If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Amalgamation]

I'd talk to myself.

 

[pcookie]

I'd talk to myself.

Ignore the crazy guy talking to himself.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Ignore the crazy guy talking to himself.

Offer him a cigar.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Just keep walking

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Just keep walking

Offer him a deal for his soul.

 

[ViciousTease]

Offer him a deal for his soul.

Take him home with me.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Take him home with me.

Hey I thought you were saving your purity for me lol

 

[papadoc19]

Fight club

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Fight club

It's on

 

[papadoc19]

It's on

Jab, Jab, left cross followed by a roundhouse leg sweep

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Jab, Jab, left cross followed by a roundhouse leg sweep

I call out for mommy lmao. I am not rough enough for an online fight lol.

 

[numeniusa]

Jab, Jab, left cross followed by a roundhouse leg sweep

I call out for mommy lmao. I am not rough enough for an online fight lol.

Find a mediator for these two. Come on boys, hug it out...

 

[GauchoMan]

Find a mediator for these two. Come on boys, hug it out...

Check out her Tan - with my ..... fingers

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Find a mediator for these two. Come on boys, hug it out...

Ok I'll hug it out with you and you send him my regards lol.
Don't worry it's all jokes, no snarkiness intended.

If I met you in a dark alley, I would most likely be checking you out and giving you the pervert smile lol.

 

[RedDeeDee]

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[Hornblende]

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I'd mention that in my country guns are illegal.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

http://rlv.zcache.com/god_created_men_sam_colt_made_them_equal_postcard-rfb22429febd347dbafd1e6a56561afe3_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg

Now that's my kind of foreplay lol.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I'd mention that in my country guns are illegal.

I would just keep walking.

 

[GauchoMan]

I'd mention that in my country guns are illegal.

I won't tell him that his Gorgeous Wife is having her Tan lines checked out by a certain Gent

 

[Amalgamation]

I won't tell him that his Gorgeous Wife is having her Tan lines checked out by a certain Gent

I'd tip my hat

 

[ViciousTease]

I'd tip my hat

All sorts of unspeakable things.

 

[makemewet69]

All sorts of unspeakable things.

Ask her the questions

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Ask her the questions

Whisper...

 

[julybaby04]

Whisper...

Say hello.

 

[Amalgamation]

Say hello.

Grab her for a kiss