the budget cuts."

"It is what it is," said James.

And who do you think will will the Superbowl? Will it be the Patriots again?

"It is what it is," said James.

"What's your thoughts on Trump TV?"

"I like LoveCraft TV better. He's more honest, open, candid and, dare I say, sexual than Trump."

 

[lovecraft68]

"I like LoveCraft TV better. He's more honest, open, candid and, dare I say, sexual than Trump."

Needless to say I have much better hair.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I remember the media referring to you as the Belichick of the Department of Health and Rehab.

"So, tell us Mr. Johnson, what's in store for the Department of Health and Rehab for next year based on all the budget cuts."

"It is what it is," said James.

And who do you think will will the Superbowl? Will it be the Patriots again?

"It is what it is," said James.

"What's your thoughts on Trump TV?"

"I like LoveCraft TV better. He's more honest, open, candid and, dare I say, sexual than Trump."

Here's how I really answered the question.

Channel 10: WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE CUTS TO YOUR BUDGET?

Me: The Legislature is caught in the middle. One side screams about government spending, and the other demands more services. The Legislature cant win. :


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[SusanJillParker]

Here's how I really answered the question.

Channel 10: WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE CUTS TO YOUR BUDGET?

Me: The Legislature is caught in the middle. One side screams about government spending, and the other demands more services. The Legislature cant win. :


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Yeah but, who really cares about budget cuts, government services, and demands for more services? I'm more concerned with what Melania Trump is wearing to LoveCraft premier of LoveCraft TV.

 

[Areala-chan]

I've been invited to participate on a local radio show "The Author's Hour" and will be on the air this Tuesday October 25th at 9am EST.

You can listen by going to http://www.wnri.com/ and clicking listen now.

I'll be discussing my newly released erotic horror novel Every Dog Has its Day(originally a 2014 Halloween contest entry here, since pulled) and writing-and hopefully horror being its just before Halloween- in general. If I can work the conversation around to it, I plan on giving lit a plug.

So if you want to check me out and get new material to use to make fun of me feel free to see first hand why I'm better not seen....or heard.

That's absolutely awesome! Knock 'em dead in radio-land. Turn their questions around on them too...nothing blows an interviewer off their script like making them answer their own questions.

"So, LoveCraft, how would you define 'erotica'?"

"I'd be happy to tell you, Bob, but first how about we get the 'man on the street' perspective. What do you think erotica is?"

And the audience goes wild.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Yeah but, who really cares about budget cuts, government services, and demands for more services? I'm more concerned with what Melania Trump is wearing to LoveCraft premier of LoveCraft TV.

You did a Hillary pivot.

You imagined what I'd say, I told you what I really said, then you respond with the above after I already confirmed I go for the eye roll.

 

[SusanJillParker]

You did a Hillary pivot.

You imagined what I'd say, I told you what I really said, then you respond with the above after I already confirmed I go for the eye roll.

You're right and I apologize. Allow me to restate.

"How about a round of applause for Melania? Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she sexy? And she may be the first, First Lady, other than Michelle Obama who not only sucks cock and swallows but also take it up the ass.

On the other hand, had Hillary won, she would have been our first lesbian president. Rosie and Oprah would have been so proud.

 

[Handley_Page]

I've been invited to participate on a local radio show "The Author's Hour" and will be on the air this Tuesday October 25th at 9am EST.

You can listen by going to http://www.wnri.com/ and clicking listen now.

I'll be discussing my newly released erotic horror novel Every Dog Has its Day(originally a 2014 Halloween contest entry here, since pulled) and writing-and hopefully horror being its just before Halloween- in general. If I can work the conversation around to it, I plan on giving lit a plug.

So if you want to check me out and get new material to use to make fun of me feel free to see first hand why I'm better not seen....or heard.

All I got was an earful of french

 

[sr71plt]

Thank you and um, no offense, but I am going to try to avoid talking about Jail bait.

Apparently you'd be talking about Freddie. *wink, wink*