The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[girlsmiley]

The bacon wrapped sprouts sound yummy, but when I look at the pic it kinda looks like the head of a penis. Which is gross for me.

Or do you remember that movie The Dark Crystal?

When the horrible Skeksis is draining the essence from that podling? It's like the podling's eyes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Bacon wrapped sprouts.

Why would you destroy perfectly good bacon by wrapping it around a fart?

 

[Fata Morgana]

The bacon wrapped sprouts sound yummy, but when I look at the pic it kinda looks like the head of a penis. Which is gross for me.

Or do you remember that movie The Dark Crystal?

When the horrible Skeksis is draining the essence from that podling? It's like the podling's eyes.

Maybe that's why I wanna cram 'em in me gob. I'd make a terrible lesbian. Talking of peaches...you seen any of the new Fall yet?

Never seen Dark Crystal mate.

 

[Not Normal]

I have something better bro.

Stew

https://images.britcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hamcheese.jpg

that look amazin' bro

 

[girlsmiley]

I have something better bro.

Stew

https://images.britcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hamcheese.jpg

Ooh, I love fresh asparagus bro!

 

[Aquagal]

This thread made me laugh today. So thanks all y'all.

Except you, never you.

Hi Girly!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Bacon wrapped sprouts.

Why would you destroy perfectly good bacon by wrapping it around a fart?

here's some bacon you'll love bro.

Stew

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9b/c4/cf/9bc4cf644db2b952452728a029f928d2.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

Maybe that's why I wanna cram 'em in me gob. I'd make a terrible lesbian. Talking of peaches...you seen any of the new Fall yet?

Never seen Dark Crystal mate.

No, I haven't. I've been meaning to watch it but I've been so busy doing other shit lately.

It's funny. You know when you're young and you think all you have to do is work and pay the bills? Well, I've discovered there's so much more than that LOL. Work and home and school and parties and dinners and sports and bills and dishes and fees and insurance and tax and shoes and Christmas and birthdays and hair and nails and mortgage and food and clothes and phones and cars and it just goes on and on and on. Non stop.

 

[girlsmiley]

This thread made me laugh today. So thanks all y'all.

Except you, never you.

Hi Girly!

Hey beautiful!

 

[Sean]

Shitloads of people contacted LTR to warn her about me. I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Shitloads of people contacted LTR to warn her about me. I thought it was hilarious.

You're never warned about the right ones. Trust me.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Bacon wrapped sprouts.

Why would you destroy perfectly good bacon by wrapping it around a fart?

About the only way sprouts/farts could be made edible.

 

[Hard_Rom]

No, I haven't. I've been meaning to watch it but I've been so busy doing other shit lately.

It's funny. You know when you're young and you think all you have to do is work and pay the bills? Well, I've discovered there's so much more than that LOL. Work and home and school and parties and dinners and sports and bills and dishes and fees and insurance and tax and shoes and Christmas and birthdays and hair and nails and mortgage and food and clothes and phones and cars and it just goes on and on and on. Non stop.

“Instead of our drab slogging forth and back to the fishing boats, there's reason to live!
We can lift ourselves out of ignorance, we can find ourselves as creatures of excellence and intelligence and skill. We can learn to be free! we can learn to fly!”
― Richard Bach, Jonathan Livingston Seagull

 

[yossi]

You're never warned about the right ones. Trust me.

Pretty much.

Also, I love the Dark Crystal! What a great movie. Scared the hell out of me as a child.

 

[girlsmiley]

I had people contact me about KIllswitch. Because he made out like we were friends or something when we weren't.

Asshole. I had to explain to my actual friends that killswitch was just being silly and making things up.

 

[Wings]

That happens to me a lot. Last week someone pm'd Wings to warn her about me and she posted about it. Many have done the same in the past 14 years.

If I'm high enough I think you're insinuating that I do or have done that. I have not, would not, and it's because I just don't give a shit.

I also find responding to this as high schoolish and lame as your post about it.

If you can't get pussy or get cock blocked, don't blame me.

The person didn't PM me to warn me, the coward was trying to use your pictures as ammunition. I can only conclude it was someone who didn't know me well, or didn't know I'd been here since 2007.

I posted about it because I'm not a motherfucking puppet. If you want to pull my strings you have to do it under your real name, not some alt you created to watch the world burn with 15 posts since 2010.

Whoever that was-you're a coward and I hope your balls shrivel up.

 

[Disgustipated]

That happens to me a lot. Last week someone pm'd Wings to warn her about me and she posted about it. Many have done the same in the past 14 years.

If I'm high enough I think you're insinuating that I do or have done that. I have not, would not, and it's because I just don't give a shit.

I also find responding to this as high schoolish and lame as your post about it.

If you can't get pussy or get cock blocked, don't blame me.

The amount of bullshit in this post is beyond 100%.
.

What?

Pretty much.

Then tell your e-BF to chill the fuck out.

He's a whiny little one.

Right. I've never warned a Lit chick about you and you've done it to me at least 4 times that I know of.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

You are so completely full of shit, Matilda. You have done that very thing. To me. You jealous little cunt.

I've seen the pms with my own eyes. Jesus you are just a fucking horrible person.

Srsly. Him and GS need to a lesson on how to tell the truth.

Post them.

You have my permission.

You're just mad because a hot litster girl told me you're the biggest creep on the board.

Come with the proof.

If you've seen them...you have copies.

Please. I delete them, I don't betray people's trust like yourself.

Why would I give two shits if either of you two guys get some pussy. Seriously.

Im not 14.

Get you some. I have, and I found the best girl on the planet here.

Maybe you will too.

No, you're 60 and more pathetic than any teenager I know.

Why would I keep them? I don't feel the need to keep "proof" on people here. Why? Because I'm not a vindictive little bitch with nothing better going in in my life.

Also ,it doesnt matter if I have your permission. Posting pms is against the terms of service. Something you routinely wipe your mangina with.


And furthermore, if you actually did have a conversation about me being a creep, then name names.

I'm not at all afraid of you or your lies.
Why? Because I treat the women that I have spoken with here with nothing but respect. Something you know absolutely nothing about, lawngirl.

Boom.

Shitloads of people contacted LTR to warn her about me. I thought it was hilarious.

Yep! Fuck, people PM'd ME about you and LTR, FFS.

 

[eyerlives]

I for the life of me can't figure out why you gotnsomeone fires for hooking up with a woman you had no shot with anyway.

Trust me, i have never struck out because of you.

And im not worried about it, backtracker.

I figured you wouldn't name names either. Becaue it never happened.

I cant believe I ever defended you when your tranny pics were discovered and posted here. I guess thats what i get though.

And with that, see you later, Daisy.

Reads like another Blurt Bitch Boy Bromance goes kaput...

You sure there's nothing Killsnitch can do to get back on your good...I mean...back side, kowboytoy?

You do understand that you Boys can say meaniepoo stuff like that and then kiss and make up with those you've jilted, right?

No?

Well, just look at your fellow cuckold Boy seaniepoo and how he infamously told buttwipes how their Blurt Bitch- Boyship was done because he is such a wannabe principled pposs and he can't be a Boy for a Blurt Bitch who approved of what she did...

...yet, today, seaniepoo's tongue is back licking exactly where and how it was before.

So, come on, kowboytoy: you and Killsnitch are obviously meant for each other - don't let petty cuckold, Blurt Bitch Boy jealousies come between you now when you can get back to what was between you two BitchBoys before ().

BTW: this is simply ALL about you and Killsnitch catfighting over which one of you Wings cuckolds best, isn't it?

 

[Lorilei]

Shitloads of people contacted LTR to warn her about me. I thought it was hilarious.

My heart was in the right place.

 

[Sean]

My heart was in the right place.

Fuck you, Lorilei!

 

[Wings]

Reads like another Blurt Bitch Boy Bromance goes kaput...

You sure there's nothing Killsnitch can do to get back on your good...I mean...back side, kowboytoy?

You do understand that you Boys can say meaniepoo stuff like that and then kiss and make up with those you've jilted, right?

No?

Well, just look at your fellow cuckold Boy seaniepoo and how he infamously told buttwipes how their Blurt Bitch- Boyship was done because he is such a wannabe principled pposs and he can't be a Boy for a Blurt Bitch who approved of what she did...

...yet, today, seaniepoo's tongue is back licking exactly where and how it was before.

So, come on, kowboytoy: you and Killsnitch are obviously meant for each other - don't let petty cuckold, Blurt Bitch Boy jealousies come between you now when you can get back to what was between you two BitchBoys before ().

BTW: this is simply ALL about you and Killsnitch catfighting over which one of you Wings cuckolds best, isn't it?

You are the only one begging to be cuckolded by me, Eyer. The only one.

 

[butters]

Just finished it. Powerful drama. Walters should get an award for it.

yup
at least we weren't left hanging in the kind of cruel way real life does

I love you. Let's get married. I'll carry a bouquet of those mini cabbages in bacon and during our vows we can cram them in our vadges.

you old romantic!

OH GOD LETS HAVE A THREEWAY LESBIAN BACON WEDDING!

you're just full of ideas today!

I'm going to bed and will try to calm down a bit. Hopefully I'll dream of Jezzi mashing eight legged cunts and me with a vadge full of bacon wrapped brussels. Throw in Emerson's sock gravy and it's pretty much up there with another Kate Bush tour.

valium. you need valium

Grapes, grapes are a nice naughty snack, seedless by preference, count them before you start and as you snack or you'll be left wondering 'did I eat 8 or 9?'

grapes are teh best!

I'm equally shocked and amazed by what appears to be either unfamiliarity or rejection of primate ethology, "the selfish gene," and sociobiology.

There wasn't a misogynistic word in the post. Whether you like it or not, it's reality.

Your argument is with Richard Dawkins and E. O. Wilson.

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:facepalm:

The bacon wrapped sprouts sound yummy, but when I look at the pic it kinda looks like the head of a penis. Which is gross for me.

Or do you remember that movie The Dark Crystal?

When the horrible Skeksis is draining the essence from that podling? It's like the podling's eyes.

when the footage was loading, it first showed as the final shot and i was thinking wth? eyeballs in bacon? jeezus h!

 

[HarryHill]

This election is tearing the country apart. I just got a horrid e=mail from a family member

 

[Aquagal]

I've never been told to beware of Sean or lovetoread, but just taking names from the blurt litsters only I have been told to watch out for

Killswitch
Girlsmiley
Spacecowboy
pete
Rob
Cleaver

FFS peeps, it's like you think I can't discern for myself. Just because I respond in post in a thread doesn't mean there are back door shenanigans.

 

[girlsmiley]

Pretty much.

Also, I love the Dark Crystal! What a great movie. Scared the hell out of me as a child.

Is it bad that I'm imagining draining your living essence bro?

Seriously though. I'd smash that.