How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Mello_SixtyNine]

He will be my vote.

So the twice-divorced adulterer is more aligned with your christian principles. Shouldn't you be stoning him to death? You are a literalist when it comes to biblical laws, right?

FYI: Principals are school headmasters, not a fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief or behavior or for a chain of reasoning.

You'd know that if you read more than one book.

 

[Hard_Rom]

He will be my vote.

Seeing as all the other admitted Trump supporters are on my iggy list. Which is purely coincidental. And the fact you are quite ignorant, bordering on stupid, and most certainly just a troll. Say Hi to eyer.

 

[KarenB59]

Seeing as all the other admitted Trump supporters are on my iggy list. Which is purely coincidental. And the fact you are quite ignorant, bordering on stupid, and most certainly just a troll. Say Hi to eyer.

Are you saying that Christians are ignorant/stupid or Trump supporters? Or are you referring to just the OP?

 

[yossi]

I don't agree with everything Donald Trump does or says, but I think that he is much more in line with Christian principals than Hillary.

That's fucking hilarious.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

Are you saying that Christians are ignorant/stupid or Trump supporters? Or are you referring to just the OP?

It sounds like they are all being lumped together.

 

[eyerlives]

Dear Wannabe Pastor xfrodobagginsx:

Do you get off by eliciting fellow GBers to show you their pposs asses like your sister Bubble Gum Christian Machine believer does?

Are you married, too, Wannabe Pastor xfrodobagginsx, like your GB ass-seeking sister is?

Please tell more about the great Bubble Gum Christian Machine family you must also have...

Like, do you refer to yourselves as Bubblievers?

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Dear Wannabe Pastor xfrodobagginsx:

Do you get off by eliciting fellow GBers to show you their pposs asses like your sister Bubble Gum Christian Machine believer does?

Are you married, too, Wannabe Pastor xfrodobagginsx, like your GB ass-seeking sister is?

Please tell more about the great Bubble Gum Christian Machine family you must also have...

Like, do you refer to yourselves as Bubblievers?

Actually, I am not a wannabe Pastor. I don't want to be a Pastor. I am an Evangelist. I would ask you why you call me a bubble gum believer. Is it because I actually believe what the Bible says that you can't work for your salvation?

 

[1sickbastard]

I don't agree with everything Donald Trump does or says, but I think that he is much more in line with Christian principals than Hillary.

Except that he's not.

"Indeed, there is hardly any public person in America today who has more exemplified the “earthly nature” (“flesh” in the King James and the literal Greek) that Paul urges the Colossians to shed: “sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires, and greed, which is idolatry” (3:5). This is an incredibly apt summary of Trump’s life to date. Idolatry, greed, and sexual immorality are intertwined in individual lives and whole societies. Sexuality is designed to be properly ordered within marriage, a relationship marked by covenant faithfulness and profound self-giving and sacrifice. To indulge in sexual immorality is to make oneself and one’s desires an idol. That Trump has been, his whole adult life, an idolater of this sort, and a singularly unrepentant one, should have been clear to everyone.

"And therefore it is completely consistent that Trump is an idolater in many other ways. He has given no evidence of humility or dependence on others, let alone on God his Maker and Judge. He wantonly celebrates strongmen and takes every opportunity to humiliate and demean the vulnerable. He shows no curiosity or capacity to learn. He is, in short, the very embodiment of what the Bible calls a fool."
From the evangelical magazine Christianity Today

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

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He's not. That's why people go to hell. He came here to save us from the penalty of sin. Those without Christ haven't really been judged yet because He is waiting and hoping for those to turn to Christ and make their choice.

 

[eyerlives]

Actually, I am not a wannabe Pastor. I don't want to be a Pastor. I am an Evangelist. I would ask you why you call me a bubble gum believer. Is it because I actually believe what the Bible says that you can't work for your salvation?

Your bubble gum religious theology isn't part of the good news, wannabe.

When are you going to tell your wife you're playing "Evangelist" on an internet porn site?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Except that he's not.

"Indeed, there is hardly any public person in America today who has more exemplified the “earthly nature” (“flesh” in the King James and the literal Greek) that Paul urges the Colossians to shed: “sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires, and greed, which is idolatry” (3:5). This is an incredibly apt summary of Trump’s life to date. Idolatry, greed, and sexual immorality are intertwined in individual lives and whole societies. Sexuality is designed to be properly ordered within marriage, a relationship marked by covenant faithfulness and profound self-giving and sacrifice. To indulge in sexual immorality is to make oneself and one’s desires an idol. That Trump has been, his whole adult life, an idolater of this sort, and a singularly unrepentant one, should have been clear to everyone.

"And therefore it is completely consistent that Trump is an idolater in many other ways. He has given no evidence of humility or dependence on others, let alone on God his Maker and Judge. He wantonly celebrates strongmen and takes every opportunity to humiliate and demean the vulnerable. He shows no curiosity or capacity to learn. He is, in short, the very embodiment of what the Bible calls a fool."
From the evangelical magazine Christianity Today

Considering 100 million Yanks call themselves evangelical this is a huge put down by such a publication.

So he doesn't appear to have the evangelical Christian vote at 1/3 the pop. Doubtful 50% of the pop. being women will vote for him. 14% being black not likely to vote for him. Not sure of Latino pop. percentage but I'm assuming that many of them will not vote for him. Whose left? I supposed I should say whose remaining as the left certainly don't want him.

It's not often I find myself in agreement with evangelicals. And idolater and a fool for sure.

Shows how ignorant xfrodobagginsx is. If his circular logic and lacks of knowledge on esoteric Christian thinkers is not enough.

Kudos to Christianity Today!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Holy fuck! Even eyer is taking shots at xfrodobagginsx! How is that for a sign of stupidity and ignorance. If douche hash takes a run at you xfrodobagginsx just walk away from this place because you will just be stroking your own ego if you remain.

 

[Tryharder62]

I came real close to finding out these answers about heaven. Had a heart attack last week. WHAT!!!! Can't believe it. I'm only 50. No white light, or angels around my bed. Only pain that felt like an elephant was on my chest. Looks like it might have been caused by very low potassium. Don't worry Eyer I don't plan to go anywhere!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wmPWTnDbE

 

[eyerlives]

Obviously one advantage to being twice as large as an elephant beforehand.

 

[Tryharder62]

Be careful, I ate the last person who commented on my weight! Oh and your momma dresses you funny!!! ( Lol, sometimes I crack myself up)

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Your bubble gum religious theology isn't part of the good news, wannabe.

When are you going to tell your wife you're playing "Evangelist" on an internet porn site?

Interesting how you are preaching at an evangelist on a porn site for posting the gospel. Why are YOU on here if you aren't giving the gospel? If it's not to give the gospel, then you have no room to call me posting the true gospel, Bubble gum theology. You are living in a glass house now wouldn't you think?

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

I came real close to finding out these answers about heaven. Had a heart attack last week. WHAT!!!! Can't believe it. I'm only 50. No white light, or angels around my bed. Only pain that felt like an elephant was on my chest. Looks like it might have been caused by very low potassium. Don't worry Eyer I don't plan to go anywhere!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wmPWTnDbE

Maybe you need to read this first post and pray that prayer from your heart to God, accepting Jesus Christ's free gift of salvation.

 

[neci]

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[neci]

https://theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/catholic-prayer-school-girl.jpg

 

[neci]

http://labove.com/today/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mother-teresa-bw.jpg

 

[eyerlives]

Interesting how you are preaching at an evangelist on a porn site for posting the gospel. Why are YOU on here if you aren't giving the gospel? If it's not to give the gospel, then you have no room to call me posting the true gospel, Bubble gum theology. You are living in a glass house now wouldn't you think?

When will you finally get around to either "posting the gospel" or "give the gospel"*, wannabe?

[* whatever the fvck "give the gospel" could possibly mean.]

Or, like a good bubble gum Christian, have you just been teasing us all this time, setting us up, so you can then ask us to tithe you after "giving" us your good news?

Maybe you need to read this first post and pray that prayer from your heart to God, accepting Jesus Christ's free gift of salvation.

Even for a bubble gum Christian wannabe pastor, you're totally ignorant.

That person is one of your sister bubblievers, who considers herself so saved already that she's sinfully free to come to this porn site to fuck around on her husband behind his back...

...btw: what name does your wife post under here again, padre?

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe you need to read this first post and pray that prayer from your heart to God, accepting Jesus Christ's free gift of salvation.

Honey, I already have. 32 years ago.

 

[Brollyanna]

Interesting how you are preaching at an evangelist on a porn site for posting the gospel. Why are YOU on here if you aren't giving the gospel? If it's not to give the gospel, then you have no room to call me posting the true gospel, Bubble gum theology. You are living in a glass house now wouldn't you think?

I think that even people who live in brick houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Honey, I already have. 32 years ago.

Good! I am glad for you.