The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Lyricalli]

Saturday has kicked my ass

Friday kicked my ass. Saturday's just poking at the bruises and asking, "Does this hurt? How about this? Here?"

 

[HarryHill]

Friday kicked my ass. Saturday's just poking at the bruises and asking, "Does this hurt? How about this? Here?"

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hey calli, where are you bruised?

Take this slicky rhyme,
mix it with oil of lime
rubbit on your owie

 

[GrandpaBill]

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Little Caprice gets naked... Awesome.

 

[HarryHill]

Makin toll house cookies.

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Ma'am bought a huge tray of pastries at the store Thursday, no cookies, thanx

 

[Lyricalli]

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hey calli, where are you bruised?

Take this slicky rhyme,
mix it with oil of lime
rubbit on your owie

I'm feeling a little better already.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm feeling a little better already.

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I've got half a liter of whiskey, feeling better too

 

[Killswitch1]

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Ma'am bought a huge tray of pastries at the store Thursday, no cookies, thanx

Butters?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Watching Battle Royale. Holy shit!

I can see why people were calling out The Hunger Games for similarities.

 

[HarryHill]

Butters?

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My Mum (89)

 

[spacekowboy]

Ive not seen any of the Hunger Games.



Mostly because im not a 12 year old girl.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Ive not seen any of the Hunger Games.



Mostly because im not a 12 year old girl.

Well.

 

[thør]

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I've got half a liter of whiskey, feeling better too

You've gone metric?

 

[HarryHill]

You've gone metric?

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liquor industry in the states has been metric for a long time around 1985 or so

 

[Aquagal]

I still buy 12 oz bottles beer and a half gallon of rum.

 

[HarryHill]

Ive not seen any of the Hunger Games.
Mostly because im not a 12 year old girl.

reported?

 

[neci]

I still buy 12 oz bottles beer and a half gallon of rum.

is there any other way?

 

[neci]

she just walked right in and took it.

not my beast.

thank god.

 

[Aquagal]

is there any other way?

I won a Texas Hold Em tournament in Mexico once and my prize was a gallon of kahlua. Try packing that motherfucker in a suitcase.

 

[HarryHill]

I won a Texas Hold Em tournament in Mexico once and my prize was a gallon of kahlua. Try packing that motherfucker in a suitcase.

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two gallons of milk and an afternoon would have solved your packing problem

 

[Porkwarrior]

I completely forgot that it was the first of the month........


Damn I got bills to pay!

 

[thør]

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liquor industry in the states has been metric for a long time around 1985 or so

Who buys a 1/2 liter?

Booze is sold in .75L.

I did buy 1/2 l of vodka in Russia, the last time, there.

30 rubles.

About a buck.

 

[neci]

I won a Texas Hold Em tournament in Mexico once and my prize was a gallon of kahlua. Try packing that motherfucker in a suitcase.

my liver cries already.

 

[Aquagal]

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two gallons of milk and an afternoon would have solved your packing problem

I was leaving the following morning. Also won a Mexican blanket and a parasailing trip. Gave the parasailing to some Joe on my walk back to my room.

my liver cries already.

I have tissues.

 

[neci]

i just need to do.

 

[HarryHill]

Who buys a 1/2 liter?[/b[
Booze is sold in .75L.
I did buy 1/2 l of vodka in Russia, the last time, there.
30 rubles.
About a buck.

It was a 750 ml bottle a little more than half full
50 ml = miniature
250 = 1/2 pint
500 = pint
750= a fifth
1000 = quart
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good price/goodnight all