The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Que]

i want a good break-up heart broke song.

David Nail. "Red Light."

But may your soul soon be in the mood for Miranda Lambert's "Baggage zclaim."

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey, this is project lose weight. I only drink water now.

The Dew throws a double punch of calories and caffeine. You are good to be rid of it.

You go, girl!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Gastro pub?

.....You're a little bit gay.

Ish's band was playing there.

 

[Disgustipated]

Gastro pub?

.....You're a little bit gay.

Hey, I said I was in fucking Riverside. Home of 10,000 horses and 6 human teeth.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hey, I said I was in fucking Riverside. Home of 10,000 horses and 6 human teeth.

so that was 100℅ Anus bro!

Stew

 

[Disgustipated]

so that was 100℅ Anus bro!

Stew

Sorry I didn't take you there when you visited, G.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Sorry I didn't take you there when you visited, G.

yeah, you only go on all-you-can-eat night bro!

Stew

 

[Disgustipated]

yeah, you only go on all-you-can-eat night bro!

Stew

It's expensive to feed a gaggle of homos!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

It's expensive to feed a gaggle of homos!

you should go solo then bro!

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

I'll be harder than your husband
to get along with

harder than your husband
every night

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Chorizo is wonderful until you think about where it comes from.

Johnsonville?

http://www.johnsonville.com/products/chorizo/image/chorizoSausageLinks.png

 

[sweepthefloor]

David Nail. "Red Light."

But may your soul soon be in the mood for Miranda Lambert's "Baggage zclaim."

thanks! i am not fond of modern country music, but
"this is what i don't love you feels like."

it's pretty good.

 

[sweepthefloor]

but in the end
punk rock
just left me
empty and alone

this is my story!

 

[Saint Peter]

Johnsonville?

http://www.johnsonville.com/products/chorizo/image/chorizoSausageLinks.png

No! They make it in Am Pics.

:lips and assholes:

 

[Saint Peter]

this is my story!

Punkass!

 

[Wings]

My tshirt has a bull on it.

 

[Disgustipated]

My bull is wearing a tshirt.

 

[Adre]

My tshirt has a bull on it.

I see the horns protruding.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My tshirt has a bull on it.

This one would be more whimsical on you, though.

http://img2.izismile.com/img/img4/20110825/640/incredibly_unique_tshirt_designs_640_12.jpg

 

[Wings]

This one would be more whimsical on you, though.

http://img2.izismile.com/img/img4/20110825/640/incredibly_unique_tshirt_designs_640_12.jpg

I can't see it!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I can't see it!

Really? I can see it fine. Damn internet gremlins.

It's a larger version of this, if you can see it.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9e/e1/d9/9ee1d9c02537588bdb3a43447c671637.jpg

 

[Wings]

Really? I can see it fine. Damn internet gremlins.

It's a larger version of this, if you can see it.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9e/e1/d9/9ee1d9c02537588bdb3a43447c671637.jpg

A hahahaha!!! Yes. I need that one!

 

[Emerson40]

so that was 100℅ Anus bro!

Stew

Sorry I didn't take you there when you visited, G.

yeah, you only go on all-you-can-eat night bro!

Stew

http://68.media.tumblr.com/697176f20f4240d68081f9a4edfcec99/tumblr_n2j2aut2pT1qc2bcno1_500.jpg



Maybe you guys should take this to Ishmael's thread, yes?

 

[HarryHill]

When I lived in Cali there was a Chorizo brand called Carmelita, man that was good stuff

 

[Disgustipated]

When I lived in Cali there was a Chorizo brand called Carmelita, man that was good stuff

We still have it- only the best!