sex @ 6o

[Bert Notorius]

for you poor
bastards
not getting any,
just to let
you know,
you may still
have a chance.

sex is better
right now
than it's ever
been.

who am i
kidding.

you probably
don't have
a chance.

 

[Disgustipated]

That would mean two for me.
Four for eeyore

 

[Bert Notorius]

That would mean two for me.
Four for eeyore

eyer's sex life
seems to be
a big concern
of yours.

 

[Darbhinder]

If your wife is the same size as you then you have nothing to brag about, tubby. Dollparts could even get laid.

 

[carlsnake]

As my 60 year old wife and I demonstrated last night, the sex may not be quite as athletic or as frequent as it once was, but it is still really good!

 

[Bert Notorius]

As my 60 year old wife and I demonstrated last night, the sex may not be quite as athletic or as frequent as it once was, but it is still really good!

the recovery
can take a
little longer.

i find that
a week is
about right.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm still trying to adjust to the fact I'm closing in on fifty, stop giving me more shit to think about will you?

But seriously, its a number and if people take care of themselves there's no reason you still can't be active and enjoy it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm still trying to adjust to the fact I'm closing in on fifty, stop giving me more shit to think about will you?

But seriously, its a number and if people take care of themselves there's no reason you still can't be active and enjoy it.

The rarest of moments when I agree one hundred percent with Lovecraft.
*nods*

Having said that, turning 50 will be somewhat traumatic for a day or so....

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm still trying to adjust to the fact I'm closing in on fifty, stop giving me more shit to think about will you?

But seriously, its a number and if people take care of themselves there's no reason you still can't be active and enjoy it.

i can't even remember 50.
that's another advantage of 60.

 

[warrior queen]

I'm still trying to adjust to the fact I'm closing in on fifty, stop giving me more shit to think about will you?

But seriously, its a number and if people take care of themselves there's no reason you still can't be active and enjoy it.

I am just over a year away from 50, and sex is better now than it ever was.
Knowing exactly what I like and having the confidence to go after it is a massive plus.
When I think back to my 20's and 30's I realise I was all about doing what the other person wanted...... which often left me feeling 'is that it?'
So much better now

 

[pink]

I'm still trying to adjust to the fact I'm closing in on fifty, stop giving me more shit to think about will you?

Ditto. next year.

 

[lovecraft68]

The rarest of moments when I agree one hundred percent with Lovecraft.
*nods*

Having said that, turning 50 will be somewhat traumatic for a day or so....

My wife has already put the word out, anyone stupid enough to host a surprise 50th birthday party for me fully deserves what they will get.

 

[Bert Notorius]

My wife has already put the word out, anyone stupid enough to host a surprise 50th birthday party for me fully deserves what they will get.

really bad erotica?

 

[lovecraft68]

really bad erotica?

You got it. I will read my stories to them until they are driven to madness and stab their ear drums out.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You got it. I will read my stories to them until they are driven to madness and stab their ear drums out.

heh




.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You got it. I will read my stories to them until they are driven to madness and stab their ear drums out.

Pro-tip: if you're pressed for time, use Scotty D8Rape's deathless prose. "Her Won Ton Desire" should have them slashing their wrists in minutes.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I am just over a year away from 50, and sex is better now than it ever was.
Knowing exactly what I like and having the confidence to go after it is a massive plus.
When I think back to my 20's and 30's I realise I was all about doing what the other person wanted...... which often left me feeling 'is that it?'
So much better now

i'm thinking about
taking up a collection
to buy you a wig.

 

[warrior queen]

i'm thinking about
taking up a collection
to buy you a wig.

Lol
I actually have some hair again, but I've been too lazy to change my profile pic!
Might have some time later today to address that (on my cellphone atm, need laptop to resize).

 

[suckonsimon]

I can remember 60.

One thing about that year was that on our wedding anniversary we made love three times through that day and night. That was special ... but not unique that year nor this.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I can remember 60.

One thing about that year was that on our wedding anniversary we made love three times through that day and night. That was special ... but not unique that year nor this.

Are you trying to have
A heart attack?

 

[Bert Notorius]

oh geez,
she wants to
go again
tonight.

 

[thør]

oh geez,
she wants to
go again
tonight.

Bitch!

Eating too may veggies?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Bitch!

Eating too may veggies?

Vodka redbulls

 

[lovecraft68]

Pro-tip: if you're pressed for time, use Scotty D8Rape's deathless prose. "Her Won Ton Desire" should have them slashing their wrists in minutes.

So she had a Chinese food fetish? That's not a bad thing it means a half hour after sex she'll want it again.

One of the worst I've seen- can't remember the story or author- was "He slid his arms around her waste"

 

[RoryN]

One of the worst I've seen- can't remember the story or author- was "He slid his arms around her waste"

Remember when I posted excerpts of racist Jenn's horrible writing, and you were the first member to go nuclear - because hey, gotta protect those racists?

Fun times!