The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[gotsnowgotslush]

*looks at thread*

I would have never thought of flesh coloured wet suits, before.

( I saw the pic in that thread.)

With nipples on the outside!

And belly buttons!

And arse cracks!

The surfers in California probably already have them...

Psuedo naked surfing.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have beer, cheese and a cigar. I am ready for the hurricane.

 

[lovetoread]

cheese in a can is real cheese

 

[Saint Peter]

Swishers are not real cigars.

 

[raindancer]

Canned cheese breaks my butthole.

 

[TwinkleStars]

..
Don't get all demonic about it

https://diabolicalconfusions.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/6a00d83451d24369e20147e17bbeb7970b.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Have you tried taking it out of the can first?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

cheese in a can is real cheese

you'd love whole chicken in a can bro!

Stew

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090430-cannedchicken.jpg

 

[raindancer]

Yes. Out of can = butt salve

 

[Saint Peter]

Same with the stogies?

 

[raindancer]

I don't smoke them with that hole. Maybe after the beer.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your 10k post!

I am honored.

 

[raindancer]

Aww man, I wasted 10k on butthole.

 

[Saint Peter]

Think of it as an investment.

How is the storm treating you?

 

[NHKitty]

Dark chocolate, red wine and you...Friday nights are my favorite.

 

[raindancer]

It's windy and drizzly. Tomorrow will be the brunt of it.
All the beer and bread was gone, at the store.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's windy and drizzly. Tomorrow will be the brunt of it.
All the beer and bread was gone, at the store.

At least you got cigars!

Best wishes. Stay safe.

 

[raindancer]

And not Coors.
Thanks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

cheese in a can is real cheese

Cunt.

 

[pollynova]

<------Is not a picture of me. It's a picture of Melissa Benoist, who plays Supergirl on TV. I picked this as my avatar because I like her and I like the show.

And no, this doesn't count as a "fake pic" or catfishing. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I'd like to think I would be smart enough not to use the picture of an actress on a popular TV show.

For real, I've had to explain this to like 5 people now...

No, you haven't "busted" me in anything. But if you think that you have, I suggest you check out Not Normal. Did you know that's not his picture in his avatar? It's a muppet! I swear! Check it out!

And St. Peter really isn't a dog. He's actually a person! I know, crazy right?

This one will blow your mind. Do you know neci? Did you know she's not really Bernie Sanders???

I mean, how long will Laurel let these people get away with this? She needs to stop bouncing on that trampoline and get to work!

 

[Saint Peter]

And St. Peter really isn't a dog. He's actually a person! I know, crazy right?

Hold on. What?

Does this mean I have to quit licking my balls?

 

[pollynova]

Hold on. What?

Does this mean I have to quit licking my balls?

Weren't you neutered?

 

[Saint Peter]

Weren't you neutered?

Many times.

 

[pollynova]

Many times.

Awww

 

[yossi]

cheese in a can is real cheese

real cheese product