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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

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butters said:
not so keen on the jumpy ones, especially when they feel as if they're wearing hobnail boots. give me a sedate spider anyday. still, maybe we'd all be a bit jumpy if our experience with humans meant trying to avoid getting stamped on, squished, flattened, splatted or elsewise abused. it's hard being a spider :rose:

youngest called me to remove a spider from their room this morning - ''i have a spider here, on the bed, can you take it out please, it's a bit big?''

me: *looks* where?
youngest: ''on that sock''
me: *picks up sock, spider walks off it and starts to caper across the bed*
youngest: ''MUM!!!!!!''
me: *cups spider in hands, takes it downstairs and puts it outside - sighs* :rolleyes:
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The jumpiness is the thorniest part. It is understandable that it would be; yet it would have been easier for everyone involved if it had not been so jumpy.

But, legs included, this particular spider was the width of my hand. And jumpy. And aggressive.

Nonetheless, the issue was resolved with no casualties, human or arachnid.
 
Gianbattista said:
I put on the cheese board last night a goats cheese called ticklemore that I have never tried. It looked delicious. ( I am not eating cheese right now but that was tough, I would have eaten some of that very easily!)
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Not eating cheese? :( I love goat and sheep cheeses.
 
on the seventh day
the good lord scrapped that day of rest bullshit
and Pete did electrical work



amen
 
butters said:
not so keen on the jumpy ones, especially when they feel as if they're wearing hobnail boots. give me a sedate spider anyday. still, maybe we'd all be a bit jumpy if our experience with humans meant trying to avoid getting stamped on, squished, flattened, splatted or elsewise abused. it's hard being a spider :rose:

youngest called me to remove a spider from their room this morning - ''i have a spider here, on the bed, can you take it out please, it's a bit big?''

me: *looks* where?
youngest: ''on that sock''
me: *picks up sock, spider walks off it and starts to caper across the bed*
youngest: ''MUM!!!!!!''
me: *cups spider in hands, takes it downstairs and puts it outside - sighs* :rolleyes:
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Cupped it in your fucking hands? You're like Rambo!
 
Fata, I finished Eileen. Ugh. Not my cup of tea. I did appreciate the twist with Rebecca.
 
Jennifer said:
Fata, I finished Eileen. Ugh. Not my cup of tea. I did appreciate the twist with Rebecca.
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Oh bummer. :(


I loved it. My mate at work just finished it and she's with me. We are both weird cunts though so maybe that's why we like her!
 
Que said:
I have developed a really good technique for removing ballpoint pen ink from my shirt pockets.

My time would have been better spent the developing a good technique for clicking the ballpoint pen off before placing it in my pocket.
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What is the technique?
 
Noor said:
What is the technique?
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91% rubbing alcohol, followed by laundry pretreat. Rinse in cold water.

Or just click the pen off

Aquagal said:
Hairspray.
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I don't stock that in my domicile. Are you THE Aquagal of 80's, big-hair Aquanet fame?

Brollyanna said:
I totally saw you as a pocket protector kinda guy.
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You would think so, but I'd have to remember to put the pocket protector in my pocket; I can barely remember to bring a pen.
 
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