How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Bray123]

Actually, I am not a wannabe Pastor. I don't want to be a Pastor. I am an Evangelist. I would ask you why you call me a bubble gum believer. Is it because I actually believe what the Bible says that you can't work for your salvation?

As you believe in the Bible, do you agree with the consumption of shellfish?
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you."(Leviticus, of course)

and do you hate the wearing of long hair?
"Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him"
(Corinthians, yet Jesus is normally depicted with long hair.)

 

[ryan8558]

As you believe in the Bible, do you agree with the consumption of shellfish?
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you."(Leviticus, of course)

and do you hate the wearing of long hair?
"Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him"
(Corinthians, yet Jesus is normally depicted with long hair.)

What about Samson?

 

[eyerlives]

Good! I am glad for you.

Are you also glad for her that even after 32 years of being "saved", she still gets off coming to this internet porn site to mess around with other guys behind her husband's and children's back?

Can a person be "saved" without the baptismal of the Spirit of Christ making them a new person?

And how possibly could any saved person, a completely new person born by the Spirit of Christ and thus inherently understanding the agape love of God...

...still feel so unfulfilled that she needs to come to an internet porn site to scarf around behind her husband's back for all the "love" she can get?

Appreciate you attention to those, my inquiries, padre.

And, btw:

Are you still referring to yourself as an "Evangelist"?

Just wondering, 'cause I'm still waiting for you to "give" it.

Will that me anytime soon? Seeing that's what an evangelist literally is/does?

Thanx so much.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

As you believe in the Bible, do you agree with the consumption of shellfish?
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you."(Leviticus, of course)

and do you hate the wearing of long hair?
"Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him"
(Corinthians, yet Jesus is normally depicted with long hair.)

Shellfish were only forbidden to the Jews who were under the law, not those under Grace as we currently are. LOVE SHRIMP!! YUMMY!!

Ro 6:14 For sin shall not have dominion over you, for you are not under Law, but under grace.

Yes, men aren't supposed to have long hair and women are. You also have to take into account that cultures can differ about the definition of the term long hair. Jesus's hair wasn't long by His culture for a man. The woman's hair was much longer than the men. Many of them had it all the way down to their feet.

 

[eyerlives]

Jesus's hair wasn't long by His culture for a man.

You have no idea how long Christ's hair was, you have absolutely no legitimate idea of what Christ looked like in the first place...

...so why is it so important for you to speak as if you do know?

From one hand you proclaim every word in the Bible as God's...

...yet from your other you pose to evangelize that Paul's words need more explanation/clarification from you.

Can you preach to the Board, padre, what the Bible says about those who add to it like you continually do, and then preach that to anyone else?

 

[eyerlives]

Ro 6:14 For sin shall not have dominion over you, for you are not under Law, but under grace.

You, your harlot sister, and all the rest of the Bubble Gum Christian Machine bubbliever gang consider those words as a blanket to cover the sin you continue to choose to do...

...just because you proclaim, I believe! I believe!

Yet, any logical human must deduce that if you are still willfully participating in sin, it most certainly does have dominion over you, which automatically excludes you from being under grace, because if you were under grace, sin could not hold such dominion over you.

You do understand that God made logic, too, right?

Or, would you prefer to evangelize that anyone who is saved, who has been spiritually born again a completely new person with the Spirit of Christ now as the very Life within them, their old person having been crucified on the Cross with the Christ...

...can't help but willfully be under the dominion of sin just like their old self was, too?

Tell me, padre: did Lucifer believe in God?

 

[phrodeau]

You have no idea how long Christ's hair was, you have absolutely no legitimate idea of what Christ looked like in the first place...

...so why is it so important for you to speak as if you do know?

From one hand you proclaim every word in the Bible as God's...

...yet from your other you pose to evangelize that Paul's words need more explanation/clarification from you.

Can you preach to the Board, padre, what the Bible says about those who add to it like you continually do, and then preach that to anyone else?

But the Shroud of Turin is completely legitimate, and the fact that the cloth tests as 800 years old means it was a miracle.

 

[nerfhearder]

Gonna go out on a limb and say God probably doesn't care how long your hair is.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Gonna go out on a limb and say God probably doesn't care how long your hair is.

I think the point is that men should look like men and women should look like women.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I think the point is that men should look like men and women should look like women.

Lol...You didn't really think that one through.

http://www.imperialteutonicorder.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesus4.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1792085/thumbs/o-CONCHITA-WURST-570.jpg?6

 

[Hypoxia]

This thread is still going on?

OMFG don't you people have anything better to do?

I mean, it's only MENTAL masturbation.

Get down to it.

 

[magicalmoments]

This thread is for those who genuinely want to know the true way of Salvation. All who truly seek the truth and discuss this are welcome in this thread.

Well it would help if you put that in the subject line!

 

[Tryharder62]

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[eyerlives]

Jesus Christ...

What an utterly pathetic tale of life-long plodding down the same pitiful ratfuck hole, while blaming practically everything/everyone else for one's own steps.

I'm confident every atheist and fellow carnal poster on this Board is sympathetic.

The Bible says that when someone is saved their old, sinful self dies on the Cross with Christ, and they are born again with the risen Spirit of Christ as a brand new person.

Bubblievers pontificate that their "Jesus" heals every infirmity when he saves - just read the Bible - while wallowing in their own infirmities which still obviously exist long, long after they claimed to be "saved"...

What utter horseshit.

Bubble Gum Christians claim all they have to do to be saved is to "believe", not only totally disregarding the Christ's own commands that saying one believes is hardly enough, but also conveniently ignoring fully that no one "believes" in God more than Satan himself, for Satan fully knows not only God personally, but is just as intimately familiar with the Almighty power God wields alone.

Paul says he "believes", too...

...and then instructs that he must submit himself to the Cross daily to have any hope of salvation at all.

Bubble Gum Christians say they "believe" and then pronounce they are thusly, automatically "saved"...

...allowing them to fantasize they then have a Stay Out of Hell card on one side of eternity's card, with a free lifetime pass to Yahwehworld on the other.

The VERY MOST any person can do is simply have HOPE (faith) they might be saved, TRUSTING IN GOD FULLY for what He says...

...and not at all in what they "believe" (as God also says no human can trust what their hearts tell them).

EVERY PERSON who claims to be "saved" is TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT, because - AS THE BIBLE TELLS THEM SO - they cannot, thus do not know WHAT ONLY GOD KNOWS.

There is nothing at all in spiritual error with a person who even has a mustard seed of faith in the HOPE that they are saved to God, and as long as their faith remains in God - RATHER THAN ERECT THEIR OWN "BELIEVE" BLASPHEMY INTO THEIR OWN "SAVED" REALITY - they are always in a position of humbleness before Him because they realize it is not their view of God from within themselves that makes one saved, it is God's view of that humbleness of theirs, that fear of the Lord that they may not be saved because they know full well they don't deserved to be saved.

Many are called, few are chosen...

ANYONE who claims her/himself to be "saved" simply because they also claim they "believe"...

...simply proves they arrogantly credit themselves with authority they simply do not possess.

The Bible terms that "blasphemy".

 

[eyerlives]

Since you've now deleted that entire, long piece of self-serving, pathetic drivel, I'd just like clarification on one point:

You did post you're leaving LIT, right? That you don't need it anymore to fuck around with bozos like pete, because, decades after you claimed you were "saved", you've finally reached a point now - after these years here of fucking around with bozos like pete - where you don't need to fuck around with bozos like pete anymore...

...right?

Ok - maybe two points:

Should I feel guilty about any part I've possibly played in a "saved" Bubble Gum Christian's exit from LIT?

I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people—not at all meaning the people of this world who are immoral, or the greedy and swindlers, or idolaters. In that case you would have to leave this world. But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

1 Corinthians 5:9-11 NIV

 

[Tryharder62]

I took down my post because I opened up to a person who has no compassion. Just out of curiousity, are you Ravi 64?

1 John 5:11-13 And this is the testimony: God has given us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. The one who has the Son has this eternal life; the one who does not have the Son of God does not have this eternal life. I have written these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life. (This is my assurance.)

You aren't perfect when you become a Christian. You don't suddenly have all your health problems disappear and have an easy life thereafter. You can't do enough good works and be perfect enough to gain salvation. It is a gift. It's up to you what you do with that gift.

I bet you did a happy dance when I mentioned leaving lit.

Sure wouldn't want you feeling any guilt now would I.

 

[eyerlives]

I took down my post because I opened up to a person who has no compassion.

Bullshit.

Your deleted post was not directed to me, nor did you see my post before you deleted your Woe is me! crap, since as soon as I did post mine, you'd already deleted your Woe is me! crap.

So fuck off and go pimp your "opened up" shit to someone else as artificially plastic as your sadsack ass it.

 

[Tryharder62]

Bullshit.

Your deleted post was not directed to me, nor did you see my post before you deleted your Woe is me! crap, since as soon as I did post mine, you'd already deleted your Woe is me! crap.

So fuck off and go pimp your "opened up" shit to someone else as artificially plastic as your sadsack ass it.

Are you also glad for her that even after 32 years of being "saved", she still gets off coming to this internet porn site to mess around with other guys behind her husband's and children's back?

Can a person be "saved" without the baptismal of the Spirit of Christ making them a new person?

And how possibly could any saved person, a completely new person born by the Spirit of Christ and thus inherently understanding the agape love of God...

...still feel so unfulfilled that she needs to come to an internet porn site to scarf around behind her husband's back for all the "love" she can get?

I actually did write my post to you in response to the above post. I never said I saw your post before I deleted mine. When I got home from volunteering at the Senior Center I realized you wouldn't get it. It's kind of funny you have no response to my question of whether you are Ravi 64? Interesting.

 

[jezzilee]

I thought this was kinda humorous...

Thread title: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Last Poster: Try Harder62

*insert gigglesnort here*

 

[eyerlives]

When I got home from volunteering at the Senior Center...

You need to compile a list of all these "good works" you can't seem to help endlessly boast of...

...and then post it to see if anyone gives a shit as much as you obviously do, wannabe.

I realized...

That's friggin' funny.

It's kind of funny you have no response to my question of whether you are Ravi 64? Interesting.

No doubt to you, Bubbliever.

 

[Tryharder62]

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Oh Eyer, Eyer! I have people ask me why I bother to continue interaction with you. In my mind, you represent complete negativity and I am never going to back down. I am not going to let one more person like you get the last word. You may not realize it but I have always had the last word with you and then you slink away to create negativity elsewhere when you get frustrated. In fact one time didn't you vow to never speak to me again? I wasn't worth your time. I see that lasted. The thing that is sad for me is that you are so smart, you can occasionally be funny, and you waste all of that to try to hurt people.

Off the subject : if you are Ravi 64 you are the biggest scum. Have the balls to admit it.

So, I will be going out of town with my family this weekend. If you chose to post instead of slinking away I will be back Monday. Get back to you then.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

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Interesting point there.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

I took down my post because I opened up to a person who has no compassion. Just out of curiousity, are you Ravi 64?

1 John 5:11-13 And this is the testimony: God has given us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. The one who has the Son has this eternal life; the one who does not have the Son of God does not have this eternal life. I have written these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life. (This is my assurance.)

You aren't perfect when you become a Christian. You don't suddenly have all your health problems disappear and have an easy life thereafter. You can't do enough good works and be perfect enough to gain salvation. It is a gift. It's up to you what you do with that gift.

I bet you did a happy dance when I mentioned leaving lit.

Sure wouldn't want you feeling any guilt now would I.

I would agree with these statements for the most part.

You get the Son by believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and accepting the free gift of salvation that he provides through it.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

I thought this was kinda humorous...

Thread title: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Last Poster: Try Harder62

*insert gigglesnort here*

 

[jezzilee]

How to get to Heaven ... TrY HaRdEr!!!!!