The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Radiohead]

Perhaps edible gold leaf, like that poor girl in Goldfinger.

Tilly Masterson, or was that her sister?

 

[jezzilee]

Fata would be proud. I killed a spider that measured about two inches long yesterday... Didn't want to kill it but the bosses kids were FREAKING out ... not to mention his wife's opinion of spiders.

 

[silver gurl]

Gas spill in the attached garage yesterday. I noticed the smell of the fumes, once I got home from work today.
Windows and doors are open. I am in a coat.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Laurel, please don't ban-hammer me, but just this once let me share personal info about a user because she's on the national news:

Pookie's controversial company is a success

Hopefully this get buried in the back pages before she logs on and catches me criticizing her but...

Her choice of axe has always bothered me. She is cleaving human bone and flesh not wood. She would be far better off using a proper battle axe. Much slimmer blade and far lighter to swing (her being a weak girl and all).

http://www.medieval-weaponry.co.uk/acatalog/S5733M-1000.jpg

 

[Wings]

No, they get by swapping spit.

CDC is against necking.

The more you know.

So not running yourself down with too much work and a cold that you can't shake.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm pretty sure this is how adults get mono

when I want mono, I just pull one earbud out bro.

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to cram hundreds of these in my vagina.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/baking%201_zpsd3uyj2nc.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata would be proud. I killed a spider that measured about two inches long yesterday... Didn't want to kill it but the bosses kids were FREAKING out ... not to mention his wife's opinion of spiders.

I love you. Let's get married. I'll carry a bouquet of those mini cabbages in bacon and during our vows we can cram them in our vadges.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I want to cram hundreds of these in my vagina.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/baking%201_zpsd3uyj2nc.gif

Just how big is your vagina?


woman: I don't think much of your organ.


man: I didn't expect to be playing in a bloody cathedral!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just how big is your vagina?


woman: I don't think much of your organ.


man: I didn't expect to be playing in a bloody cathedral!

It's the tardis of all cunts!!

 

[Hard_Rom]

It's the tardis of all cunts!!

With a pool and all?!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I want to cram hundreds of these in my vagina.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/baking%201_zpsd3uyj2nc.gif

food kegels. +10 for using bacon bro!

Stew

 

[Radiohead]

I love you. Let's get married. I'll carry a bouquet of those mini cabbages in bacon and during our vows we can cram them in our vadges.

Hot or cold?

 

[spacekowboy]

You "think"? Huh, what a coincidence...

...because I was just thinking how less lonesome your "comedic value" would be if you'd blow your "genuine" there back up your BBBFFBoyhole.

Hang on, let me get my decoder ring.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hang on, let me get my decoder ring.

set it to Tourettes/Dyslexia/Seizure bro!

Stew

 

[Aglaopheme]

I want to cram hundreds of these in my vagina.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/baking%201_zpsd3uyj2nc.gif

I must make these!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I must make these!

CHIEF BRIDESMAID RIGHT HERE. I'M GETTING OVER EXCITED AND CAN'T GET CAPS OFF.

 

[Aglaopheme]

set it to Tourettes/Dyslexia/Seizure bro!

Stew

Special setting litourettes, bro.

 

[Aglaopheme]

CHIEF BRIDESMAID RIGHT HERE. I'M GETTING OVER EXCITED AND CAN'T GET CAPS OFF.

Yes! I will make them until you've had your fill and then make more.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes! I will make them until you've had your fill and then make more.

OH GOD LETS HAVE A THREEWAY LESBIAN BACON WEDDING!

 

[silver gurl]

So not running yourself down with too much work and a cold that you can't shake.

Yes that can do it. I have had it. Swollen glands, head ache, rash and pressure around the spleen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm going to bed and will try to calm down a bit. Hopefully I'll dream of Jezzi mashing eight legged cunts and me with a vadge full of bacon wrapped brussels. Throw in Emerson's sock gravy and it's pretty much up there with another Kate Bush tour.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes! I will make them until you've had your fill and then make more.

Wait a minute, you don't know how capacious her vagina is, though...sure you got enough broiler trays?

 

[HarryHill]

Hopefully this get buried in the back pages before she logs on and catches me criticizing her but...

Her choice of axe has always bothered me. She is cleaving human bone and flesh not wood. She would be far better off using a proper battle axe. Much slimmer blade and far lighter to swing (her being a weak girl and all).

http://www.medieval-weaponry.co.uk/acatalog/S5733M-1000.jpg

..
This one is not a proper woodsman's ax which I think would be great for a Pookie update

 

[Aglaopheme]

Wait a minute, you don't know how capacious her vagina is, though...sure you got enough broiler trays?

They ought to have a bit of a cooling period.