The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

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Truth.

I get up when my inner child tells me to get up. I go to sleep the same way. The inner child can be a mean little fucker!

My inner child seems to spend all day eating pixie stixs and drinking giant redbulls.

I may need some Ritalin for that little fuck!
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It's nice waking up to poetry telling the sun to go fuck itself.

It's going to be a good day.
 
Maybe a long running aella thread might help keep some of the other threads more on topic? #blurts?

I love a good meandering thread, that pulls odd connections and triggers unusually connected thoughts : they are the best sort of thread I think. but when they all meander to the same place it feels less like 'all roads lead to Rome' and more like 'this is the road...to hell.'

It sounds good in theory and I think others have tried it before; however, what happens is people begin posting in other threads and it becomes noticed that the attention is not being focused on hashtag completely so then those other threads end up having to be diverted back to hashtag.

All hashtag all the time.

End of response - now on to my blurt
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I want pancakes and bacon but I don't want to MAKE the pancakes and bacon.
 
It sounds good in theory and I think others have tried it before; however, what happens is people begin posting in other threads and it becomes noticed that the attention is not being focused on hashtag completely so then those other threads end up having to be diverted back to hashtag.

All hashtag all the time.

End of response - now on to my blurt
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I want pancakes and bacon but I don't want to MAKE the pancakes and bacon.

Are you having phone sex with Emerson too?
 
Are you having phone sex with Emerson too?

Asked and answered - in that other thread you made all about you. Your attempt to hurt my feelings, upset me, degrade me or whatever is really pathetic.
 


Chuckie "Which Way Is The Flag Blowing Today" Schumer's vote to override Obama's veto is a perfect demonstration of what anybody who has followed Schumer's career already knew:
Chuckie "Which Way Is The Flag Blowing Today" Schumer has the backbone of a jellyfish.


 
Why did I stay up binge-watching Grimm? The old cat woke me up at 530. And then a Jehovah's witness rang the bell at 8.
I will be super fluffy today.
 
I hope it is the fucking window switch and not the motor.

I left my window cracked an inch a couple of days including through a thunderstorm praying the very same prayer. . .only to discover I had bumped the kiddie lock-out switch.
 
I left my window cracked an inch a couple of days including through a thunderstorm praying the very same prayer. . .only to discover I had bumped the kiddie lock-out switch.

This one is intermittent. It makes chasing down the problem a pain in the ass.

I need to roll it down everyday to get into the site. Sucks.
 
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